Sperm Is Art (478 hits)
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Submitted by PepsiCoke (View user info) at 2008-05-13 21:42:45 EDT
As an artist, I am constantly struggling to find ways to challenge the limits of my chosen medium, which is sperm, and push my audience toward a higher level of both cognition and meta cognition--to see, in other words, the art beyond the art, the way the art steps beyond being an object of "art," so to speak, and invokes a definition that calls into question the very fabric of life and existence and our species' interaction with the physical and emotional world.
For example, my last piece, "Jerking Off On The Orange Line," was intended to push the boundaries of physical expression and inspire self-reflection among the three Catholic high school girls at the end of the car, whose expectation of a Metro ride without the opportunity to witness another human masturbating was challenged--I think, for the better. Its follow-up piece, "Running Pantless Through the Station," was a breathless exploration of the nexus where the tyranny of law enforcement intersects with the vibrant pulse of individuality and liberal expression. "My Cock In Her Sleeping Mouth," perhaps one of my most controversial pieces, explored the biological, social, physical, and emotional consequences of one-sided fellatio, and often misunderstood expression of deep, abiding affection. Its follow-up, "Ejaculate on Her Forehead," takes this a step further, calling into question the ideas of what it means to "own" ones own skin. Symbolically, in turning her white with my love, I am exploring complex issues of race and challenging my audience to question their own biases, prejudgments, and narrow world views.
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-14 10:52:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-14 10:29:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-14 03:30:29 EDT (#)
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Nice 'art'.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-05-14 02:15:28 EDT (#)
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You fucking suck worse than my last post.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-05-14 01:46:20 EDT (#)
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i agree:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36339
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-13 23:18:01 EDT (#)
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To quote the angry guy in The Wedding Singer, "You SUUUCK!!!"
http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=vrv0ioHDASY
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-05-13 22:03:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-05-13 22:02:21 EDT (#)
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whyte ppl i hate u cuz
* 1. u all racist
* 2. u pale as hell
* 3. u fuckin stupid
* 4. u stereotype niggas cuz u all dumb
* 5. ur fat
* 6. u look like marshmellows
* 7. u look like gluesticks
* 8. u close minded
* 9. u jus straight up bitch
* 10. u make me sick
* 11. u all like fishin for sum reason
* 12. u all have dogs
* 13. u think u a good race when u aint even human
* 14.u look ugly as hell
* 15.u a disgrace
* 16. u think u know bout niggas so much when u dont
* 17. u all got faggot ass voices
* 18. u speak like british ppl
* 19. u all gay
* 20. u have no place in hiphop so u shud stop listenin to it
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-13 21:59:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-05-13 21:53:23 EDT (#)
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Damn, that's a coincidence!
This +2 should level things out...
...ahhhhhhhhh...
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You idiot. You still don't know how it works.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-13 21:58:53 EDT (#)
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Now you're just being stupid.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-05-13 21:56:19 EDT (#)
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I meant to post this:
I'd say its been 8 or 9 years since the last time I rammed a stick of butter up my ass while jerking off and fingering my asshole. I did it because it felt really good but that's not the point of this story. I want to tell you of the events proceeding this fateful masturbation.
I'm sitting there watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and around 15 minutes go by and I feel a sticky wetness on my ass cheeks and ballsack. This is when I realized that the butter I had shoved up my asshole had melted and leaked out onto my couch and it had a very distinct putrid stench to it. It had mixed with my shit to create something far worse than shit. It was probably the worst thing I've smelt in all my life. It actually smelt many times worse than the time I had stuck a pickle up my asshole and forgot about until the morning after.
While standing there taking in this wonderfully putrid smell I realize that I cannot be the only one to smell this. So I waledk quickly upstairs with my ass cheeks clenched not wanting to spill a drop of my shit butter. I pull out from my sock drawer a heavy woolen sock and unload the contents of my asshole into it. I thought the smell was bad before. I now had the urge to do a barrel roll out my window to escape the horrid odor. I quickly tied the top of the sock and left my house.
As I walked down the street a brownish-yellow liquid slowly dripped from the bottom of the sock. The neighborhood kids became very curious as to what was going on and as they approached they caught a whiff of the putrid smell emanating from the sock. This is when Joanna, my neighbors 13 year old daughter vomited what looked like a freshly eaten peanut butter and jelly sandwich all over the street. I nearly came in my pants at that moment. I had the sickest hard on. In fact the only thing keeping me from raping Joanna while she lay in a pool of her own vomit was my sock full of shit butter. I knew I had something to do and I was damn sure going to do it. I kept walking.
I finally made it to my local grocery store. An epic journey it had been. Every asshole in the vicinity could smell the putrid odor but nobody knew where it came from. I can still hear them in my mind. "What the fuck is that smell." "This smell is so bad I think I am going to kill myself with a hammer" one man said. I even saw a fellow depraved maniac in the corner of my eye. I could tell because he had the same smile that I did. He was laughing with the same glee. I'm sure he's raped a severely mentally challenged child in his lifetime. I know I have.
That's when I saw him. The old nigger who sat in front of shoprite saying hello to every asshole strolling by. I fucking hated this man. I couldn't tell you why. I just hated him. He could smell my shit butter. I could tell because he was gasping for air. I quickly approached him thinking "this will be the greatest day of my life. Nothing could stop me now." This is when I felt a sudden burst. I realized later that I had shot a load off in my pants right at that moment.
I was arms length from the nigger now. I clenched the sock tight with both hands and swung it at the niggers face with all my might. I hit him in the cheek with such force that the brownish-liquid had sprayed out all over his face. He immediately threw up. I sat back laughing as he washed out his eyes with bottled water. He asked "why?" and I responded by dumping the rest of the socks contents on his head. Truly, I did it for the lulz.
While everybody was distracted I walked into shoprite and quickly shoved as many apples as I could up my ass. It was 4. I left shoprite with the most satisfaction I have ever felt in my life. I remember thinking "wow, I'm such a great person, I get 4 free apples, and I get to go home and jerk off to CP."
When I think back on that day, I can always remember how sweet those apples tasted. Nothing sweeter.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-05-13 21:53:23 EDT (#)
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Damn, that's a coincidence!
This +2 should level things out...
...ahhhhhhhhh...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-13 21:52:41 EDT (#)
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My chosen medium is the written word. With it it would like to say:
YOU FUCKING SUCK.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-13 21:51:02 EDT (#)
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Skrap beat me. WE ARE LIKE SOME CRAZY PRIVATE EYES OVER HERE.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-13 21:50:11 EDT (#)
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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=25886809
I'm going to assume that it WASN'T you that posted this on a fark thread last month.
Why would you rip something off like this?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-13 21:49:54 EDT (#)
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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=25886809
I'm going to assume is WASN'T you that posted this on a fark thread last month.
Why would you rip something off like this?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-13 21:49:15 EDT (#)
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