Uber, I have experienced fake boobs; here is my report. (1672 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1 on 79 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2008-05-14 07:53:54 EDT
In all of my 29 years I had not had the unique pleasure of coming face-to-nips with a real pair of fake boobs.
A...real pair of...fa- whatever. You get my point.
Anyway, I had not had this until last week. I debated posting about it because I am acutely aware of the creepy, no-life-having half-men on Ubersite like JonnyX or Apollo88 who would love to fire up the ol' Stalk-O-Matic in yet another attempt to ruin my life.
BUT YOU, SIRS, SHALL BE FOILED AS I WILL BE USING A FAKE NAME INSTEAD OF HER REAL NAME WHICH IS LISA IN MY DESCRIPTION OF AFOREMENTIONED TITTIES.
So when Kim first showed up, I was pretty impressed by her profile. When I opened the door and did NOT see the regular, ape-ish sort of woman that I am USED to showing up in response to my M4W 'casual encounters' Craigslist posts, I was relieved.
She was about 5'5", of middle-eastern descent and she had brought with her, of all things, a Wii.
Yes, a Wii.
Just to go over what we have covered so far:
1. Hot middle eastern chick
2. Fake boobs (incidentally ensconced in a tight sweater)
3. Nintendo Wii
4. Bottle of 47 Pound Rooster Merlot (I forgot to mention I picked this up a few hours prior to Kim's arrival. $10. Best cheap wine out there.)
[Sidebar: The Wii controllers had GLOW IN THE DARK silicone coverings on them. I mean...wtf. We NEVER had glow in the dark Nintendo controllers when we were kids. That's bullshit and frankly I'm pissed.]
We started chatting on my couch and eventually got to pouring the wine. Her manner of speech was refined and the recent divorce she had just tied up was making her feel like a new woman...a new woman whose every word was being heard intently by me as she spoke, only AFTER those words left her mouth, made 2 concentric orbits around each breast and then reached my ears.
Soon we got to talking about me. Actually, I didn't really talk much. I just flexed for her, told a few jokes about an idiot on Ubersite named Shlongy ("Did you know elves can actually get rich NOT acting in D-grade porno?") and played my cherry red B.C. Rich Warlock on volume = 11.
She instantly got wet.
Now...this account is of boobs. I will spare you the details of the sex which was on an entirely different level. Sex with middle eastern women is...epic.
But, re: her boobs. When she first removed her shirt, she was straddling me and smiling. For some reason, a smile accompanies a perfect set of breasts very well. I was reaffirmed of this when she beamed at my reaction to her perfectly set tits.
Their shape was ideal. I have seen fake titties in porn, on the beach, etc...and I always thought: "There's no WAY those could be fun. They're fake. If I ever got my hands on those I would KNOW they were fake and hence wouldn't be able to enjoy them."
NOT THE CASE.
Apparently she had her implants placed UNDER her pectoral muscles, giving them a much more natural look (and also mitigating risk of rupture, apparently). I remember asking her why she wore a bra at all, for when I removed it, her boobs stayed in place.
No drooping. No sagging. No wet-plastic-bag-carrying-two-cans-of-Jiffy effect. I was amazed.
Once I put my hands and mouth on these things I completely forgot about them being composed mostly of saline solution. They didn't move like any other boobs I had enjoyed and that's ok...for, when I was done playing with one and went over to the other, I knew EXACTLY where that one would be when I returned to it.
It was kind of like booby memory foam. But not really. Hard to explain really.
"Do you like them?" She asked.
"MMffgggrm." I replied.
She giggled.
I probably spent too much time appreciating the glory of these awesome tits because soon I began needing some chapstick. So...I just went down on her, used her wetness as a natural moisturizer and returned to my business up top.
Convenient!
All in all, I would rate THESE fake boobs a 10 out of 10. Seriously. I would prefer these modified titties over any natural titties I've enjoyed any day. AND it's worth mentioning that I'm an ass man and care little for boobs at all. That's how much of an impression they had on me.
Speaking of impressions, I'm pretty sure I left bite marks on her ribcage.
The lesson here, kids, is that fake boobs are your friend. To all the women out there who look upon other 'modified' women as inferior in some way, reconsider your labels you jealous whores.
Fake tits ftw.
User Reviews
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-05-18 20:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for boobs (real or fake makes no diff)
And wth? Going thru the comments leaves me with the impression that there are only a total of 12 people on Ubersite and the other quadrillion or so are all alters. Gawds fish!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-16 08:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108711
------------
I DON'T think so below
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2008-05-16 07:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funniest damn thing I've read in a long time.
BTW...mine are REAL and stay in place so you don't have to go searching.
Abbey
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-05-16 03:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bret,
I stopped caring about you a LOOOOOOOONG time ago (and Ubersite, for that matter)
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-05-15 15:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-05-15 05:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, I too have a B.C. Rich Warlock and am an ass man not a boobs fan. But fake boobs can indeed be fun. just sucks the little saggy bits on over pectoral implants. The sag-dimples down the side of the boobs put me right off.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-15 04:28:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry Lungfish
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-14 20:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I meant, that not every guy likes bigger boobs. So increasaing your boob size is not going to impress all men. That's all Lungfish.
------
I knew what you meant, duck. Just trying, yet again unsuccessfully, to be funny.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-14 19:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i havent experienced fake boobs yet, but i have experienced pierced boobs a number of times. i would have thought the opposite would be true when i was young and naive, but live and learn i guess.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-05-14 19:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-14 19:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'LL BE HAPPY TO LIST ALL OF MY ACCOUNTS, IF THAT WILL HELP.
Shlongy
.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-14 19:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-14 13:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oathy, can you put up a list of all the usernames you have used?
______________________
Hahahah...nice try, Scourge.
Doing that would make me completely traceable and I shall not have that.
The only reason I've used so many accounts is because of the small handful of obsessed stalkers like greening and JX on this site.
Listing all my accounts would give them all the ammo they'd need to research me to within a square foot.
Not happening.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-05-14 18:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I couldn't disagree with you more.
Because breasts are useless in the functional sense (unless you're slamming her rack), I have always thought of them as performance art. Nothing excites me like seeing them fly around and go wild during sex. It's like watching The Who on stage, whereas fake breasts are like My Bloody Valentine. Sure, the music is still good, but who wants to watch a pair of tits just stand there and stare at their shoes?
Still, this was entertaining
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-05-14 16:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol you talk about ubersite to girls...rock bottom is still pretty far away for me!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-14 16:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yay!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-14 16:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm glad i could make you happy, willie.
now you can put a little gold star in your UberFacts Database.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-14 15:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ahahaha scourge
finally!
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-14 15:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
told a few jokes about an idiot on Ubersite
--------------------
1. The first rule of Ubersite is, do not talk about Ubersite.
2. The first rule of Ubersite is to NOT TALK ABOUT UBERSITE.
-2 for being a pretentious asshole who feels the need to make nerds feel bad by giving the account of the (imaginary) woman you had sex with. Or was she made of plastic and not thin air?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-14 15:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
willie, don't you have background checks to run on uber users? some eric d. rice proportion stalking to do? i'm really not that great a person to engage with in this kind of thing because i just don't respond how you'd like, you know?
...but i'll give it a go, just for you, little fellow.
correct
correct
partly correct
wrong
and wrong. (but this is you trying for the - what? - tenth time to get a rise out of me with this?) here, i'll try hard.
OMG, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT! I'M LIKE 'ADAMS AND LIEBOWITZ HAD A LOVE CHILD' GOOD. I FUCKING SHOOT NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC COVERS OUT OF MY DICK WHEN I PEE. FURTHERMORE I ACTUALLY INVENTED CAMERAS.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-14 14:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
scourge
flakmonkey
bonnee
beat-raven
probably others i'm not arsed to look
plus he's an absolutely terrible photographer
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-14 14:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've often wondered about the whole fake versus real thing and I could have found this post very interesting.
It's a shame it was written by you, because we have to take everything you say and experience with a pinch of salt because your brain dosen't work properly.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-14 13:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
also HAHAHAHAHAHAHA @:
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've often wondered about the whole fake versus real thing and I could have found this post very interesting.
It's a shame it was written by you, because we have to take everything you say and experience with a pinch of salt because your brain dosen't work properly.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-14 13:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oathy, can you put up a list of all the usernames you have used?
or at least the longer lasting ones?
oathmeal
snag
raebuf
jamowilly40
??????
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-05-14 13:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Retardedly well-written, sir!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-14 13:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-05-14 13:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A woman let YOU touch them? Doubtful.
====================
ahahaha
pot kettle, however that shit goes
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-05-14 13:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A woman let YOU touch them? Doubtful.
Nevertheless good story
auto boobs+2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-14 12:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
and another thing whoever it was talking about ass licking who said it was gross and akin to eating shit i think it was forensic is a fucking moron the anus is a sensitive area and it feels good it doesn't mean you want to eat feces any more than sucking cock means you want to drink piss and even though the analogy doesn't work perfectly because of the semen component my point is maybe you should fuck people who know how to properly clean themselves the first time a chick surprised me during a tea bag with a tongue in my ass i nearly shit myself oh wait
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-14 12:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i live in los angeles
distinguishing between silicone and saline is part of the driver's test
Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2008-05-14 12:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AND it's worth mentioning that I'm an ass man and care little for boobs at all.
---------------------
I'd think being with an indian chick is a nightmare for an assman.
I swear I've never met an indian girl with anything other than a flat pancake ass.
As far as roundness (which equals attractiveness), it goes:
blacks, whites, asians, indians... in that order.
And yes I know indians are technically asians, stfu my point remains gospel.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're making a fool out of yourself, as usual.
I'll leave you to it old egg, enjoy.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes apollo, I use CL to get sex. I post at least 10 ads a day and they all get answered by hot chix.
I can also bench press a mobile home and have direct ties to the Obama's campaign organizers.
Fucking idiot.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-14 10:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Big is not nessisarily better. Just ask Lungfish.
------
Taken out of context, I have a problem with this statement.
_______
I meant, that not every guy likes bigger boobs. So increasaing your boob size is not going to impress all men. That's all Lungfish.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and cragslist? for real?
ugh.
That's why it's got a bad name, people like you are on there.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll refer the right honourable gentleman to the answer I gave some moments ago:
"seriously from the roid driven desire to look like a superhero to your online 'quests' against imaginary super-villains, it all fits.
For fucks sake, Jonny Bravo, get a life. "
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jack, you must have got your hands on some low grade fakes.
there is nothing unnatural looking or feeling about a quality set
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"HAI I'M APOLLO AND I'M EVERYONE'S BESTEST FREN"
stfu. I don't forget the people in my life that have fucked me over and that certainly includes you, dipshit.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fake tits are gross, dude. They just sit there, or when they do move they move in unnatural ways. Hell, the motion of 100% unadulterated titflesh is half the fun.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
seriously from the roid driven desire to look like a superhero to your online 'quests' against imaginary super-villains, it all fits.
For fucks sake, Jonny Bravo, get a life.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahah
you really are mental.
when have I 'tried to destroy you' - oathmeal, you live your life like it's a cartoon.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For the sake of hilarity I was trying real hard to recall an instance where you had done something weird, but you've been depressingly well behaved I'm afraid.
He's definately out to get you though Oathy. You should DEFINATELY spend more time thinking about him and constructing your serial killer shrine.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm the only normal person on this site.
+2 boobs.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Apollo, you and JonnyX are cut from the same cloth.
If you could destroy me, you would. You've tried before.
Stop with the bullshit innocence plea. It's nauseating.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck ARE you, below?
I hope that helps!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:17:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
huh?
Snap uber poll:
Who here (apart from the usual dullards oathmeal, bubba, jonnyx) thinks I am a stalker on the web/uber?
Who here in fact have had significan interactions offline with me, met me, exchanged emails/personal numbers, even money on occasion knows that I am anything other than trustworthy and 'normal.
Help me out uber chums! Defend my honour!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're a twat and ginger to boot. But I cannot -2 this because its about fake boobs AND it turns out there is an even bigger crackpot running around this site at the moment.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Berty wit:
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You can have a go at me with your excessive punctuation now, but we'll just see who's laughing in 40 years time when I've got a cybernetic hover arse.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
craigslist?
You kids have anynomous internet sexhook-ups easy.
Bakc in my day you had to use Meet me at hotornot.com. And of course some of those girls would be looking for real realtionships so you actually had to take them out to dinner or something first before you could bang them.
Did you ask if they were silicone of salene? I have always thought that silicone was better to the touch (and now the FDA is ok with them).
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-14 10:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh my God, Nelly, I know what the fucking word means!
I work my fingers to the bone trying to build a half decent running gag where I am mildly scandalised every time Little Monster alludes to her vast sexual experience with a wide variety of the human race and you come and you shit all over it!
Did I wrong you in a past life or something?
Submitted by Aussie_em (user info) at 2008-05-14 10:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
this was pretty good. woulda been a +2 but seriouslly. a b.c fucking rich.
a B.C fucking Rich. you should feel shame for this. this makes my 85' strat my tele and my 74' 335 weep.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-14 10:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Big is not nessisarily better. Just ask Lungfish.
------
Taken out of context, I have a problem with this statement.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-14 10:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fake tits FTW
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-14 10:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fake are okay when they are in proportion and also well done. It's when they are stupidly big and done by Doctor Frankensteins blind Humpbacked Nephew that they become a problem.
I still prefer real ones though.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
they are wonderful.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How informative! You should make this into a series. Next do a girl with a willy.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was kind of like booby memory foam.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How informative! You should make this into a series. Next do a girl with a colostomy.
Sorry. That was gross.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I added a point because I just checked my email and your former chick has attempted to reach out to me. Must have been because of the "name drop".
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Liar.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fake boobies are fine and awesome. I think a lot of girls have them that don't need them and that's a shame. Big is not nessisarily better. Just ask Lungfish. To be fair you can do outstanding motorboats inbetween fake ones.
----------------------------------------------
*raises eyebrow*
------------
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=motorboat
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fake boobies are fine and awesome. I think a lot of girls have them that don't need them and that's a shame. Big is not nessisarily better. Just ask Lungfish. To be fair you can do outstanding motorboats inbetween fake ones.
----------------------------------------------
*raises eyebrow*
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I've often wondered what fake titties would be like. This post helped. Your research is appreciated, Doctor. Keep up the good work.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i still prefer the real ones but to each his own.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait...Berty's a black guy in a wheelchair?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fake boobies are fine and awesome. I think a lot of girls have them that don't need them and that's a shame. Big is not nessisarily better. Just ask Lungfish. To be fair you can do outstanding motorboats inbetween fake ones.
*
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is because I am an Englishman, Cwizz. I am like Lenny Henry or that arabic fellow with the skit on bingo.
Afterall, was the black power ranger not the toughest of them all?
Black Power.
*complicated hand gesture*
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've always had a thing for Latieata.
Anyway, so this girl of Middle Eastern descent....did you engage her in a conversation about the tight comparison between JIHAD and CRUMPLE? I imagine that should the two of you reproduce your children will use these words interchangeably.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cybernetic hover arse...
guffaw!
ya know, for a blak guy, you kin bee purdy funnee
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*I* don't work properly?
What!??!
DUDE YOU'RE IN A WHEELCHAIR.
----------------
You can have a go at me with your excessive punctuation now, but we'll just see who's laughing in 40 years time when I've got a cybernetic hover arse.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you have a gun collection? I would genuinly, no joke of a lie, enjoy reading a post by you about firearms. It would be brilliant.
Or cars. Cars would work. Generally any sort of inanimate object that you can get really passionate about.
<cue inevitable joke about women>
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*I* don't work properly?
What!??!
DUDE YOU'RE IN A WHEELCHAIR.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well done. I'm still waiting to tick that one off the list.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Werd.
Also: "a new woman whose every word was being heard intently by me as she spoke, only AFTER those words left her mouth, made 2 concentric orbits around each breast and then reached my ears"
Absolutely hilarious.
Nicely done, lad.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've often wondered about the whole fake versus real thing and I could have found this post very interesting.
It's a shame it was written by you, because we have to take everything you say and experience with a pinch of salt because your brain dosen't work properly.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
flexed; played my warlock at 11.
-2, what, are you eleven years old?
eastern european weemanz = epic, but watch out, sometimes the beave is a little untamed
+2, must agree, funny they don't much like oral sex.
+1 well writ report, insightful
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ill never get the pricks who'll so against fake boobs. It just doesn't add up, not to mention they're so incredibly wrong when it come to pointing out fake and real.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Absolutely, I fully intend to shell out the dough for some "cosmetic surgery" for my wife.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice report.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well done. I'm still waiting to tick that one off the list.