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Rating: -0.88 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Linus (View user info) at 2008-05-13 10:40:35 EDT


Well, it has occurred to me you all suck cocks, so I'm leaving.




























































































































































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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-16 16:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BabyAngel (user info) at 2008-08-16 16:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-16 16:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah, i once went from 1.55 to 1.04 cos one cunt did that three times with three different aliters

prob biubba



Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-08-16 14:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, it has occurred to me you all suck cocks.



ha!

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-16 14:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*****APPROPRIATE USE OF THE MINUS 2, A LECTURE BY SPAMUEL SPAMSONSON*****

You see, what you've done there is spend a few minutes (10 maybe?) dropping -2's on loads of my old posts with the net result being that my average rating drops from 1.77 to 1.76.

It's a rookie mistake and an easy one to make to be honest, but do you see how inefficient this is?

But I have almost 80 posts and lets face it, you don't want to have to go through EVERY one of those and rate them because frankly that'd be a bit dull and screams of lonliness.

So what you REALLY need to do is learn to maximise your use of the -2.

A -2 on a post with 60 odd reviews has a very small effect on that post's rating and almost no effect at all on a user's rating.

A -2 on a post with only 2 reviews though (like maybe an ubermadness post)... well that's an entiely different ball game that is. That's where you can REALLY start to mix things up.

Just think, If you went back and -2'd everything I'd ever written with say, 10 or less reviews, you could potentially bring my average rating down to 1.71 or even 1.69!!

SUCCESS!!

It's also great to -2 evey post somebody has done that had a perfect 2 rating (I have about 3 or 4 of those btw) because those posts are REALLY important and actually MEAN SOMETHING.

Hope this helps you in your future endeavours.

Spam
xxx


Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-05-19 19:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Damn. I was hoping this was Jacob K. Reist. And that it was real.

Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-05-19 18:28:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

+2













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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-19 18:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-19 17:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

YOU SURE FOOLED US, BOOGER EATER.

Submitted by PMN (user info) at 2008-05-19 17:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

cocks?
This is either +2 for implying that we suck so bad that we suck more than one cock at a time or
-2 for being stupid and typing cocks. I'm assuming the latter.


Submitted by PMN (user info) at 2008-05-19 17:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You all is ya'll

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This might be worse than the loss of Green Meanie.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wow if it took you 5 months to figure that out then you are somewhat slow.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:48:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Ranking: -2

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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