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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-11-29 15:41:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Congratulations.

Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2008-11-22 16:42:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-22 16:26:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-11-22 16:20:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-26 12:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OH NOES MY RATINGS!

Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't hate you...



But I pity the foo'!

Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Erm... yeah. Well done below.

Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

HO HO

Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-14 16:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The guy has issues.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 19:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-13 19:34:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

who gives a shit

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-13 19:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm right with you on that one, Chief - I like Shlongy, too.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 19:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

As I type this Beano is sitting in his litte flat, listening to his brat squeal, his wife talk about her day at the beauty salon, and trying like hell to ignore this post. He's fighting it. Hard. It's taking everything he's got to hold back from responding. The pencil in his hand snaps in two.

He's clenching his teeth. "If I respond, I'll just look like the douchebag that I really am. I've got to take the higher road."

"But if I don't respond, I'll look like the big pussy that I really am!"

"What should I do? WHAT SHOULD I DO?"

Finally, in frustration, he gets up, gets a beer bottle out of the fridge, and knocks out the front row of his skanky whore wife's yellow cockney teeth.




Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2008-05-13 19:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're all childish idiots. Grow up.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 18:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And right in the middle.

The difference is, I like you Shlongy. You could stalk me, berate me, and *try* to humiliate me till the cows come home and I'll still treat you with respect.

This semen stain on the hem-seam of life, however, deserves all the virtual whippings that come his way.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-13 18:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fags below...above... and to the sides.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 18:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Awwww. Whoopsies! Your little "experiment" didn't get taken off the front page.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Seriously.

People in the Brazillian rainforest who don't know what the fuck a computer is can feel their faces flushing in shame for you.

Fo reals dawg. Yo.


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-13 18:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What fight?

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-13 18:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 18:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well there you are.

I've done all the damage I can. Wish I could do more to upset you but Ubersite does have it's limitations.

Have a shitty life, dickcheese.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh, no one is supposed to give a fuck, its just a little test.

It'll be off the page in no time.

Worry not.
=======================================

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

You are so fucking sad. Go burp the Anti-Christ, for fuck's sake, dingleberry.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Anyway. nuff of this.

I'm off.

Nighty night.
=================

AAAAnnnnd Beano leaves the kitchen...all cool like. He's too far above all this sillyness, naturally.


Nice going, btw, using an ALTER on the BACK pages of my shit to retal -2 bomb, dumbass.

GOSH! WHO COULD THAT HAVE BEEN?!?!



Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh, no one is supposed to give a fuck, its just a little test.

It'll be off the page in no time.

Worry not.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Anyway. nuff of this.

I'm off.

Nighty night.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yessssss!

I'm teh winnorz!

How do your cheerios taste with piss and your salty tears in them, reproducer?

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And why the fuck should anyone care?

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

good thinking.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Take it to sissyfight, both of you.


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about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub, I'm sorry I used
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