Oh No... (251 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Linus (View user info) at 2008-05-13 10:12:05 EDT
Mommy knows I'm a submissive virgin.
How'd she find out?
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-16 14:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*****APPROPRIATE USE OF THE MINUS 2, A LECTURE BY SPAMUEL SPAMSONSON*****
You see, what you've done there is spend a few minutes (10 maybe?) dropping -2's on loads of my old posts with the net result being that my average rating drops from 1.77 to 1.76.
It's a rookie mistake and an easy one to make to be honest, but do you see how inefficient this is?
But I have almost 80 posts and lets face it, you don't want to have to go through EVERY one of those and rate them because frankly that'd be a bit dull and screams of lonliness.
So what you REALLY need to do is learn to maximise your use of the -2.
A -2 on a post with 60 odd reviews has a very small effect on that post's rating and almost no effect at all on a user's rating.
A -2 on a post with only 2 reviews though (like maybe an ubermadness post)... well that's an entiely different ball game that is. That's where you can REALLY start to mix things up.
Just think, If you went back and -2'd everything I'd ever written with say, 10 or less reviews, you could potentially bring my average rating down to 1.71 or even 1.69!!
SUCCESS!!
It's also great to -2 evey post somebody has done that had a perfect 2 rating (I have about 3 or 4 of those btw) because those posts are REALLY important and actually MEAN SOMETHING.
Hope this helps you in your future endeavours.
Spam
xxx
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know how she found out but you can be sure I kept our secret.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You guys are no fun.
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Have you considered that it might be you that's no fun?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You guys are no fun.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fail
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Because I raped her and told her afterwards.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2