Immature me? you can't be serious.. (212 hits)
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Submitted by "I got aroused by Molly Cyrus's back" (View user info) at 2008-05-15 17:53:00 EDT
"You guys are way the fuck immature"
I heard this yesterday at the party I held last night. Well if you call going over and jumping on James tackling him and giving him a wedgie immature then I really don't want to be right.
I don't know about you uber but I have friends for one reason. Really just one reason. I like to fuck with them. Yep, that's about it I like to fuck with my friends. I like good sports because have the fun is the reaction.
If you fuck with some of your friends and they don't react to it you basically get over it. But my buddy James always bitches. I mean all the fucking time. The guy is 21 years old and he bitches about everything we do. "Why do I always get it?", "I just feel like a little kid when you guys do that"," I don't mind it but not all the time"etc...
I have literally bent over backwards to appease this guy. He reminds of the camera man from Jackass you know the one. That fat ass with the Drew Carey glasses on. Yeah that one. The guy who never does any of the stunts or else any of the skits but if they even touch him a little bit he bitches and moans like a little fucking girl. He fucking sucks. Yeah he's over there having a cup of coffee while Steve-O is getting bit by fucking alligators and he gets pissed when they give him a little shit? It's like shut up fat ass.
But, anyways yeah that's the way my buddy James is. It's fucking annoying. He will give us fucking a code of ethics to follow when we have company over of things we can and can't do to him in front of his girlfriend and her friends. When he says these things it makes us want to do it more. I mean in all honesty I'm an immature fuck. I like that about myself. The fact that I can still be a kid with some people. James is the youngest and the fattest one so he gets the most shit. I didn't write the rules but that's the way it is.
He just needs to shut up and take it. We had a huge conversation today about the wedgie we gave him last night. I looked at him and said "Hey, buddy were fucking ball players all we do is fuck around and drink" He still didn't get it telling me he didn't like it and by the end of the conversation it was ok just not all the time.
So I have to call you to let you know I'm going to throw a beer can at you? Its complete and utter bullshit.
Listen, people all over America. Listen up. I like having friends to get away from all the red tape and serious bullshit I put up with during the day. So after I have dealt with work and school and a slew of other bullshit where I have to be an adult I fucking suck it up and act grown up. But when I'm with my friends all that shit goes out the window. I like to run around wrestle, drink, drunken debauchery, belly pats, throwing beer cans, insanity, bar hopping, bar brawling, drinking pint races, hoping and holler'n, yelling, teasing, hugging, smoking weed, and joking. That's how I like to have my life. I don't want my work life (school, work, senate etc...) bullshit to correspond with my home life (the boys, drinking, girls etc...) I like to keep it separate.
So, yeah I may be a respected guy at school. But when I'm not at school I want to be the goofy fuck I really am. I want my friends to make fun of me for watching Anime ( I love inuyasha) and my buddies to jump on me while I'm sleeping or draw on me when I pass out. I love that.
I don't want this shit where I have to be a serious faggot at work and a serious faggot at home. I don't want fake friends. You all know what I'm talking about the older lot of you.
You have all seen that guy whose best friend happens to be his' Next door Neighbor' only because they bought the same grill or else live on the same block. Or else the worst are the ones who are friends with there wife's friends husband because they are friends through the wife because he likes baseball or some bullshit.
I don't ever want to live that way. I feel you need to give people a little shit, you need to have a good sense of humor, and if you can dish it out you better be prepared to take it. That's how I am and that's how I want my friends to be.
James has known this for 3 years and if he thinks its bad now were going to embarrass the fuck out of him even more until he gets the point.
Friends are assholes. Yes they are. They get you arrested, drunk, get you in fights, get you to do dumb shit and also get you in trouble. But the other side of that coin is that they look out for you, give you hugs, protect your girlfriend if your not there, get drunk with you, get arrested with you, get fucked up and puke with you in trash bins.
I'm not ready to give in to the "fake friend" life style yet. I don't need any fucking work friends because those fuckers come and go. I like my boys. I like teasing my boys. I also plan to give James the hardest "ball tap" of his fucking life today. Just to let him know we love the kid.
Well that was my rant on immaturity. I don't know about you I like the fact of not being serious at all at home. When its work its work time. When its play its play time and that's how I live it. Let me know uber.
Well, blow me up uber!
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-16 03:38:27 EDT (#)
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No one respects 'you'.
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2008-05-16 03:37:09 EDT (#)
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So your basically saying you like having buttsecks with your fat friend? and he complains when you dont use lube? wow.... you are a jerk, at least get some lotion or something.
Submitted by VileSin (user info) at 2008-05-16 03:17:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-15 21:33:48 PDT (#)
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How many of your posts must I -2 before you're off my front page?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-05-16 01:27:57 EDT (#)
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don't know about you uber but I have friends for one reason. Really just one reason. I like to fuck them. Yep, that's about it I like to fuck my friends.
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DUDE, wtf?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-16 01:04:59 EDT (#)
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keep on keeping on meth-- I mean Perkman. Your posts a fresh breeze through the clear mountain air.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-05-16 00:44:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-15 21:33:48 PDT (#)
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How many of your posts must I -2 before you're off my front page?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-16 00:37:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-15 21:33:48 PDT (#)
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How many of your posts must I -2 before you're off my front page?