So I've noticed (1681 hits)
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Submitted by ruthless (View user info) at 2008-05-13 13:01:15 EDT
Uber seems to be getting soft. I'm stuck at home with a baby who won't nap, I need entertainment before I lose my mind. Bring on the mean!
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Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-05-16 11:27:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-05-15 21:54:26 EDT (#)
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Anyone made a meth/rehab joke?
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That would be tasteless.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-05-15 21:54:26 EDT (#)
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Anyone made a meth/rehab joke?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-15 21:09:42 EDT (#)
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No lungfish, not me. And I am frequently up quite a bit at night due to my daughter secretly hating me and wanting to suck the life out of me.
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-05-15 21:01:18 EDT (#)
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you look like your either on crack or up all night
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-15 20:44:24 EDT (#)
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You look very much like somebody I've met twice, briefly, but will be working with a lot for the next 12-16 weeks. Is it you?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-15 19:38:05 EDT (#)
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Sleep deprivation doesn't count as a drug.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-15 18:55:47 EDT (#)
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Semi-attractive woman camwhores and gets over 100 reviews. Yawn.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-05-15 17:50:16 EDT (#)
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I'm sad about your fall into drugs =(
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-15 11:56:07 EDT (#)
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Hmmm.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-05-15 11:24:46 EDT (#)
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I looked at the other camwhores and this one is the only good one deserving of a meth comment one. Sucks to be you, ruthless! Go find someone to photoshop your shit so that you feel better about yourself.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-14 17:53:06 EDT (#)
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That's a pretty good one.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-05-14 16:20:32 EDT (#)
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You know, those billboards always show the pre-meth stage and the post-meth after effects. Your picture is a neat representation of what lies in the middle.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-14 14:33:31 EDT (#)
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That's actually what we do. It's not so bad during the day, but at 2 in the morning it really sucks to just listen to her cry. It works, though.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-05-14 14:15:20 EDT (#)
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Ferber
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-14 07:44:14 EDT (#)
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You still look like you could whoop some ass, even with the huge new cans. Top Gun high five.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-14 04:06:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:04:57 EDT (#)
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I have no stretch marks.
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That's a shame. Stretch marks are really soft. Without stretch marks you're just a pretty lady with baggage.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-05-14 01:44:00 EDT (#)
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I bet you just lay there during sex.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-14 01:39:16 EDT (#)
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hey, i need a vacation too and i can barely afford a pool pass. so no, unfortunately, im not.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-13 21:40:29 EDT (#)
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did you get my message?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 21:06:12 EDT (#)
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That sounds fabulous. You paying?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-13 20:31:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-13 18:12:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-13 16:56:40 EDT (#)
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i knew a girl my freshman year who used to be very very attractive. then she went and got knocked up and now she's still attractive, but she is a shell of her former self because she is constantly stressed out over this or that. her hair is stringy, her eyes are sad and weak, and her skin looks like she's being preserved in formaldehyde (pale, almost translucent, sweaty, etc). you would think she was cute if you never knew what she used to look like. you remind me of her.
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Now you know what your mother went through for you.
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um, except my parents were 29 and 30 when they had me, not 18, and their combined annual salary was up around 160K, not 12K. they were mentally and financially ready to have kids. but other than that, maybe.
i'm still talking about my friend by the way. i know nothing about ruthless. it's just that this picture reminds me of the other girl. all ruthless needs probably is a vacation to somewhere exotic. dump the baby off on her parents for a week and go on a cruise.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-13 20:21:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:40:16 EDT (#)
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I think I am a bit anemic.
What kind of changes bob?
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Really pale, your hair is a different color...and your face looks different, must have been your other pics...if i remember correctly.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-13 19:27:55 EDT (#)
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THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, but I don't really pay that much attention to anyone around here besides myself.
SO SHLONGY IS "IN".
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 19:19:00 EDT (#)
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He's not my man anymore.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-13 19:14:35 EDT (#)
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So, how long until you start fucking around on your man...OR AM I ALREADY TOO LATE?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 19:01:38 EDT (#)
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No, not today.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-13 18:58:17 EDT (#)
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good for a minute there i thought you might be developmentally disabled
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 18:56:09 EDT (#)
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I got that. I was checking to see if it was a subtle insult.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-13 18:55:07 EDT (#)
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you look a little like her
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 18:51:35 EDT (#)
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I like Holly Hunter except for her ginormous forehead.
....
What are you saying?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-13 18:49:26 EDT (#)
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holly hunter
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 18:38:44 EDT (#)
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Not bad!
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2008-05-13 18:37:33 EDT (#)
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Oh! Oh! Oh! I KNOW THIS ONE!!!! Calista Flockhart's fat twin?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-13 18:12:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-13 16:56:40 EDT (#)
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i knew a girl my freshman year who used to be very very attractive. then she went and got knocked up and now she's still attractive, but she is a shell of her former self because she is constantly stressed out over this or that. her hair is stringy, her eyes are sad and weak, and her skin looks like she's being preserved in formaldehyde (pale, almost translucent, sweaty, etc). you would think she was cute if you never knew what she used to look like. you remind me of her.
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Now you know what your mother went through for you.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:40:16 EDT (#)
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I think I am a bit anemic.
What kind of changes bob?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:39:36 EDT (#)
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also, hai
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:39:25 EDT (#)
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four years has done a lot...
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:38:05 EDT (#)
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pale
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:33:55 EDT (#)
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you look abit anaemic. I only notice this because i watched the blade trilogy last night.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:02:01 EDT (#)
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Not enough.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:01:15 EDT (#)
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how much did you get for your lips when you sold 'em?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-13 16:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i knew a girl my freshman year who used to be very very attractive. then she went and got knocked up and now she's still attractive, but she is a shell of her former self because she is constantly stressed out over this or that. her hair is stringy, her eyes are sad and weak, and her skin looks like she's being preserved in formaldehyde (pale, almost translucent, sweaty, etc). you would think she was cute if you never knew what she used to look like. you remind me of her.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 16:55:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2008-05-13 16:37:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 15:54:40 EDT (#)
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Urgh.
Did they pave the way for flabby, sagging, floppy, runny, droopy, loose, husks of former normal, firm boobies?
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Nope.
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Prove it.
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Ha. Nope.
Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2008-05-13 16:37:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 15:54:40 EDT (#)
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Urgh.
Did they pave the way for flabby, sagging, floppy, runny, droopy, loose, husks of former normal, firm boobies?
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Nope.
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Prove it.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-13 16:36:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:04:53 EDT (#)
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I'm stuck at home with a baby who won't nap
try ether
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Oh God did laughing at that hurt. Can I keep you? Just for a little while?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-13 16:07:12 EDT (#)
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fag below
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-13 16:05:11 EDT (#)
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Director, you were right the firdt time:
..."praying mantises") should be used when referring to the entire order. Often mistakenly spelled preying mantis...
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 15:54:40 EDT (#)
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Urgh.
Did they pave the way for flabby, sagging, floppy, runny, droopy, loose, husks of former normal, firm boobies?
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Nope.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-13 15:36:09 EDT (#)
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Don't get KK started.
I like his ficton but I hate when he gets all preachy.
Ruthless, do you still have that spider?
I have a new hammer I need to break in.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-13 15:32:32 EDT (#)
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Ask antius. He'll write you a book.
Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2008-05-13 15:16:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 14:28:12 EDT (#)
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Nope, those were milk-boobies. They're gone now. So I guess I'm just a waste of space now. I'll go kill myself.
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Urgh.
Did they pave the way for flabby, sagging, floppy, runny, droopy, loose, husks of former normal, firm boobies?
If so.... then I reiterate: urgh.
Good luck with allllll that.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-13 15:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Talk about 'cha deep throat! OH!" (Like Andrew "Dice" Clay)
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 15:12:09 EDT (#)
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What did you do to pulsehead?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-13 15:02:54 EDT (#)
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If I keep coming here and seeing pictures of you fucks, I'll have to do to Uber what it is alleged I did to Pulsehead.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 14:54:12 EDT (#)
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I need to go outside and get some fresh air.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 14:40:55 EDT (#)
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Nope. I'm saying:
"The Padaung, or Ka-Kaung as they call themselves. Ka-Kaung means 'people who live on top of the hill'. Padaung women are often referred to as 'giraffe' or 'long-necked' because of the custom of placing brass rings around their necks from when they are young girls."
Of course, if you let me pimp you, I'll just call you "Cha-Ching!"
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 14:34:03 EDT (#)
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Are you saying I have a looooong neck? I'm so offended.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 14:30:46 EDT (#)
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*preying mantis
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 14:30:15 EDT (#)
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Don't listen to them. Every single one of these schmucks would fuck you raw, if they had the chance/nerve.
Myself included.
Of course, I haven't been laid in, like, 6 years so I'd pretty much fuck a praying mantis right about now.
btw, how much of this http://ill-use.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/woman-neck-rings.jpeg did it take you to get your neck like that?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-13 14:29:31 EDT (#)
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Hookhand would hit it.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 14:28:12 EDT (#)
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Nope, those were milk-boobies. They're gone now. So I guess I'm just a waste of space now. I'll go kill myself.
Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2008-05-13 14:26:36 EDT (#)
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Boring eyes, no upper lip, too many moles and pale skin... but you have nice teeth.
Also the widely scattering lines on your sweater indicate they could hide a nice-sized chest.
For that alone, you're ok by my book.
And by book I mean penis.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 14:12:37 EDT (#)
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Oh shit, right.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-13 14:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 14:08:39 EDT (#)
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Does anyone other than Monty actually live close to me? Central Coast of California?
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No. You live in the computer. You're an alter, remember?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 14:08:39 EDT (#)
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Does anyone other than Monty actually live close to me? Central Coast of California?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-13 14:05:55 EDT (#)
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Wipe that herpes simplex off your smile, bitch.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 14:05:21 EDT (#)
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I'm really bored and I don't want to clean my house.... I'm responding to everything.
I need a good hard fuck like I need a hole in my head. That's what got me into this mess in the first place.*
*it's not actually a mess, my daughter is the best thing that ever happened to me.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-13 14:02:53 EDT (#)
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Let me know where and when the booze is- for now, I'M (soon) OFF TO THE FYERS PLAYOFF GAME WOO
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-13 14:02:44 EDT (#)
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ahahaha
ruthless is speechless
i'm just fucking around you don't have to respond to me
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 14:00:25 EDT (#)
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I don't know what to say to that.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:58:53 EDT (#)
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its funny how new mothers need to be reminded of their femininity considering they have just done what no man can do
i'm sure the feelings are magnified when the man is absent, for whatever reason
making babies and the milk that feeds them is fucking hot
the first time i fucked a pregnant woman i was amazed how nasty and messy and sexy it was
like anal and multiples, it's often misunderstood and unappreciated
you don't need hate you need a good hard fuck
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:52:33 EDT (#)
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Woohoo!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:47:15 EDT (#)
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not feeling the hate?
How about you toss on some makeup, wash that greasy mop of yours, invest in some ProActiv, and take a shower. THEN maybe the folks around here would CARE enough to toss a heartfelt insult your way.
As is, you're just a post-preggo mess.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:46:44 EDT (#)
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UNLESS YOU'RE EARL SCRUGGS?! EH??
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No, but I'm definitely an alter.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:45:45 EDT (#)
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i hate you about as much as i hate a cool breeze on a hot summer night.
that's about as hateful as i get, sorry.
UNLESS YOU'RE EARL SCRUGGS?! EH??
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:41:49 EDT (#)
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I'm not really feeling the hate here.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:41:18 EDT (#)
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Last time I saw something like that I flushed it.
No way to cross you with a pig. No self-respecting pig would fuck you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I wield a "mean" penis...I could drop by for twenty minutes...I'm thinking 3-ish.
SEE YOU THEN!
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:39:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:25:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:23:42 PDT (#)
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i'll go boozing and bad decision making with you.
sacrilicious is coming along too.
okay?
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if both of them are drinking I'm totally coming along with a Camelbak full of rum and coke to keep them going between bars.
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Let's go!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:36:49 EDT (#)
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I agree, pile of fucking pathetic nancy boys around here these days.
Catch your hair in a fucking fan or something please.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:35:33 EDT (#)
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Jennifer Love Hewitt took up meth.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:35:20 EDT (#)
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you're not invited, kaos.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:27:22 EDT (#)
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sweater puppets ftw.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:26:59 EDT (#)
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Hold up, there's booze involved somewhere???
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:25:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:23:42 PDT (#)
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i'll go boozing and bad decision making with you.
sacrilicious is coming along too.
okay?
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if both of them are drinking I'm totally coming along with a Camelbak full of rum and coke to keep them going between bars.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:25:37 EDT (#)
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PS: I totally noticed this softness a whole 12 hrs before you.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116684#uber_reviews
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've always liked you.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:24:08 EDT (#)
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WAIT!
So dude failed? That one guy that...
Fuck.
Oh okay, we'll just castrate him with rusty pliers.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:23:42 EDT (#)
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i'll go boozing and bad decision making with you.
sacrilicious is coming along too.
okay?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:20:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:17:53 EDT (#)
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do you want me to have shlongy bust his kneecaps with a 9 iron?
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I'm sorry, but I really don't think anyone here is going to have much faith in this ever happening. Shlongy *might* but up a limp noodle with a 9 iron but another man?
Not in this life.
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maybe if he gets a running start AND the guy isn't looking and already has really weak knees?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:22:21 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah? Well..your username is so the total opposite of your online personality that it's fucking RETARDED.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:21:07 EDT (#)
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I take that back.
Shlongy might actually but up another man.
Bust up though?
Never.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:20:39 EDT (#)
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No, I need him to be able to function so he can take the spawn on the weekends, allowing me to go out and booze it up and make bad decisions that my daughter will eventually find out about and ultimately hate me for.
I may be back, but thus far have not been able to actually write anything, which sucks.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:20:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:17:53 EDT (#)
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do you want me to have shlongy bust his kneecaps with a 9 iron?
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I'm sorry, but I really don't think anyone here is going to have much faith in this ever happening. Shlongy *might* but up a limp noodle with a 9 iron but another man?
Not in this life.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:20:00 EDT (#)
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As a mother of almost three, you should heed this - fit the baby around your routine, not you fit around the baby. Show that bitch who is boss right from the start or you'll never leave the house before 9am.
I can never be cruel to another yummy mummy. Although that sweater does nothing for your gigantic chest. :)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:19:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:14:31 EDT (#)
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Uber Children.
The Desecration of the Future.
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I can see it now: Scourge, Manic, Muddy, Orphelia...
"Look honey, this is what we call 'Goatse'."
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:17:53 EDT (#)
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ruthy, i love you, i could never say horrid things to you.
i'm glad you're back. i'm sorry it's because your guy turned into a dipshit.
do you want me to have shlongy bust his kneecaps with a 9 iron?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:17:25 EDT (#)
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Oh Monty.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:16:21 EDT (#)
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Woo! She's asleep! I get to shower!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:16:07 EDT (#)
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btw i luv u. kthxbye
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:15:31 EDT (#)
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Fine.
your tattoos suck, you're still so skinny you end up looking like a stork with a golfball in it's throat, and your hair has gotten all dull and frizzy.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:14:31 EDT (#)
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Uber Children.
The Desecration of the Future.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:13:56 EDT (#)
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I'm actually not trying to be mean. You should get that birthmark on your neck checked out. Even from the low-qual pic I can tell that it has an abnormal color gradient and an odd shape. If you've noticed any changes in the last few months regarding size or color of that particular blemish, you should go to a dermatologist or a plastic surgeon.
If it's just a bur from a plant or a part of a necklace then ignore me...
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:13:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:13:09 EDT (#)
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Bring on the mean!
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No, everyone feels too badly after what happened with Berg.
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Speak for yourself, ugly.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:13:09 EDT (#)
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Bring on the mean!
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No, everyone feels too badly after what happened with Berg.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:12:21 EDT (#)
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WHHHHY REPRODUCE?!?!?!?!?
GGAAAARRRRUUUUGH.
See, as the Buddha said, all those years ago: "All life is suffering."
Nothing I have seen in 40 years on this planet has convinced me otherwise.
That in mind, why on EARTH do people continue to have kids?
It just doesn't make any sense.
And that's as mean as I'm going to be to you right now because you've always been nice to me and if you didn't have a kid I'd still lay with you in a manger.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:11:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:09:50 EDT (#)
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I hope you lose your favorite pair of socks
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Dude you're a fucking asshole.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:10:07 EDT (#)
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Why what?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bring on the mean!
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fine....fuck you, gaywad!!
I hope your face falls off.
I hope your uterus gets a bowel obstruction
I hope your bowel gets a uterus obstruction
I hope you lose your favorite pair of socks
I hope someone pushes you in a pool, while your cell phone is in your pocket
I hope someone accidentally calls you by the wrong name
I hope you chip your tooth on a cashew
I hope you get a bad haircut
ROOOOOOAR IM SO MEAN!!!
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:09:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm the evil one?
Hmmm...
Ok.
Fuuuuuuuck I'm bored. I wish someone would hire me.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rutheeeeeee.
My life still sucks.
:-(
But not as much as a non-napping baby.
Dear God, woman.
WHY? WHHHHHY?!?!?!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:08:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Eh, okay...
YOU STILL LOOK LIKE JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT'S EVIL TWIN SISTER!!!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have no stretch marks.
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God Damn it. Why am I not surprised?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:04:57 EDT (#)
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I have no stretch marks.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm stuck at home with a baby who won't nap
try ether
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry Ruthy, you know I adore you from Ye Olden Days.
But let's see, um...
BABY??? SHOW ME YOUR STRECH MARKS!!!
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alcohol.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to be your baby that won't nap.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So...who stole your upper lip?