Immature me? you can't be serious.. (386 hits)
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Submitted by "I got aroused by Molly Cyrus's back" (View user info) at 2008-05-15 17:53:03 EDT
"You guys are way the fuck immature"
I heard this yesterday at the party I held last night. Well if you call going over and jumping on James tackling him and giving him a wedgie immature then I really don't want to be right.
I don't know about you uber but I have friends for one reason. Really just one reason. I like to fuck with them. Yep, that's about it I like to fuck with my friends. I like good sports because have the fun is the reaction.
If you fuck with some of your friends and they don't react to it you basically get over it. But my buddy James always bitches. I mean all the fucking time. The guy is 21 years old and he bitches about everything we do. "Why do I always get it?", "I just feel like a little kid when you guys do that"," I don't mind it but not all the time"etc...
I have literally bent over backwards to appease this guy. He reminds of the camera man from Jackass you know the one. That fat ass with the Drew Carey glasses on. Yeah that one. The guy who never does any of the stunts or else any of the skits but if they even touch him a little bit he bitches and moans like a little fucking girl. He fucking sucks. Yeah he's over there having a cup of coffee while Steve-O is getting bit by fucking alligators and he gets pissed when they give him a little shit? It's like shut up fat ass.
But, anyways yeah that's the way my buddy James is. It's fucking annoying. He will give us fucking a code of ethics to follow when we have company over of things we can and can't do to him in front of his girlfriend and her friends. When he says these things it makes us want to do it more. I mean in all honesty I'm an immature fuck. I like that about myself. The fact that I can still be a kid with some people. James is the youngest and the fattest one so he gets the most shit. I didn't write the rules but that's the way it is.
He just needs to shut up and take it. We had a huge conversation today about the wedgie we gave him last night. I looked at him and said "Hey, buddy were fucking ball players all we do is fuck around and drink" He still didn't get it telling me he didn't like it and by the end of the conversation it was ok just not all the time.
So I have to call you to let you know I'm going to throw a beer can at you? Its complete and utter bullshit.
Listen, people all over America. Listen up. I like having friends to get away from all the red tape and serious bullshit I put up with during the day. So after I have dealt with work and school and a slew of other bullshit where I have to be an adult I fucking suck it up and act grown up. But when I'm with my friends all that shit goes out the window. I like to run around wrestle, drink, drunken debauchery, belly pats, throwing beer cans, insanity, bar hopping, bar brawling, drinking pint races, hoping and holler'n, yelling, teasing, hugging, smoking weed, and joking. That's how I like to have my life. I don't want my work life (school, work, senate etc...) bullshit to correspond with my home life (the boys, drinking, girls etc...) I like to keep it separate.
So, yeah I may be a respected guy at school. But when I'm not at school I want to be the goofy fuck I really am. I want my friends to make fun of me for watching Anime ( I love inuyasha) and my buddies to jump on me while I'm sleeping or draw on me when I pass out. I love that.
I don't want this shit where I have to be a serious faggot at work and a serious faggot at home. I don't want fake friends. You all know what I'm talking about the older lot of you.
You have all seen that guy whose best friend happens to be his' Next door Neighbor' only because they bought the same grill or else live on the same block. Or else the worst are the ones who are friends with there wife's friends husband because they are friends through the wife because he likes baseball or some bullshit.
I don't ever want to live that way. I feel you need to give people a little shit, you need to have a good sense of humor, and if you can dish it out you better be prepared to take it. That's how I am and that's how I want my friends to be.
James has known this for 3 years and if he thinks its bad now were going to embarrass the fuck out of him even more until he gets the point.
Friends are assholes. Yes they are. They get you arrested, drunk, get you in fights, get you to do dumb shit and also get you in trouble. But the other side of that coin is that they look out for you, give you hugs, protect your girlfriend if your not there, get drunk with you, get arrested with you, get fucked up and puke with you in trash bins.
I'm not ready to give in to the "fake friend" life style yet. I don't need any fucking work friends because those fuckers come and go. I like my boys. I like teasing my boys. I also plan to give James the hardest "ball tap" of his fucking life today. Just to let him know we love the kid.
Well that was my rant on immaturity. I don't know about you I like the fact of not being serious at all at home. When its work its work time. When its play its play time and that's how I live it. Let me know uber.
Well, blow me up uber!
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-16 05:28:00 EDT (#)
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I think we should all make love.
Sweet, sweet love.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-16 00:33:48 EDT (#)
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How many of your posts must I -2 before you're off my front page?
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-15 21:12:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-15 19:36:25 EDT (#)
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Ltap- Bullshit, You run around this site with you're fucking elitism. Wow you're so fucking enlightened Ltap you realized were all going to die. So what is the point of striving for anything better? Have fun and do drugs.
You're apathy is what is the death of the western world. You and your ilk and you're bullshit. You have no talents or anything of that nature so you reject and try to minimize what others have done in some super intellectual thought to justify you being worthless and doing nothing. You're a cunt Ltap plain and simple.
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The fact that you use "you're" instead of "your" consistently outweighs anything you can possibly say.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-05-15 20:10:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-15 19:54:48 EDT (#)
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KNOCK IT OFF METHOD.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-15 19:36:25 EDT (#)
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Ltap- Bullshit, You run around this site with you're fucking elitism. Wow you're so fucking enlightened Ltap you realized were all going to die. So what is the point of striving for anything better? Have fun and do drugs.
You're apathy is what is the death of the western world. You and your ilk and you're bullshit. You have no talents or anything of that nature so you reject and try to minimize what others have done in some super intellectual thought to justify you being worthless and doing nothing. You're a cunt Ltap plain and simple.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-15 19:31:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-15 18:58:22 EDT (#)
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ltap - how are you different from perkman?
You always struck me as a whiny dick with delusions of importance too.
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I don't think that I'm better than anyone.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-15 19:13:45 EDT (#)
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you're about as real as Danger_ranger
*narrows eyes*
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-15 19:13:04 EDT (#)
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umm I'm a real boy!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-15 19:09:02 EDT (#)
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fair point
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-15 19:08:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-15 18:58:22 EDT (#)
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ltap - how are you different from perkman?
You always struck me as a whiny dick with delusions of importance too.
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The difference is that Ltap is real.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-15 19:00:41 EDT (#)
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jesus, i just actually read this.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-15 18:58:22 EDT (#)
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ltap - how are you different from perkman?
You always struck me as a whiny dick with delusions of importance too.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-15 18:58:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-15 17:04:00 CDT (#)
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Apollo I would literally waste you. I have been playing rugby since I was fucking 15. I play on a rec team now you douche.
Bollocks. You only get pissed at the shit I write because you got beat up by someone like me. I teased you. I hurt you in some way. Kids like me. I mean you have a fucking football head.
at the risk of sounding like you I always played for the good teams, school, local, winning teams in Liverpool. That didn't make me a bully like you though.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-15 18:55:12 EDT (#)
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After reading some of the other reviews, I hope you realize that women think you're an asshole and your friends probably don't like you much. You look down on people you think are inferior to you. Having fun with your friends involves a few jokes and shit, but someone like you doesn't even understand the idea of friends since he can't see anyone as an equal.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-15 18:51:57 EDT (#)
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What really gets me is how you think that all of this fucking matters. I'm guessing you're a christian and think that if you're good a Hebrew zombie who was his own father will let you into a place with clouds and people with wings? Grow up, no matter what you do in life it doesn't matter in the long run. The reality is that it's better to enjoy life instead of working and working for no purpose and waste your life working.
Before you were a minor annoyance, but your stupidity, your rich kid perspective on life, your arrogant way of talking, even your fucking name all make me feel nothing but hate. I hope you get a STD from some orangeskin whore you fuck, then break a leg and get addicted to the painkillers and die in your 20s.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-05-15 18:48:00 EDT (#)
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haahahahaaah
comedy gold
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-15 18:47:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-15 17:59:18 EDT (#)
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Apollo you think I'm a bully? well being a bully is in the eyes of the one being bullied. What if I just liked to fuck with my friends? is that being a bully? I mean if the kid is my bestfriend? I sense you got the bollocks kicked out of you in grade school. I mean with a fucking football head like that I would have spotted your fat body and huge head from a mile away.
I know you hate me apollo because someone like me bullied and through your fat ass in a trash bin or else stuck your head in the lou huh?
Sucks to be you football head!
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I WAS a bully in school and PerkMan, you actually aren't one. You have an inferiority complex so you try to pretend you're "better". In reality, you're a wimp who hasn't thrown a decent punch in his life yet likes to pretend he's "da man".
I grew up in a lower-class background, where tough kids don't call you names and pinch you or whatever the fuck rich kids do, they just kick the shit out of you. You grew up in a rich, upper-class namby-pamby fancy school where if someone called you a dork you'd think it was the most terrible insult ever.
You're a fucking child and you need to grow up.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-15 18:40:40 EDT (#)
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I thought you had left?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-15 18:37:39 EDT (#)
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there you go.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-15 18:36:37 EDT (#)
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perkman, that could have been a whole other post. you're wasting your gold arguing with these swine.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-15 18:36:22 EDT (#)
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You know what linus I'm going to make a post about this. Hold on.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-15 18:32:58 EDT (#)
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clever linus, clever as always.
But yeah you are right. Were coming to the end "gulp" of our friendship. I mean I'm going to some Public Ivy and my buddy James is just fucking sitting there coasting by. Thats why we fight so damn much. That is one of the reasons.
I work my ass off and do work, school, friends, girlfriend etc..
He just sits there and bitchs, moans, and whines his way into everything. He gets horrible grades if he even completes the class but his dad just pays. I mean for everything. He has only had a job that I have seen for a good month and he quit because he had to "walk up stairs" I dont quite understand why I'm friends with the kid despite the fact that he is loyal and I can count on him for a lot of shit. But other than that he's not too funny and hes always trying to be cool. he never earns anything and he bitches for the same respect as someone who is actually busting there ass. I mean Sometimes I feel his only use is for me to at least get some form of entertainment from him by teasing him, or hitting him in the balls etc.. its like at least bring something to the fucking table. He always bitchs about me and I think I'm the shit. I never said those things but he always brings it up so I'm like whatever.
It's our last 3 weeks in this fucking place before we all disperse. He would rather hang out with this girlfriend when we have been his friend for 3 years. He's known her for 7 months. We are leaving this fucking state to go to school never to return. She is from here. He would rather hang out with her. He hung out last night only because she insisted on being with her "friends" when they went bowling last night. Thats the only reason he hung out because he had "Nothing else" to do and that is what really pisses me off. I mean what the fuck? were your second string to your dumb girlfriend and her loser friends you pussy?
I mean 3 years for what? I mean I feel like I wasted my time here. Were both heading towards differnt worlds and the friendship won't last so I figure I might as well get a few laughs off the chubby fuck while hes here. So thats why we fuck with him. Were pissed about him ditching for 7 months, when he does kick it he bitches, and we are pissed that its our last semester and we never did anything we all talked about. Like the camping trip, or the Tattoo, or the road trip he just threw it all away for pussy. So fuck it. I'm going to ball tap the shit out of him and grab a titty and just keep fucking around while a can and he's going to fucking take it.
Well thats why were in the state were in. Linus its fucked up huh? I know you all have been through this with a close friend.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-15 18:24:20 EDT (#)
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Basically, you're a dick and your friend is a pussy.
So, you should drop him and hang around a bunch of other dicks and he'll go find new pussy friends.
Frankly, I like the pussies myself.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you like dicks, while I like pussies.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-15 18:23:42 EDT (#)
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jesus christ I think I hate you
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-15 18:23:30 EDT (#)
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i thought it was great... your finest work
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-15 18:21:22 EDT (#)
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Beeltea what do you think about the post? I would really like to know.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-15 18:20:27 EDT (#)
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wow... my review below sounded like it was written by perkman
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-15 18:19:40 EDT (#)
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honestly redlikeskies they do say that. Sometimes but its followed by "once you get to know him hes the best friend you can ever have."
Its not that I'm an asshole. I just like to tease and fuck with my friends a bit because they are getting a loyal person that will do anything for anyone. I just like to get something out of the deal.
But I guess I'm a dick could be worse I could be a pussy.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-15 18:16:59 EDT (#)
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well, horrible but again but I'm convinced you're an alter anyway
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-15 18:15:24 EDT (#)
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Better written than your other stuff.
Still utterly utterly shit.
You sound like a dickhead. I don't mean a fun but edgy person, I mean a plain and simple dickhead.
'yeah, there's Perkman, he's a complete dick' That's what they say about you.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-15 18:05:05 EDT (#)
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Anyone actually want to comment on the rant? tell me what you think.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-15 18:04:00 EDT (#)
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Apollo I would literally waste you. I have been playing rugby since I was fucking 15. I play on a rec team now you douche.
Bollocks. You only get pissed at the shit I write because you got beat up by someone like me. I teased you. I hurt you in some way. Kids like me. I mean you have a fucking football head.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-15 18:03:57 EDT (#)
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I want to keep this around the fights are always adorable.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-15 18:01:20 EDT (#)
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hahahaahah
you poor deluded fool
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-15 17:59:18 EDT (#)
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Apollo you think I'm a bully? well being a bully is in the eyes of the one being bullied. What if I just liked to fuck with my friends? is that being a bully? I mean if the kid is my bestfriend? I sense you got the bollocks kicked out of you in grade school. I mean with a fucking football head like that I would have spotted your fat body and huge head from a mile away.
I know you hate me apollo because someone like me bullied and through your fat ass in a trash bin or else stuck your head in the lou huh?
Sucks to be you football head!
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-15 17:57:05 EDT (#)
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Your life is terribly fucking boring.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-15 17:57:02 EDT (#)
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i'd kick the shit out of you - rich kid bully
you'd have lasted 10 seconds in my school
Submitted by VileSin (user info) at 2008-05-15 17:56:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-15 17:55:42 EDT (#)
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