A Guide to Girlfriends: The Break Up (1186 hits)
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Submitted by Hourman (View user info) at 2008-05-14 09:14:40 EDT
SO due to my relatively messy break up I realised that there was definitely one instalment missing from this cataclysmic series. I also realised that my own experiences may be somewhat... different to other peoples, in regards to terminating the employment of your live in goddess. So, what is the right way to break up with a skirt? Let's review;
The University Theory:
You've been seeing your bra for a few months, maybe even a few years (which at the ripe old age of eighteen is far too long for any relationship), none the less. So, the school year is coming to an end yet you don't want to break her heart... at the same time you KNOW there is going to be an unimaginable amount of woman love available at your new place of residence...
Slowly but surely you start to slip in to conversations 'man I can't wait to go to university!' sow the seed of joy.
"Think of all those new people!" The seed of expectance
Then slowly and surely you have to break it down gently "Babe, I've been thinking... maybe we should just break up for uni? I mean, if we're meant to be we're meant to be right? Distance won't matter... but I'd really like to go to university single... I'd really like for us BOTH to experience the full diversity of university life..."
Translation; "Pussy. Lots of it. Me need pussy. Ugg. Fire?"
Now one of two things will happen, either it will be mutually agreed, or she'll hate you. Either Way University is now free and the drive home makes the cigarette and Sweet Home Alabama all the better.
This can also be applied to any long distance relationship.
What Happened to me: She cried. A lot. I don't mean for a few hours, I mean a few weeks. A lot. I got; a creepy home made box thing, a creepy drawing of an angel, some dairy milk buttons, and a sweet (*read mental) collage. I also got texts everyday. We'll come back to this.
The Space
If you ever try telling a girl you need space then you're fucked. When you say space she hears 'room to screw other wenches' and your darling little filly becomes Satan's little Whore. Just don't do it.
The Ignore Method
Now this is by far my most spineless act. This was the meanest way I ever broke up with someone. I was revising for some year one retakes for uni. This meant I was at my Dads drinking a lot of beer and watching DVDs... all day long. My hatchet wound of an ex called me all the time. I'm talking every hour. It drove me insane... I decided I needed space (fuck if I was going to tell her that). So I thought 'what would happen if I just ignored her?' (Bearing in mind we were meant to go to Rome on a romantic holiday in a few months courtesy of her parents.)
Day One: 11 missed calls, 4 messages
Day Two: 34 missed calls, 9 messages
Day Three: 79 missed calls, 23 messages
Day Four: 129 missed calls, 59 messages
Day Five: over two hundred missed calls and over 100 messages.
After two weeks I never got a call again.
Heartless cunt. To this day I haven't broken up with her technically. I did, in a drunken state, traverse a building site to get to the bar I'd seen her at (Plan: Woo). However, I was so fucked I managed to drunkenly slur at her before I fell into a cab and went home. The first time I actually saw her after this was about two years later and my stomach nearly emptied into my pants. Needless to say I went from a five pence piece to a fifty in about 2 seconds flat.
Electronic Execution
Due to the age of Technology that we are privileged to be a part of us men, and our lovely tarty counterparts alike, have been blessed with ever more ingenious ways of breaking up with each other. Now if you don't own an online factual shared database (RE: Wiki) then you still have other options.
Here's the list:
Call Her: You'll get yelled at, but at least she can hear you. You're a pussy though. (A pussy that doesn't have red cheeks or sore balls)
Leave a message: You can't be yelled at, but at least you tried! Wrong. She hates you. More than likely doesn't believe it and you'll end up with her name smeared in faeces all over your house.
Text Message: She will hunt you down and castrate you.
Email: That's cold. Real cold. Also with the lack of yelling and lack of time constraints, the likelihood is that you'll get in a stride and by the end of it you'll be getting a police caution for stalking, threatening behaviour and a whole host of other things.
Finally
The Face to Face
The floozy in question will respect that fact that you had the dash to at least do it face to face. Man up! Take it on the chin! 9 x 10 this probably goes ok. You have two possible problems though. The first is easy, she starts crying. You hug her. Job done. Breaks your cold and dead heart, but you'll be ok. The other is that she goes mental. A-grade loopy loo. Fucking loses the plot and starts screaming. If you thought you'd be all Jerry Ma-fucking- guire about it and take her somewhere public as not to cause a scene, you're an idiot. Women care what they look like 99.8% of the time, the other 0.2% is on a gyno table and when there are breaking up with a dude. You're fucking... especially if you use the phrase
"Could you please keep your voice down?"
They get louder. You just flicked the 'home cinema system 5.1' switch
"NO I WILL NOT SHUT UP!"
"I didn't tell you-"
"YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ANYTHING! -UNINTELLIGIBLE WRATH - "
This lasts until everyone in the shop has even got bored of her yelling at you.
So what did I do? Here's how my last break up went with the obese troll;
June 2004 Operation Uni Dump which included the reception of creepy gifts.
September 2004: Pussied out and kept up the facade that I'd be faithful
August 2004: Operation 'Need Space'... mainly because I wanted to fuck other girls.
Break.
September 2005: For some reason forgot why she was my ex and went back out with her... idiot.
December 9th 2006: Engaged.
September 6th: got my house
October 26th 2007: Broke up. Face to face. Awful break up. I was a total little bitch and admitted to it all being my fault. Even though it was her fetid disco fanny that was partying the night away with another bloke... plus I wasn't allowed Sky TV.
6 months of unimaginable hell. You can not fathom what that was unlike unless you've been through it. If you've been through that shit, then we're now brothers. If you've been through a divorce and kept your dignity then you have my respect.
I got stuck with all the bills, a trashed house and I officially lived with a Balrog for 6 months.
So here's my advice:
1. Don't break up with a girl.
2. Don't talk about breaking up with them.
3. Don't think about it.
4. In fact unread what you just read, because boy knows she knows you read it.
5. Never ever trust fat girls. If it won't fit in their mouth then they'll put it elsewhere.
6. Don't take advice from someone who has committed all of the above offences... again, unread what you just read.
I hate ending lists on anything other than a multiple of 5.
Well Uber, I hope you've enjoyed another little dabble into my murky waters.
If anyone's interested this is my penultimate day at my old job.
I can't wait.
Can I go now?
Thanks.
User Reviews
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-05-21 08:08:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-05-17 11:31:30 EDT (#)
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You should teach this as a class on the collegiate level.
Submitted by HerrSchniedelwichs (user info) at 2008-05-17 10:41:58 EDT (#)
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For being through shit.
Also, when the bitch is crying next to you and you aren't really bothered by it - yup, that's the precise moment you have to realize that you don't care anymore.
Submitted by traxadron (user info) at 2008-05-15 09:46:19 EDT (#)
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A simple GO FUCK YOURSELF works really well most of the time with girls. They are just meat with two legs, who gives a fuck?
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-05-15 09:38:48 EDT (#)
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Yeah. Uh. 6 isn't a multiple of 5....
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-05-15 03:57:55 EDT (#)
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Yes... yes he could :(
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-05-15 03:26:37 EDT (#)
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Hitch could do it.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-05-15 03:25:42 EDT (#)
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For reference through all my Guide to Girlfriends I Use derogtory (sp?) words to refer to women. However, that is part of the point. What tool would be arrogant enough to actually write a very serious guide to girlfriends? Probably the sort of tit that would actually refer to a woman as a tart in a normal 'it's totally acceptable' kind of way.It couldn't be done. Every relationship, man and woman are so complicated that it would be impossible.
Fucking sluts.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-05-15 02:40:18 EDT (#)
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we're not useless
just a little stupid
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-05-14 19:30:55 EDT (#)
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eh, this post really just proves that most men are useless.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-05-14 17:57:23 EDT (#)
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It wasn't the greatest advice, but it had some positive stuff. The Sweet Home Alabama reference sealed the 2 for me.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-14 17:36:17 EDT (#)
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without reading the reviews, i bet a lot of people took offense to you calling your gfriend a bra. personally, it made me go hahahaa, but in my writing i've noticed lots of people dont like that.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-05-14 17:33:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-14 17:12:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-05-14 16:30:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:15:51 EDT (#)
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I must have taken this too seriously, but I didn't find it amusing either.
Seriously, just be honest, decisive, and FINAL when you break it off with someone.
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forensicgirl3 - But what happens when she says she still loves you, but she wants to see other people, and maybe after we have some experience we can get back together?
It's not final, and I have no idea what do do about it. Everyone goes through this at some point, I know, and some people worse than me...but it feels like life itself ends when it happens to you.
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If she wants to see other people, it's final. IT IS FINAL. Maybe she does want to be friends, but you don't owe her that, so do it on your terms. I've seen this happen a hundred times and in my experience she's either holding you in reserve as a stand-by, which is highly messed up and unfair to you, or she's just too chickenshit to actually rip off the bandaid.
RIP OFF THE BANDAID.
I know it hurts, but it doesn't hurt forever.
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I know the stereotype, and I know this is what every teenager says, but we were in love, and we had a lot of intertwined memories of our youth together. She says she misses me, but she broke up in the worst possible way with the worst timing and circumstances, and was immediately with another older guy. But I feel like I can't cut her off because she was my best friend for so long, but I can't commit to someone who can't clearly commit to me. So we both still hold a hope in our minds that one day when we explore other people and know ourselves a little more, we can pick up again where we left off. We were very close.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-14 17:12:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-05-14 16:30:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:15:51 EDT (#)
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I must have taken this too seriously, but I didn't find it amusing either.
Seriously, just be honest, decisive, and FINAL when you break it off with someone.
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forensicgirl3 - But what happens when she says she still loves you, but she wants to see other people, and maybe after we have some experience we can get back together?
It's not final, and I have no idea what do do about it. Everyone goes through this at some point, I know, and some people worse than me...but it feels like life itself ends when it happens to you.
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If she wants to see other people, it's final. IT IS FINAL. Maybe she does want to be friends, but you don't owe her that, so do it on your terms. I've seen this happen a hundred times and in my experience she's either holding you in reserve as a stand-by, which is highly messed up and unfair to you, or she's just too chickenshit to actually rip off the bandaid.
RIP OFF THE BANDAID.
I know it hurts, but it doesn't hurt forever.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-14 17:08:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:01:58 CDT (#)
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Your obsessions with hating me apollo
i think that was my fourth comment in six months.
guessing like, I haven't got a spreadsheet.
hardly obsessive.
I knew before I uber-hated you that you'd react like this, it's the old tiger lilly syndrome. hyper sensitive. that's why I chose to dislike you.
i'll stop now.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-14 16:30:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-05-14 16:27:43 EDT (#)
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I'm going through my first really messy breakup right now...she was a year older than me
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subtract one letter from the above sentence to make the review more believable
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-05-14 16:30:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:15:51 EDT (#)
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I must have taken this too seriously, but I didn't find it amusing either.
Seriously, just be honest, decisive, and FINAL when you break it off with someone.
She's too fat-tell her that she's too fat for your taste.
She's being a psycho-tell her she's being a psycho and give her a few recent examples.
You want to fuck new girls-tell her that you want to fuck new girls and don't want to lie and cheat on her to do so.
Yeah she'll get upset and cry, but you can't have it both ways.
Don't accept anymore calls, send all her e-mails to the spam box, and send any letters and packages to 'Return to Sender.'
Yeah it's cold, but you can't have it both ways.
Same goes for women.
When I've been dumped, I was hurt for a couple of days, labeled him a fuckwit bastard, then moved on. Now when I think of my ex's, I feel nothing at all. Like I never even knew them.
The only exception to this is my ex-husband. I would dearly LOVE to MURDER him in the most painful and sadistic manner possible but for reasons that you don't know about.
In very few instances can you break up with someone and remain friends.
All these chickenshit games people play are half the reason people act like they do when they get dumped.
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forensicgirl3 - But what happens when she says she still loves you, but she wants to see other people, and maybe after we have some experience we can get back together?
It's not final, and I have no idea what do do about it. Everyone goes through this at some point, I know, and some people worse than me...but it feels like life itself ends when it happens to you.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-05-14 16:27:43 EDT (#)
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I'm going through my first really messy breakup right now...she was a year older than me, and in college already, so it's natural that she meets other guys, and I understand it, but the way she broke up with me was heartbreaking. We were together for over 2 years... =(
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-05-14 14:25:09 EDT (#)
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Entertaining.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-14 13:08:17 EDT (#)
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i'm glad you finally got a girlfriend please i need more advice about life and relationships
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-14 12:01:58 EDT (#)
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Your obsessions with hating me apollo is verging on the ridiculous.
Have you ever read any of mine of Dreamweavers posts? No? Shut up then.
I have time to lose, FG.
:(
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:58:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-14 10:12:21 EDT (#)
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I know this is a joke and everything, it's just a bit... I dunno...
I've never had a relationship end badly and I just don't see how you could end a relationship badly unless you're really, really dumb or a complete bastard. I know that because the only people I've known who've had relationships end badly are people who're either really, really dumb or complete bastards.
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dumb: /dʌm/ [duhm] adjective, -er, -est, verb
-adjective
1. lacking intelligence or good judgment; stupid; dull-witted.
2. lacking the power of speech (often offensive when applied to humans): a dumb animal.
3. Allowing still-wed father of 3 to become emotionally and financially dependent on you.
4. Accepting phone calls from man who wishes you were his ex.
5. Moving three times in a year to avoid stalker who says it'd be real swell to strangle you to death.
See Also: shadow.
Thank Jebus I'm single.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:51:35 EDT (#)
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this was brilliant.
orphelia can make nothing 'funnier'.
apart from that one video I saw where a fat ugly whore was murdered horribly - if she starred in a remake of that I'd find it 'funnier'.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:43:40 EDT (#)
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Give it a go, Orphelia. What have you got to lose?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:37:19 EDT (#)
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I think some of the words you use to describe women show a major flaw in your personality rather than the women themselves.
I was going to re-write this from the female point of view, only funnier, but I don't know if I can be arsed.
Happy Birthday for June. lol
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:37:08 EDT (#)
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Actually I have to say Forensic would be a scary lady to sincerely break up with. I get the impression that she would hit. Really, really hard.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:35:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:19:08 EDT (#)
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what forensic said minus the murdering part.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:17:23 EDT (#)
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I'm being a bitch. +1 for intended humour.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:15:51 EDT (#)
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I must have taken this too seriously, but I didn't find it amusing either.
Seriously, just be honest, decisive, and FINAL when you break it off with someone.
She's too fat-tell her that she's too fat for your taste.
She's being a psycho-tell her she's being a psycho and give her a few recent examples.
You want to fuck new girls-tell her that you want to fuck new girls and don't want to lie and cheat on her to do so.
Yeah she'll get upset and cry, but you can't have it both ways.
Don't accept anymore calls, send all her e-mails to the spam box, and send any letters and packages to 'Return to Sender.'
Yeah it's cold, but you can't have it both ways.
Same goes for women.
When I've been dumped, I was hurt for a couple of days, labeled him a fuckwit bastard, then moved on. Now when I think of my ex's, I feel nothing at all. Like I never even knew them.
The only exception to this is my ex-husband. I would dearly LOVE to MURDER him in the most painful and sadistic manner possible but for reasons that you don't know about.
In very few instances can you break up with someone and remain friends.
All these chickenshit games people play are half the reason people act like they do when they get dumped.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:14:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:00:03 EDT (#)
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aren't you eighteen or something?
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21. I hope to hit puberty soon. Although it is my birthday in June.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:13:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:07:44 EDT (#)
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these posts make a lot more sense after you explained it was an obese troll you were dating all along.
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that's the first thing you've ever said that made SOME sense.
She was a troll. Official. The facial hair and club should have been the give away. What can I say? I'm a sucker for women that like it under a bridge.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:07:44 EDT (#)
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these posts make a lot more sense after you explained it was an obese troll you were dating all along.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-14 11:00:03 EDT (#)
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aren't you eighteen or something?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-14 10:52:34 EDT (#)
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eh, i was entertained and I have seen some of this.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-14 10:43:16 EDT (#)
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You forgot The Humourous Breakup:
I was itching to find a way to breakup with my bird. Last night, she demanded that I take her out to someplace expensive.
I took her to a gas station.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-05-14 10:28:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-14 10:23:22 EDT (#)
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My take is, as we've heard it all before, why bother saying it again? If you'd been devastatingly funny about it, then fair enough, but you weren't.
And no, my comment does not translate as you'd suggest. I'm not a fucking internet geek. I'm just work shy.
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But surely that relates to a good percentage of your posts?
I can relate to the work shy.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-14 10:23:22 EDT (#)
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My take is, as we've heard it all before, why bother saying it again? If you'd been devastatingly funny about it, then fair enough, but you weren't.
And no, my comment does not translate as you'd suggest. I'm not a fucking internet geek. I'm just work shy.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-05-14 10:14:44 EDT (#)
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Fair enough Berty, fair enough.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-05-14 10:14:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-14 10:00:30 EDT (#)
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Because this site is full of worthless advice from losers eager to highlight their one girlfriend experience. In other words, we've heard it all before.
does that translate as
"Teh interwaps i5 4 n3w informations!! Uberz is 4 ser1ous wr1t3rs forums!!!"
Or is it just that you're as unoriginal as everyone else, including myself?
45 mintues. Then tomorrow. Then no more shitty job. woop woop.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-14 10:12:21 EDT (#)
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I know this is a joke and everything, it's just a bit... I dunno...
I've never had a relationship end badly and I just don't see how you could end a relationship badly unless you're really, really dumb or a complete bastard. I know that because the only people I've known who've had relationships end badly are people who're either really, really dumb or complete bastards.
They've all been people who, despite their faults, were my friends and this post is sort of like you making a joke to me about how hilarious losing the use of your in a car accident is. So I suppose this is me looking at you, stony faced, and saying: "Yeah, not really very funny."
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-14 10:00:31 EDT (#)
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Dont make me drag up painful memories Hour Dude, the hypnosis is wearing off as it is i could slip back into to complete.......
Oh good god!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-14 10:00:30 EDT (#)
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Because this site is full of worthless advice from losers eager to highlight their one girlfriend experience. In other words, we've heard it all before.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:58:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:56:30 EDT (#)
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I broke up with a girl at school about 2 days before Valentines day. It wasnt because of Valentines day it was more due to the fact that she was a Psycho stalker who kept turning up everywhere I went. She cried. i stood and waited for her to finish then said bye. Then she ran in the house and came out a moment later with a teddy bear holding a heart saying "I Love You"
We had been going out for 3 weeks, I was 17. I took the bear and walked away thanking my lucky stars I had got out of that.
Sadly it didnt end there.
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see that sounds interesting.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:56:30 EDT (#)
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I broke up with a girl at school about 2 days before Valentines day. It wasnt because of Valentines day it was more due to the fact that she was a Psycho stalker who kept turning up everywhere I went. She cried. i stood and waited for her to finish then said bye. Then she ran in the house and came out a moment later with a teddy bear holding a heart saying "I Love You"
We had been going out for 3 weeks, I was 17. I took the bear and walked away thanking my lucky stars I had got out of that.
Sadly it didnt end there.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:52:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:35:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:34:34 EDT (#)
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SO true below.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:34:13 EDT (#)
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This needed work.
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Hahahahaha
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what can i say, i'm honest.
Nellypal: any reason?
Berty: I don;t think anyone gets involved with someone they don;t THINK they care about. It's the experiances during that time that lead you to becoming less emotionally detatched and somewhat colder.
If you were to ACTUALLY take this seriously, and use the advise, then you'd be a moron.
If anything it's juts an interesting way to convey things that have happened to me in my life.
Take it as it is!
Submitted by codeMunkee (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:49:49 EDT (#)
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It's funny because it's true.
Problem being that it's ONLY funny because it's true.
Needs more cowbell.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:44:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-14 08:30:12 CDT (#)
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Try breaking up withsome who threatens to follow you were ever you run aaway to...then does.
Nothing more disturbing than moving countries and changing every number/email/even your name and having them still turn up refusing to belive you don't really mean it.
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Sounds like a romance comedy plot line.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:42:01 EDT (#)
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This all seems kind of wrong and fucked up. Basically your advice is terrible, like telling an insecure girl the best way to help her relationship is to pretend that she's pregnant.
I guess I could say stuff about sincerity and not getting involved with women who's emotions you don't actually care about but where's the fun in that?
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:39:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:35:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:34:34 EDT (#)
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SO true below.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:34:13 EDT (#)
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This needed work.
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Hahahahaha
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:34:34 EDT (#)
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SO true below.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:34:13 EDT (#)
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This needed work.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:32:46 EDT (#)
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I hate the old 'if you break up with me I will kill myself' line.
Crazy bitch.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:30:12 EDT (#)
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Try breaking up withsome who threatens to follow you were ever you run aaway to...then does.
Nothing more disturbing than moving countries and changing every number/email/even your name and having them still turn up refusing to belive you don't really mean it.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
16 was an aweosme age.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-14 09:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
awesome....lessons on love....from a 16y/old