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Submitted by Spuzzum (View user info) at 2008-05-14 13:55:00 EDT


These pictures are taken last Halloween. I was dressed as local pig farmer Robert "Willie" Pickton (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Pickton) and my girlfriend was dressed as a dead, cut-up prostitute. You should be able to see my pet pig in the second picture which was taken after I passed out.

For next Halloween my girlfriend wants to dress as an RCMP officer while I dress as Polish immigrant Robert Dziekanski (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Dzieka%C5%84ski_Taser_incident). She would have a tazer connected to me and I would twitch and dance around occasionally as I got shocked. I decided it was a little too tasteless though, even for Willie Pickton.

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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-05-16 03:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Neato. How much candy did you get?

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-05-15 02:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i went as jeffrey dahmers fridge to a uni hallows eve party way back.
i was a bit of hit, i must say

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-15 02:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-14 18:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If this fucking dipshit gets either of these two fucking moronic pictures in the Uber Directory, I'm quitting Uber.

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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2008-05-14 20:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think that I've seen the second picture in a calendar in my local bookstore.





The "Ugly Dudes" Calendar.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-14 20:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you look like a cool guy

Submitted by PMN (user info) at 2008-05-14 18:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


I love Shlongy!!!

Submitted by PMN (user info) at 2008-05-14 18:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love me some pig farmer (and you're cute)

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-14 18:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If this fucking dipshit gets either of these two fucking moronic pictures in the Uber Directory, I'm quitting Uber.

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-05-14 16:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-14 15:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice theme!

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-14 14:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Corona sucks.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-14 13:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

He was 40 years old, and spoke no English.
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Standard policy to tazer people like this nowadays isn't it?

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-14 13:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your boots appear to be on the wrong feets.


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