Uberdirectory 2008!!! (1181 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.18 on 63 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <Natasha> (View user info) at 2008-05-13 10:50:14 EDT
From a few weekends ago...
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Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-05-21 19:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wanna stick it in from behind and hold on to your ears
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-15 12:45:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-05-15 12:05:07 EDT (#)
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Cool photo. Did you know you're purple?
Really? I wasn't aware.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-05-15 12:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool photo. Did you know you're purple?
Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:55:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 16:09:23 EDT (#)
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That is funny!!! My other one has an 0 rating, this one has a 1.18. I will never understand the intarweb...
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lol@posting here for ratings.
Some of the best posts on this site have negative ratings, and some of the worst have solid 2s.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:10:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-13 16:13:33 EDT (#)
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Just non smokers being gay.
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But I have a beer in this one!!!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-13 19:12:27 EDT (#)
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you looked better in your first camwhore.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-05-13 18:33:24 EDT (#)
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that elephant has camel toe in it's underarm fat.
nice face.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:37:42 EDT (#)
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you're an elephant taking a shit
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-05-13 16:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the smile and hint of cleavage.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-13 16:13:33 EDT (#)
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Just non smokers being gay.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 16:09:23 EDT (#)
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That is funny!!! My other one has an 0 rating, this one has a 1.18. I will never understand the intarweb...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-13 15:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your other one is way cooler.
Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2008-05-13 15:33:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
She is not balding you cretins! Look at the picture.
She's a Who. http://www.misfittoys.net/tvtime/grinch/cindy1.jpg
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I'm pretty sure Minoxidil is available over the counter for women nowadays, human or otherwise.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:26:10 EDT (#)
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Thanks Experima & Orphelia!
Skrapmetal cracks me up!!!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
She is not balding you cretins! Look at the picture.
She's a Who. http://www.misfittoys.net/tvtime/grinch/cindy1.jpg
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:22:49 EDT (#)
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I was baptized Mormon as a kid. As soon as I was older I stopped going to any church. I like it better this way.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
From one tiny pic Uber can determine saggy tits.
You gotta love Uber.
I am sure they are fine, though.
Post 'em. :)
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:18:28 EDT (#)
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I was going to ask if you are Mormon, then I noticed the beer in your hand.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:17:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:50:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:57:56 EDT (#)
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They aren't usually saggy, just the shirt I was wearing, not that it matters!
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where the F did you grow up where saggy tits on a woman don't matter?!?!
I am sorry, I was misunderstood. I do not have saggy tits, if I do or not shouldn't matter to beano. Utah is where I am from!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.geogreeting.com/view.html?ypEmuUIyEUEloB
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
well, this was a choice...
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:50:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:57:56 EDT (#)
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They aren't usually saggy, just the shirt I was wearing, not that it matters!
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where the F did you grow up where saggy tits on a woman don't matter?!?!
Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:50:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:07:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:47:04 EDT (#)
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high forehead + thin hair = alopecia.
Hope you find someone soon, cause in about 10 years you'll be wearing wigs.
Didn't you know that wigs are all the rage these days???
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No.
And that's because they're not.
That being said it's a very special man who can look at a woman's balding head and still be attracted to her.
Replace 'special' with 'blind' and 'man' with 'retard', and I think that summarizes your marriage.
Best of luck.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:23:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmm, paint.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:19:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that poor bastard!
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Could be worse!
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that poor bastard!
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:15:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:14:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:13:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:11:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:09:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:07:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:54:58 EDT (#)
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I'd say you're getting off lightly here.
Who said anything about me "getting off"?
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You won't be anytime soon...lest you stir your own paint ;-)
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I am not worried, I have no need to "selfstir" my "paint".
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How much does he cost you?
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Something along the lines of "till death do us part" rings a bell.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:14:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:13:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:11:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:09:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:07:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:54:58 EDT (#)
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I'd say you're getting off lightly here.
Who said anything about me "getting off"?
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You won't be anytime soon...lest you stir your own paint ;-)
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I am not worried, I have no need to "selfstir" my "paint".
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How much does he cost you?
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:13:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:11:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:09:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:07:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:54:58 EDT (#)
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I'd say you're getting off lightly here.
Who said anything about me "getting off"?
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You won't be anytime soon...lest you stir your own paint ;-)
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I am not worried, I have no need to "selfstir" my "paint".
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:11:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:09:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:07:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:54:58 EDT (#)
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I'd say you're getting off lightly here.
Who said anything about me "getting off"?
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You won't be anytime soon...lest you stir your own paint ;-)
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:09:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:07:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:54:58 EDT (#)
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I'd say you're getting off lightly here.
Who said anything about me "getting off"?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:09:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post has reminded me of my childhood adoration for Dumbo...
Thanks :o)
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:07:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:54:58 EDT (#)
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I'd say you're getting off lightly here.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:07:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:47:04 EDT (#)
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high forehead + thin hair = alopecia.
Hope you find someone soon, cause in about 10 years you'll be wearing wigs.
Didn't you know that wigs are all the rage these days???
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Would "hit" anything below.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hit it
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You know - standing so close to an elephant who is defecating can cause serious injury or death.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd say you're getting off lightly here.
Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
high forehead + thin hair = alopecia.
Hope you find someone soon, cause in about 10 years you'll be wearing wigs.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You and the elephant both have engaging smiles.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very pretty. :)
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:11:35 EDT (#)
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http://www.gabbly.com/www.ubersite.com
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:09:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:01:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:59:36 EDT (#)
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You know - standing so close to an elephant who is defecating can cause serious injury or death.
This was one of the funniest review I have ever had!!!
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Hey, that's not funny! This is serious business. There are some important things you need to know before you venture off into the wild and I make it my life's work to keep people informed. For example - http://www.ubersite.com/m/113599
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:09:07 EDT (#)
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Neato supreme.
Is that a beer in your hand?
Indeed it is!!!
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Yea me!
did you try a green egs and ham sandwich?
they are most tasty.
and green.
No, I don't eat much meat...
I did have a cheese pizza though!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're still here?
Well, I guess this proves that you're a real person. At least as real as anyone round here can be...
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Neato supreme.
Is that a beer in your hand?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:05:54 EDT (#)
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This picture is an upgrade over the one where you looked like you live in a boxcar on a train.
But who are you again?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yea me!
did you try a green egs and ham sandwich?
they are most tasty.
and green.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:03:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Universal Studios Islands of Adventure?
You guessed it... Now I guess I will give you a few +2's...
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:01:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:59:36 EDT (#)
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You know - standing so close to an elephant who is defecating can cause serious injury or death.
Paderborn, Germany Overzealous zoo-keeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs, and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say that the ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive-oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him like a dump truck full of mud. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him," said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. "With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time, the keeper suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that happen."
This was one of the funniest review I have ever had!!!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're lovely, and have cute clothes.
you remind me of kristin davis (compliment)
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Universal Studios Islands of Adventure?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:00:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:57:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:55:13 EDT (#)
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You look to have saggy tits.
I do hope they are not as saggy as they look.
They aren't usually saggy, just the shirt I was wearing, not that it matters!
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Why doesn't it matter?
Do you have an abnormally tight vagina?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You know - standing so close to an elephant who is defecating can cause serious injury or death.
Paderborn, Germany Overzealous zoo-keeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs, and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say that the ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive-oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him like a dump truck full of mud. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him," said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. "With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time, the keeper suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that happen."
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:57:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:55:13 EDT (#)
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You look to have saggy tits.
I do hope they are not as saggy as they look.
They aren't usually saggy, just the shirt I was wearing, not that it matters!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That looks like a very happy elephant. I think I can see why.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:55:13 EDT (#)
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You look to have saggy tits.
I do hope they are not as saggy as they look.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice trunk.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:52:33 EDT (#)
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so whose the chick with you?
:P
j/k couldnt resist
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:52:16 EDT (#)
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which one is you?