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Latrell Sprewell at the MoMA (nsfw?) (981 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 0.38 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2008-05-14 01:37:47 EDT




Have you ever jizzed on your stomach and forgot to clean it off then you go to see your mom and she sucks your dick and sees the dried jizz on your tummy so she gets your brother to take a picture with his camera phone but it didn't work because he forgot to plug it in for a day or two and it ran out of batteries so she just says forget it she will remember it for later so she can tell everyone at Thanksgiving and then you blow in her mouth and she spits it back onto your dick because she doesn't like the taste of jizz but she likes sucking dick and you think that's a little weird and you chuckle because it tickles a bit and you remember it is your mom sucking you off which is a little funny because you remember it is your mom sucking you off so you remember it for later so you can tell everyone at Thanksgiving and your brother realizes how much fun it looks so he beats off the dog and spreads the jizz on his belly so your mom will suck him off but it won't really work because he is only 9 years old and I don't think 9 year olds can jizz but he tries anyways and your mom just laughs and says she will remember it for later so she can tell everyone at Thanksgiving and then you think why your 9 year old brother has a cell phone?



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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-15 15:55:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-15 08:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Bubba and I agreed? I feel dirty.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-14 17:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah man, i hate it when that happens




Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-05-14 16:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

actually has not happened.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-14 15:47:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck off.
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Hadley and I agree once in a while.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-14 12:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hug my wood before i choke a panda

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck off.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Needs more ghey buttsecks.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Needs more cartoons

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

no, not yet at least

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-14 07:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-14 05:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i would fuck it but only if it was turned upside down.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-14 04:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


God, you rule my face off...




Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-05-14 03:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i wouldn;t fuck that with Oathmeal's dick

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-14 03:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

ewwww....!

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-05-14 02:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

dude my little bro doesn't even have any friends what does he need a cell phone for

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-05-14 02:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-05-14 01:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I prefer the word "tasteless." Or "manhole." That's my favorite word. "Manhole."

Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-05-14 01:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You sir are ridiculously crude. I absolutely love it. Thank you for being you.

Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-05-14 01:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That is an awesome picture btw.

Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-05-14 01:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was an awesome post.

I am listening to Duran Duran - Ordinary World right now. Glad you're back.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-14 01:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fucking totally awesome

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-05-14 01:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I just shaved my balls. So yes. After I mutilate my clit.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-14 01:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i love you cystie.

wanna make fuck in our mouths?

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-14 01:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yep happens all the time


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