Uberdirectory 2008 Camwhore WITH A STORY!!! (821 hits)
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Submitted by matnotharry (View user info) at 2008-05-12 13:36:00 EDT
A brief story about the '2 Weeks' shirt I'm wearing:
I picked up that red top in New York when I went with my family last Christmas. It came with a little tag that read: "Half of the profit made from the sale of this shirt will be contributed providing 2 weeks worth of antiretroviral medicine in Africa", or something similarly philanthropic.
'Splendid' I thought, 'What more could a man want from a garment?'.
It was only when I was at the till that I noticed a slight issue; it was half price. I know this doesn't usually cause alarm but with altruistic apparel in ones hands things are an entirely different matter
Did this mean Gap (yes I was at Gap) were selling the shirt for a loss? Or was my AIDS sufferer going to meet his/her maker 14 days too soon? Or would there be a compromise; sell the shirt for a slight loss and keep the poor guy alive for a week? I would never know.
The cashier interrupted my musings with a slight cough. I paid up and left.
THE END
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I've been telling that crap story to anyone who asked about the shirt and many that didn't. I pulled none of the fuzzy-faced girls in the picture owing to a combination of me having drunk too much, the girls not being drunk enough and the presence of my then girlfriend who was taking the picture.
£1 Vodbull FTW.
User Reviews
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-05-14 05:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-13 02:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Vodbulls. Sounds European.
£1, didn't ring a bell, now did it?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-13 09:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Half of the profit made from the sale of this shirt will be contributed providing 2 weeks worth of antiretroviral medicine in Africa
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They're free to most Africa countries nowadays, or at least 'at cost'.
Hope you diodn't pay more than 10 dollars for that shirt.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-13 05:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look mischievous.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-13 05:01:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like you've been dead for a few weeks. You have like 3 sets of boobs being pressed against you, I havent had that since mum took me along to a breast feeding class when I was 4 months old.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-13 02:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Vodbulls. Sounds European.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-12 21:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-12 21:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-12 19:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
vodbull's are sooooo 2002.
TVR's are the way forward.
Tequilla, Vodka and Redbull.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-12 19:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-12 22:37:29 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait... You are not gay??
:/
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Umm, no, why?
Will get on the email : )
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait... You are not gay??
:/
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good story.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Or James Blunt, but that is just nasty :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Email me sometime, I don't Uber much anymore.
You look like a young Tim from Ash here.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i would totally babysit you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-12 15:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Next time, blur YOUR face out and leave the two random broads who won't talk to you un-blurred.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-12 15:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Glad to hear that the culprit of your skin tone is just a shitty camera job. :)
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-12 14:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am kind of frightened by this picture, but I'm not entirely sure why.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-12 14:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate people that look like you...
*colors himself jealous*
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Hey c'mon now dude, don't be saying things like that. The guy's British ffs.
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That made me laugh so fucking hard I damn near fell off the chair
And for the record, though I'm not entirely sure that you're not being sarcastic, that's a false colour shot! My camera was trying to pick out yellow-orange hues, which is why my bright red shirt is grey and my skin, just, weird
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate people that look like you...
*colors himself jealous*
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Hey c'mon now dude, don't be saying things like that. The guy's British ffs.
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HAHA thats true, I win out in the end.
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate people that look like you...
*colors himself jealous*
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Hey c'mon now dude, don't be saying things like that. The guy's British ffs.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:48:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm not sure he knows what the sun is actually.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WANT. SO BAD.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
interesting dilemma.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Do yourself a favor and stay away from any country near the equator, you'll fry with that complexion. :)
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate people that look like you...
*colors himself jealous*
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy cuteness.
I don't think it's a crap story, it was a very relevant question.