Now Wisconsin jumps on the Bat-Shit-Insane Train. (503 hits)
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Submitted by 8 bit hero (View user info) at 2008-05-12 14:52:44 EDT
MADISON, Wis. -- Two children and their mother are said to have lived for about two months with the decaying body of a 90-year-old woman on the toilet of their home's only bathroom.
Wisconsin authorities say a religious "superior" had claimed the corpse would come back to life.
The children, ages 15 and 12, cried hysterically Wednesday after a deputy who came to the Necedah, Wis., home looking for the woman, Magdeline Alvina Middlesworth, ordered them out because of the stench from the body.
According to the criminal complaint, Middlesworth's sister called sheriff's officials Wednesday and asked them to go to the home about 80 miles north of Madison to check on the woman, who had not been heard from for some time.
The children are in foster care. Their mother, Tammy Lewis, and self-described "bishop" Alan Bushey remain in custody on felony counts of being a party to causing mental harm to a child.
Lewis told a deputy that Middlesworth, who one of the children referred to as "grandmother" in the criminal complaint, had appeared to pass out as Lewis helped her into her underwear.
She said she propped Middlesworth on the toilet and left the room to call Bushey, who told her to leave the woman alone and pray for her, the complaint said. He said he had received signs that God would raise her from the dead with a miracle.
Lewis went on to say she thought Middlesworth was still breathing when she put her on the toilet and called Bushey, instead of an ambulance. She later told a detective she put the woman on the toilet on March 4.
An autopsy has been performed, but results won't be available for some time, Juneau County Sheriff Brent Oleson said.
Please, PLEASE tell me the rapture is coming soon. I am sick of sharing my planet with the likes of these.
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:28:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:27:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-13 09:23:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-13 05:18:56 EDT (#)
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Now seriously; we don't know the whole story here. Maybe Tammy Lewis hated this old woman. Maybe she'd get her kids to urinate of the old bitch, to sit on her decaying lap and shit through her legs. On the weekends "the Bishop" would come round and give Tammy a good seeing to in the bathtub, all the while Tammy never breaks eye contact with "Grandma".
Also I'd like to point out that there is a profound difference between somebody who is religious and somebody who is relitigious but also bat shit insane.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-12 21:54:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-12 15:04:37 EDT (#)
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I wish I could be as enlightened as you so that anyone who is even casually religious can be lumped into a group labeled "stupid" and I can smugly wrap myself in soft, fluffy pretentiousness.
Actually, I could just buy a Mac and get the same feeling. But this wasn't about Macs.
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Oh, quit your little bitch-fest and go pray to your imaginary sky friend to make all of us filthy heathens VANISH!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-12 21:33:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-12 19:16:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-12 19:16:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:08:24 EDT (#)
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Nah - Cheeseheads boarded that train a long time ago.
I could list a number of reasons, but really only need two words:
Ed Gein
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-12 15:19:45 EDT (#)
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WI has so many other examples of bat shit crazy... it's just like any other state.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-12 15:18:24 EDT (#)
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Lots of internet toilet stories out there these days.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-12 15:16:56 EDT (#)
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If I were God, I'd make stupid into a relatively thick outer layer on human sperm and egg cells. That way it'd be harder for stupid sperm to swim and harder for stupid eggs to be penetrated for fertilization. The chances for stupid sperm to combine with a stupid egg to form a stunningly stupid embryo would be excessively small while the chances for non-stupid embryos increases.
But I'm not God, so shit like this happens.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-12 15:08:09 EDT (#)
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I'm going to start a church.
The Church Of My Holy Cock.
Only hot blondes, brunetts and raven haired females between the ages of 18 and 27 will be allowed into my fold.
They'll receive salvation and heaven for eternity through worship and prayer to my holy cock.
My holy cock, unlike SOME God's I can mention, will actually answer all prayers and pleas directed to him by his flock.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-12 15:04:37 EDT (#)
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I wish I could be as enlightened as you so that anyone who is even casually religious can be lumped into a group labeled "stupid" and I can smugly wrap myself in soft, fluffy pretentiousness.
Actually, I could just buy a Mac and get the same feeling. But this wasn't about Macs.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-12 15:00:12 EDT (#)
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Religious fanatics amaze me in a depressing way.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-12 14:57:08 EDT (#)
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