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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2008-05-13 17:07:47 EDT




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Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-05-15 12:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-14 13:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

did i -2 this yet all your posts run together in my mind are you posting every day because you realize every single person above you on the mva has pretty much retired except for that fag bart and you are eager to move up don't you realize the pattern you stupid fuck if you actually hang around this shithole long enough and expend enough energy to post enough shit to reach the list to the left that usually means you are smart enough to stop and go outside and get laid and thus your interest in arguing with college kids should begin to wane but i guess you would be on ubersite if there were three people around which makes you a sad motherfucker do you enjoy bubbas tongue in your anus because it seems to be there quite a bit
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Dude, lay off the meth already. The run-on sentences can't be mentally healthy for writers and readers alike.

Btw, it is gonna be really hot today; I am sweating at 9 am.



Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-05-14 19:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Between all of this and that fire in Florida I wonder how long until the usual band of religious nutters will start moving into caves and babbling about the end times.

We had a parking deck collapse but nobody was injured.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-14 16:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Salient stuff

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-14 15:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

:(

you mean i'm not an uber regular?

ahahaha jack you got me good i feel so ashamed

it would ease my pain if you would flip out and tell uber you're leaving (again) or maybe do another hate post

i need more than just a whiny review help a brother out yo

and you never answered the question about bubbas tongue re: your ass

HOW DOES IT FEEL

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-14 15:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah, Willie, you sure are a gutless fuck.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-14 14:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-14 13:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

did i -2 this yet all your posts run together in my mind are you posting every day because you realize every single person above you on the mva has pretty much retired except for that fag bart and you are eager to move up don't you realize the pattern you stupid fuck if you actually hang around this shithole long enough and expend enough energy to post enough shit to reach the list to the left that usually means you are smart enough to stop and go outside and get laid and thus your interest in arguing with college kids should begin to wane but i guess you would be on ubersite if there were three people around which makes you a sad motherfucker do you enjoy bubbas tongue in your anus because it seems to be there quite a bit

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(1) You are the alter of an uber regular who does not have the balls to post the shit your spout as himself, so you hide behind HotWillie.

(2) Every single post you have done was either a copy of an existing uber post or something inspired directly by uber.

(3) Considering 1 and 2 above, YOU are calling ME a sad motherfucker? Perhaps I am, but you are the same. The difference between us, is that I have the balls to post as the user I hev been since joining ubersite. You have to hide behind an alter. Unimaginative chickenshit obsessive trolling douchebag. Or, as Shatner would say...


00:17 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihsSmJNsDX8



Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-14 13:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

did i -2 this yet all your posts run together in my mind are you posting every day because you realize every single person above you on the mva has pretty much retired except for that fag bart and you are eager to move up don't you realize the pattern you stupid fuck if you actually hang around this shithole long enough and expend enough energy to post enough shit to reach the list to the left that usually means you are smart enough to stop and go outside and get laid and thus your interest in arguing with college kids should begin to wane but i guess you would be on ubersite if there were three people around which makes you a sad motherfucker do you enjoy bubbas tongue in your anus because it seems to be there quite a bit

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-05-14 02:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

gonna be hot as a mo-fo this week

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You got that right. Bring it on, I say.


Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It hailed like a mo' here for about five minutes last night. You'll be happy to know that my roof remained intact and without visible damage.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-14 07:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-14 04:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's Burma. "Myanmar" is a fantasy land made up by those facist dickheads that have essentially murdered all those people with their insane muppetry.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Nigga spoke TROOF!

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-14 07:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Uber should be condemned as dangerous and unsafe.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-14 07:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fingers crossed

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-14 04:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's Burma. "Myanmar" is a fantasy land made up by those facist dickheads that have essentially murdered all those people with their insane muppetry.

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-05-14 04:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

a good thing

Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-05-14 02:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry, that -2 was out of line.




Mine was as well.

Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-05-14 02:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Are you making some sort of statement?

Because to be honest with you, many news websites I visit, including yahoo! and cnn, cover these stories. (I don't watch tv on my tv).


Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-05-14 02:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

gonna be hot as a mo-fo this week

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-14 00:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-13 23:43:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i saw a woman faint on the streets this morning.

i have enough trauma as it is for today.

i hope something happens to you...like getting laid.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-13 20:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tornados ripped through Macon, Ga, on Saturday night, knocked out power lines everywhere, and they told everyone to stay in their homes not to get shocked. It ripped out a shopping center I used to go to often, though luckily most of the center had moved out to a different part of town.

Still, a close miss.

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-13 19:45:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-13 19:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I think I read that somewhere.

We have a bridge here ON Hilton Head Island that is just a shortcut from one end of a 9 mile island to the other.

$1.50 EACH way...every day.

With a transponder, it's a little less but still...fuck them.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-13 19:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-13 18:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I like that bridge...Just don't like paying TO CROSS IT.
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They want to bump the toll on the Golden Gate up to $6.50 or $7. For that price they should throw in a fuckin movie.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-13 18:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I like that bridge...Just don't like paying TO CROSS IT.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-13 18:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you are a good writer

bubba is naturally funny

i am completely sincere

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-13 18:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Erm..... Fate is several thousand years old. Dat ass ain't juicy no mo. . .

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...
I live on the Hayward fault. Literally right on top of it. Fuck Fate right in her ripe and juicy ass
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I used to live in Haywierd, for a while. Good times.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I dont think PepsiCoke likes you.

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That's fair. I don't like her, either. She's always having these pissy girl-fits.


Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

hey the fire season has started early down here. Roasting alive for the win!

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hahaha. That's why all you SoCal types have that leathery skin. You're either tanned or smoked almost every day from birth.


Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Feels like tempting fate.

-

I live on the Hayward fault. Literally right on top of it. Fuck Fate right in her ripe and juicy ass.


Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The availablility of world news makes me both appreciative of and jaded to how godawful easy I have it.
____________________
I could not agree more.

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What a nice sentiment.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The availablility of world news makes me both appreciative of and jaded to how godawful easy I have it.
========================
One of the more insightful things ever said here.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The availablility of world news makes me both appreciative of and jaded to how godawful easy I have it.


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Proof that God loves America and hates those "other" people. PepsiCoke must be a raghead.

Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I actually didn't even realize it was summer/almost summer until after reading this post. It was all terribly confusing, because I didn't understand what was with all the natural disasters. I sorta feel sick right now... like waking up from a bad dream or someit.

Submitted by ilikeyoghurt (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Hate to sound like a dick, but there's too many of us and we're inhabiting stupid places. Shit like that is the world trying to get rid of the cancer that is humanity.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry, that -2 was out of line.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Today I didnt even have to use my AK.
I got to say it was a good day."


Word, homey.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I dont think PepsiCoke likes you.

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The Earth is rejecting us. If I were her, I would, too.

Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Profound

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

hey the fire season has started early down here. Roasting alive for the win!



Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Is this some sort of stab aimed at mainstream media?

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Feels like tempting fate.


Hey! Let's do that 2,000-pound man thing. I'll be that Carl Reiner guy,
and you be what's-his-face.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. Patty and Selma