Dilema (565 hits)
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Submitted by Cooler (View user info) at 2008-05-15 07:20:55 EDT
You and a friend are walking along the street having been for a beer. As you are walking to the car, you witness an altercation between a man and a woman, apparently wife and husband or at the least boyfriend and girlfriend.
It is dark out with not much traffic around.
The man hits the woman repeatedly in the face and starts to walk across the street.
The woman is so battered, she can barely yell for help.
As he is walking across the street, the man notices you and your friend witnessing the incident.
He looks at you and just continues to walk away from the scene.
What do you do?
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Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:16:00 EDT (#)
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I don't hate you...
But I pity the foo'!
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:51:06 EDT (#)
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Erm... yeah. Well done below.
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:31:16 EDT (#)
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HEARTY CHUCKLING!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:52:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-15 15:48:02 BST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:46:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:44:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 15:36:39 BST (#)
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Really? And they have to be covered in Clover.
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Just 'I can't believe its not butter'
I thought she was using it as an excuse to eat lots of teacakes, but now I suspect that she was telling the troof.
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Oj noes Beano staved his Lady during pregnancy, call the police or someone.
Abuser!
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ahahahahaha
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did I fuck, I unchained her and everything.
Least 3 hours a day she saw sunshine.
Whiny woman.
(truth below)
NEVER EVER EVER disagree with, upset, antagonise, annoy or in anyway upset a pregnant woman.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:48:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:46:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:44:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 15:36:39 BST (#)
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Really? And they have to be covered in Clover.
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Just 'I can't believe its not butter'
I thought she was using it as an excuse to eat lots of teacakes, but now I suspect that she was telling the troof.
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Oj noes Beano staved his Lady during pregnancy, call the police or someone.
Abuser!
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ahahahahaha
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:46:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:44:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 15:36:39 BST (#)
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Really? And they have to be covered in Clover.
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Just 'I can't believe its not butter'
I thought she was using it as an excuse to eat lots of teacakes, but now I suspect that she was telling the troof.
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Oj noes Beano staved his Lady during pregnancy, call the police or someone.
Abuser!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:44:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 15:36:39 BST (#)
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Really? And they have to be covered in Clover.
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Just 'I can't believe its not butter'
I thought she was using it as an excuse to eat lots of teacakes, but now I suspect that she was telling the troof.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:42:46 EDT (#)
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She looks to you and your friend because that means now it's your turn.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:36:39 EDT (#)
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Really? And they have to be covered in Clover.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:35:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 15:33:54 BST (#)
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No, I had one just before I joined and I am with my third now. It just feels like forever, like c1ndy.
I don't get swollen ankles until the end. I just get grouchy. And addicted to teacakes.
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Ha, my wife was addicted to toasted teacakes.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:33:54 EDT (#)
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No, I had one just before I joined and I am with my third now. It just feels like forever, like c1ndy.
I don't get swollen ankles until the end. I just get grouchy. And addicted to teacakes.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:33:24 EDT (#)
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Sorry.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:29:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-15 15:26:39 BST (#)
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What do you do?
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You chill the fuck out is what you do.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:26:39 EDT (#)
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Dilema: You're perusing ubersite's home page when you notice a misspelled word in the title of someone else's post. The title, on the main page! To make matters worse, the entire title consists only of that one misspelled word. The grammar nazi in you cries out. You wonder if it was an innocent typo or whether the person really doesn't know how to spell the word, which is actually a very simple word to spell. Maybe they did it intentionally as part of some clever joke which you don't understand? Or perhaps the word is actually spelled correctly in one of those strange foreign languages, like British? By calling attention to it, you'll be calling attention to yourself as an anal retentive schmuck who can't see the forest for the trees or, worse yet, an ignoramus who doesn't understand the poster's clever joke. But to let it slide by without comment will eat away at your insides for the rest of the day. What do you do?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:26:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-15 15:24:04 BST (#)
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I'm always amiable I think.
I would have a fight, but I promised Beano that I would stop being serious. But then again sticking to my promise would be serious too. Ohhh I am quite confused.
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Having a fight isn't being serious.
You have my permission... you know... like it was even needed.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:26:03 EDT (#)
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Orphelia- Are you ever not pregnant? or am I thinking about someone else. I thought you had only recently dropped a spoglett.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:24:46 EDT (#)
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Oh pregnant... well, congratulations.
You are NOT fat, you are merely pregnant.
Swollen ankles yet?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:24:44 EDT (#)
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In other news, my first son's dad kicked a man to death outside a nightclub, no one helped that poor chap, in fact many egged my ex on. The way of the world.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:24:04 EDT (#)
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I'm always amiable I think.
I would have a fight, but I promised Beano that I would stop being serious. But then again sticking to my promise would be serious too. Ohhh I am quite confused.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:23:17 EDT (#)
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Hahaha, no just pregnant and my pot belly and melon jugs look silly in my bikini top.
I wish I'd just bought a puppy.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:21:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 15:17:14 BST (#)
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The letters have worn off this cheap keyboard, I blame my bad spelling on that.
Beano, if you were responsible for the waiter Uberboards, I think I could love you.
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ONLY think?
Man, I need to try harder.
Drogo, its sorted. She's due on.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:21:36 EDT (#)
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I was picking a fight, drog. But I think your mood is too amiable today.
I already had a fight with ebola, I think he won. I am no good at fights. Sometimes, I wish I was the kind of girl who took her stiletto off to use it as a weapon but I am too much of a coward.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:19:40 EDT (#)
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Who was picking a fight?
I am lost here. Really Orphelia read the comments because I'm lost as to what the problem is.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:18:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 15:15:12 BST (#)
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I am not the kind of girl to wear knickers.
I don't know who made what comment, I just saw a bunch of old man being protective text and decided to try and pick a fight.
:)
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WELL IN THAT CASE....!?@#
speak to Ebola, he's ALWAYS in the mood for a fight, specially if you pretend to be me.
wait...
no knickers! So its true what they say about you.
Submitted by middleeasternchick (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:18:20 EDT (#)
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don't -2 me please! thanks!
-S
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:17:14 EDT (#)
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The letters have worn off this cheap keyboard, I blame my bad spelling on that.
Beano, if you were responsible for the waiter Uberboards, I think I could love you.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:15:12 EDT (#)
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I am not the kind of girl to wear knickers.
I don't know who made what comment, I just saw a bunch of old man being protective text and decided to try and pick a fight.
:)
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:14:56 EDT (#)
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my fucking spelling is awful. Or perhaps its my hugely fat fingers from sitting indoors all day reading the interwebz.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:13:03 EDT (#)
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I think everyone is a little quick to assume that this woman is used to being in an abusive relationship and therefore doesn't really give a shit.
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Orph, I assume you are refering to me banging on about the woman 'liking' getting beaten up?
The comment I made above was aimed at everyone who had replied saying not to get involved because she wouldn't thank you for it in the long run.
I just thought that was a bit presumptious is all.
No need to get yer knickers twisted.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:10:34 EDT (#)
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But if you ask people about most incidents that occur such as this, the girl always turns on the hero.
Stupid women.
(I am trying to be mean, but I still fancy drogo :)
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:10:32 EDT (#)
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No idea what you're talking about below.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:08:57 EDT (#)
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Stupid shits.
I make a flippant comment about abusive relationships, tongue in cheek about how they like it and you jump on it like a fly to a turd.
Why didn't you do the same with the rape comments.
I can't even be bothered to read your comments. I am just assuming you came over all preachy.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:01:07 EDT (#)
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I dare say he isn't keen on moving down to the west country... all that moist air rushing in from the sea would rust his wheelchair spokes.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-15 09:55:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-15 09:42:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-15 14:41:19 BST (#)
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Anyway I'm done being serious, it doesnt suit me these days.
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You know it makes sense.
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I know.
Anyway I tried to have Berty marry me but he refused, he said that he was holding out for someone equally disabled to come along. Something about better benefits that way or something.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-15 09:42:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-15 14:41:19 BST (#)
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Anyway I'm done being serious, it doesnt suit me these days.
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You know it makes sense.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-15 09:41:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-15 09:33:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 14:16:43 BST (#)
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I was about to say something along those lines, Beano.
Chances are, if you interfered, she wouldn't thank you.
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and what if she isn't one of your stereotypical women that 'likes' to be beaten by her man and will drop all charges. BECAUSE THEY ALL DO THAT
what if they are not in fact married/boyfriend?
I think everyone is a little quick to assume that this woman is used to being in an abusive relationship and therefore doesn't really give a shit.
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I wasnt trying to say all women are like that. Just trying to say that you really shouldnt be the one to hit the bloke, as you could end up in deep shit, no matter how much sympathy the papers and public give to your cause.
I am cynical about situations such as this as I have dealt with them, and sadly most of them turned out to be yet another turn on the crappy cycle that some women find themselves in.
If you want to smack the guy at least make him throw the first punch, then you have self defense on your side.
Anyway I'm done being serious, it doesnt suit me these days.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-15 09:33:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 14:16:43 BST (#)
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I was about to say something along those lines, Beano.
Chances are, if you interfered, she wouldn't thank you.
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and what if she isn't one of your stereotypical women that 'likes' to be beaten by her man and will drop all charges. BECAUSE THEY ALL DO THAT
what if they are not in fact married/boyfriend?
I think everyone is a little quick to assume that this woman is used to being in an abusive relationship and therefore doesn't really give a shit.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 09:16:43 EDT (#)
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I was about to say something along those lines, Beano.
Chances are, if you interfered, she wouldn't thank you.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-15 09:12:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-15 08:52:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-15 07:54:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-15 07:35:34 EDT (#)
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Jeez Drogo, you are one serious bloke. All sesnsible and stuff.
You and Berty should totally get married.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-05-15 09:10:38 EDT (#)
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Check on her first,
jewelry, cash, PDA, the usual.
Then track him down, take pics of him and threaten to call the police on him. Again you should go for jewelry, cash, PDA etc. Or you can beat the living shit out of him and then take what you like.
DILEMMA
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-15 09:10:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-15 07:50:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-15 07:35:34 EDT (#)
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Go see that the woman is okay and call the police.
I thought this would be obvious.
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-05-15 09:07:00 EDT (#)
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What would I do?
Well, first I'd learn to spell the word "dilemma".
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-15 08:52:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-15 07:54:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-15 12:50:10 BST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-15 07:35:34 EDT (#)
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Go see that the woman is okay and call the police.
I thought this would be obvious.
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Not at all... I'd have thought lumping the guy was the obvious answer and THEN calling the poliss.
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Dont get me wrong. Lumping the guy would be a good call, but why exactly would you get yourself in shit. If, seeing as the situation seems to suggest some familiarity with the bloke and her, you leave him to sweat it out. See to the girl first. Call police give a good description and go around with them to find him. She could also probably give a name.
If you whale in and punch the bloke the chances are that you will get into shit for an unprovoked attack, regardless of the situation. You also fall foul of her being on his side as well maybe, despite her bleeding from her face from his punch. Then imagine the police turning up and finding both of them with bloddied faces. and both of them ganging up on you to say that you were the one who did the attack.
Sadly these days things arent always as they would seem. SO I would stick with my original answer and leave them to sort it out.
She would probably pick herself up, drop any charges and go back to him, swearing that this time he will be different.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-05-15 08:44:50 EDT (#)
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film it and send it to HBTS, so he could make a "this is spartaaaaaaa" Gif with it
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-15 08:39:21 EDT (#)
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"Three-Eight slug to the cranium. I got six, and I'm aimin em." -Ice Cube
I have a similar situation with the common garden variety Georgia White Trailer Trash. Interesting species has spread, and should be considered an invasive species, though it has become naturalized over the decades.
To eliminate the threat: Bullets, blades and fire on a 10 year continual basis, and be sure to nip the buds to eliminate new growth.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-15 08:24:15 EDT (#)
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lol@below
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-15 08:15:06 EDT (#)
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So... you're asking where you'd cum?
Hair and tits.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-15 07:56:59 EDT (#)
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I'd get his number, see if he is service for hire...never know when a bitch is gonna act up.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 07:56:27 EDT (#)
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Actually, I meant I fucking love Uber.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-15 07:54:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-15 12:50:10 BST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-15 07:35:34 EDT (#)
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Go see that the woman is okay and call the police.
I thought this would be obvious.
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Not at all... I'd have thought lumping the guy was the obvious answer and THEN calling the poliss.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 07:54:36 EDT (#)
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Sometimes, I love fucking Uber.
And I'd leave her. Any bitch silly enough to stay in an abusive relationship deserves it.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-05-15 07:52:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2008-05-15 07:39:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-15 07:34:57 EDT (#)
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at the risk of sounding like an opportunist, I think its rather obvious what you would do, and perhaps your friend too.
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Comments like that are the only things that keep me lurking here.
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Me too! It's comments like this that bring a smile to my face and make it worth getting out of bed in the morning.
Sincerely, thank you.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-15 07:50:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-15 07:35:34 EDT (#)
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Go see that the woman is okay and call the police.
I thought this would be obvious.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-15 07:50:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-15 07:34:57 EDT (#)
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at the risk of sounding like an opportunist, I think its rather obvious what you would do, and perhaps your friend too.
Submitted by Tarka (user info) at 2008-05-15 07:37:12 EDT (#)
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RRRRRRRRRRRRAPE TIME!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-15 07:49:29 EDT (#)
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If her mouth is bleeding it makes a blowjob even better. Spit-roast her and then call the Police and say she attacked you. The cops will laugh and you can all take turns on her.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2008-05-15 07:39:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-15 07:34:57 EDT (#)
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at the risk of sounding like an opportunist, I think its rather obvious what you would do, and perhaps your friend too.
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Comments like that are the only things that keep me lurking here.
Submitted by Tarka (user info) at 2008-05-15 07:37:12 EDT (#)
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RRRRRRRRRRRRAPE TIME!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-15 07:35:34 EDT (#)
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Go see that the woman is okay and call the police.
I thought this would be obvious.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-15 07:34:57 EDT (#)
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at the risk of sounding like an opportunist, I think its rather obvious what you would do, and perhaps your friend too.