Uberdirectory Whore Of Cams (1070 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.38 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Matt Maiorano (View user info) at 2008-05-13 23:27:55 EDT
Does what it says on the tin.
User Reviews
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-06-11 09:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Chris Gaines?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-05-16 01:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hump your mouth.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-05-15 22:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Val - I'm disappointed myself. Even though I was holding my own against the big moosie, it was you and Corn who ended up taking care of me and rubbing my back afterwards while I fired out one of my lungs into the toilet.
Apparently you two thought that some stoned and drunk half naked retard with a concussion was the most adorable and strangely attractive thing you had seen.
If I had any kind of presence of mind, I probably would have been able to score that night with SOMEONE after my feat of heroism and testosterone-filled stupidity.
But of course, all you remember of me was that I was good at DDR.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-15 16:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
creep just pwned val
method sounds gay
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-05-15 16:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dan- I'm really upset right now. That was the one memory of con I thought I had properly stored away. Apparently I was wrong. No more drinkies for Val, I can't afford to lose any more brain cells. Sad panda.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-05-14 14:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yo Matt.
First Rizzo, now this guy. Charles Manson - the early years.
Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2008-05-14 10:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Soul patch = auto -infinity.
But I'm too tired to click that damn rating box, so a 0 is what you get.
You're welcome, emo nutsack.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Marge: What if he's crazy?
Homer: And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots.
Burns Baby Burns
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wasn't that in Vegas?
There was so much shagging going on that Uber became Complicated for about one and a half years.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how's things Chris Angel?
is that his name...that magician dude...that's who you look like
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Would someone please tell me this story or at least link me to an Ubercon report post where someone mentions it?
I'm nosey.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-05-14 00:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Remember when you power-drove Lojope into the ground at Dan's house?
Me: Oh my god! Someone call 911!
30 Random Uberers: NO!
This is one of my fondest memories of you, and Uber in general. So thanks.
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When did you get retarded? It was Method doing the powerdriving and Matteo here getting "power-drove". He was knocked the fuck out and, sadly, we were more willing to let him just sort of come out of it than to summon emergency services to a party where "drunk", "naked", and "how old are you?" were dancing merrily.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-14 07:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can see Nick Cave but you also remind me of Dave Wyndorf from Monster Magnet.
http://www.citypaper.net/articles/073098/gif.pics/20q.gif
http://www.ox-fanzine.de/de/img/monstermagnet.jpg
Sort of.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-14 05:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you look like one of those drug-addicted rockers of yore
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-14 05:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like a guy I went to school with. Poor bastard.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-14 04:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very rock 'n' roll.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-05-14 03:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nick cave 20 years ago?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-14 03:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nick Cave?
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-05-14 02:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
rawr
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-14 01:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-05-14 01:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ah lishy come back .. i got de-gabblied. or something
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-14 00:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
drunk, bored, defeated
http://gabbly.com/http://www.ubersite.com/
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-14 00:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 camwhore
- like A MILLION FUCKING PENGUINS
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-05-14 00:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
can i buy you?
for heterosexual consensual sex in the missionary position?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-14 00:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-05-14 00:34:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Trent Reznor?
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-05-14 00:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Remember when you power-drove Lojope into the ground at Dan's house?
Me: Oh my god! Someone call 911!
30 Random Uberers: NO!
This is one of my fondest memories of you, and Uber in general. So thanks.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-14 00:14:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm masturbating RIGHT NOW.