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Trubersex Entry :D (588 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.18 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Aussie_Ants_Is_Back (View user info) at 2008-05-15 00:06:52 EDT


I was 15 when i had my first full fledged sexual experience. After years of self gratification inspired by playboy and dodgy VHS porn, I decided enough was enough and that it was time to get me some real lovin'. I started flirting with a whole bunch of girls at school to see which ones were receptive to my "sexual advance" so to speak, thus eliminating the fridgids from the freaks "Bow Chicka Wah Wah" etc etc

After a few mortified looks, slaps in the face and an attempted kick somewhere God only intended to be treated nicely i found my target. Her name was Helen and she was 2 grades above me. She had the biggest tits in the grade and was well known for her promiscuity (i.e she was the school slut).After a few minutes of flirting i decided it was now or never and asked her if she wanted to hook up. She agreed and we organised to meet that night.

Now in Australia we can't get our licence until we are 16, so I "borrowed" my mum's car at about 11pm when she had drifted off to sleep. I drove a couple of suburbs away and waited a few houses up from Helens place. After 10 or so minutes she ran up to the car and jumped in. We drove around for about 15 minutes until we found a nice quiet secluded spot to park the car. No sooner had i stopped the car, Helen had her hand down my pants stroking my one eyed wombat.

We jumped into the back seat and hastily took off our clothes. This is when the fun started to happen. Helen began stroking my Cock once more while i fondled her godess like breasts. I mean put it this way, if i was to be crushed to death by these things i would have died a happy death. Helen, a seasoned pro, then pushed me back and started to work her way down my body with her tongue. She sucked like a hoover. It was incredible, however I wanted to get to the sex so i pulled my shlong out of her mouth and asked if I could fuck her now.

She obliged by laying on her back and putting one leg up where the rear car speakers are and one leg up on the drivers seat. I fiddled around trying to get the condom on for a minute and then clambered on top of her. With a little expert guidance i found the hole no worries. I pumped away like a trooper and thought to myself "Fuck yea Antoin you Legend, Wooo wooo wooo, look at those tits, your a fucking stud" etc etc.

We switched positions a couple of times, I got to do her from behind and finally she got on top to quote "Ride me like a bull". Her tits bouncing in my face along with her dirty talk was getting me closer and closer to climax until finally i exploded harder than i ever had in my life. she slid off my tallywacker and began to put her clothes on. I slid the condom off and had a look at it. I said to myself,"sheesh not a bad effort old chap". i then turned to Helen, held up the used condom and asked "Would you like a doggy bag" ? we both buckled in laughter, finished getting dressed and headed home.

I hooked up with Helen on a regular basis throughout my time at school then one day just lost contact. I'm not sure what she is doing these days however everytime i go to a restaurant and am asked if i would like a doggy bag, i ahve a little chuckle to myself and remember my first time...


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Submitted by HerrSchniedelwichs (user info) at 2008-05-17 10:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

2, because the school whore always knows what she's doing.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-16 11:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

amusing, but I have feeling we're dealing with truthyness on the piece as a whole.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-15 14:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i amused even if this does seem a bit of a stretch fo a first timer.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-15 09:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-15 09:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-15 06:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Meh.

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-15 06:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 03:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 purely for capitalising 'Cock'.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 03:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 purely for capitalising 'Cock'.



Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-05-15 03:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

at 15?
the whole situation would have taken 12 seconds, not 20 minutes as your story dictates according to a generaic time schedule for such events to follow

your story is suspect
check your pants, i beleive they be smouldering

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-15 02:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

High protein hahahah

Submitted by vlf.fata (user info) at 2008-05-15 00:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

holy fuck, first review?

My first time was the best 5 goddamn minutes of her life.


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