TrUberSex 08 - TBD (1067 hits)
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Submitted by Hadley Tobedone (View user info) at 2008-05-15 15:36:46 EDT
So, like....anyone want to help me write this one?
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-11-10 19:59:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Once upon a time Simon met Bret. They were both ugly fuckers with tiny dicks.
"Nur..." Said Bret.
Simon didn't say anything. He just drooled and spasm'd.
And then they had sex.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-10 19:23:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-09 22:53:06 EST (#)
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Next time I hit the Party Source, I'll look for Burger for you. If anyone has it they will. Or maybe Jungle Jim's.
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Make sure it's tepid when I get there.
Submitted by elkay94 (user info) at 2008-11-07 18:05:39 EST (#)
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STFU? LAWL?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-19 22:39:32 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116824
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-19 03:03:27 EDT (#)
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gahahgha
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-16 10:23:49 EDT (#)
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I guess that's a no then. Damn it.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-16 09:06:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-16 02:09:55 CDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-05-16 05:12:35 BST (#)
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Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-05-16 09:34:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-05-15 16:22:41 EDT (#)
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last time i had sex i got pregnant :( I never fully realised how hard it was to give yourself a miscarriage before now.
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what the FUCK
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that settles it, i'm outta here
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-16 03:09:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-05-16 05:12:35 BST (#)
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Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-05-16 09:34:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-05-15 16:22:41 EDT (#)
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last time i had sex i got pregnant :( I never fully realised how hard it was to give yourself a miscarriage before now.
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what the FUCK
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-05-16 00:12:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-05-16 09:34:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-05-15 16:22:41 EDT (#)
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last time i had sex i got pregnant :( I never fully realised how hard it was to give yourself a miscarriage before now.
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what the FUCK
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-15 23:36:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-05-15 19:46:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-15 12:39:08 PDT (#)
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You shouldn't have signed up if you're a virgin.
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It just has to be embarrassing or funny..there's plenty that can qualify while you're still technically a virgin.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-15 20:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-15 19:51:48 EDT (#)
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You could have posted a story about your last solo jack-off session...it couldn't have been more than 45 minutes before you posted this.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-05-15 19:46:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-15 12:39:08 PDT (#)
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You shouldn't have signed up if you're a virgin.
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-05-15 19:34:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-05-15 16:22:41 EDT (#)
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last time i had sex i got pregnant :( I never fully realised how hard it was to give yourself a miscarriage before now.
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what the FUCK
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-15 18:44:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-05-15 16:22:41 EDT (#)
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last time i had sex i got pregnant :( I never fully realised how hard it was to give yourself a miscarriage before now.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-15 16:17:21 EDT (#)
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C'mere I wanna do stuff to you
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-15 16:13:39 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-15 16:00:46 EDT (#)
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Happy Pandas-----> http://www.geocities.com/hkhemlock/MorePictures/PandasMating.jpg
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-15 15:56:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-15 14:54:29 CDT (#)
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i was talking about sex, captain, not diarrhea
i guess the two go together in the thorns household
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only on Tuesday nights when Tubgirl gets her conjugal visit
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-15 15:56:01 EDT (#)
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There's really nothing sexier than diarrhea.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-15 15:55:39 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-05-15 15:55:09 EDT (#)
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hehe
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-15 15:54:29 EDT (#)
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i was talking about sex, captain, not diarrhea
i guess the two go together in the thorns household
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-15 15:52:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-15 14:48:58 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this one has the ring of truth
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More like a "ring of fire", really.
and it BURNS BURNS BURNS
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-15 15:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
When one little panda sticks his winkie in another little panda's ear... that's sexual harassment. That makes me a saaaad panda.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-15 15:51:07 EDT (#)
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The first party of the first panda may sue the second-party panda unless that panda was said panda aforementioned panda.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-15 15:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this one has the ring of truth
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-15 15:45:07 EDT (#)
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Lame
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-15 15:39:08 EDT (#)
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You shouldn't have signed up if you're a virgin.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-15 15:38:12 EDT (#)
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