TrUberSex 2008, Round Uno (586 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.33 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Lostnphound (View user info) at 2008-05-16 02:54:06 EDT
Welcome to the suck. I have dedication, Gawdammit!!! It's 2:30am EST and I'm to be at work at 8am. Will I be there? No, Sir. I've already called in late. See how important you are to me, Uber?
It's all a lie, really. I'm fucking polluted with hops and water(Miller Lite) and can't seem to make the room stop spinning. I type rather well for a drunk. Consider me a professional.
Let's hope I am able to present the below information correctly.
Our TrUberSex 2008 participant entries are to be found below. Please read and rate accordingly. Voting closes Sunday at midnight, EST.
Enjoy, and if you don't, go smoke pole.
I thank you.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116677
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116688
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116726
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116730
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116740
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116741
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116752
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116759 - O'Tron is late, but I'll take it.
"I think vests are all about protection. Like the life vest protects you from drowning. And the bullet proof best protects you from getting shot. And the sweater vest protects you from pretty girls."
User Reviews
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-16 10:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
there was a deadline?
nobody ever told me about that. i wrote my post this morning. what the fuck am i supposed to do with the thing now?
i hate you contest organizer man.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-16 09:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-16 09:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
miller light. shiiieet. drinking miller light is like having sex in a canoe. fucking pretty close to water.
i do however support and endorse contest such as these since this has generated some interesting and entertaining things for me to read.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-16 09:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that's not beer.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-16 08:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You forgot mine, Drunky.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-16 07:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA Thanks FJ- I wasn't going for sexy but I'll take it!
lost you said O's was late- your deadline was midnight last night, his was plenty on time, sir.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-16 06:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Saccy's is definitely the sexiest.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-05-16 03:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Barron must win!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-16 03:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wohoo!
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-16 03:13:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-16 03:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hitwhore, you whore! :) TheBarron ftw!
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I don't hit whores...well, as long as they don't over charge. I mean, nasty pussy is nasty pussy, am I right?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-16 03:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hitwhore, you whore! :) TheBarron ftw!
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-16 03:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-16 03:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You haven't even taken part? You are doing this for hits, you whore!! :)
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By "whore" I'm assuming you mean delectably handsome sloth...correct?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-16 03:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You haven't even taken part? You are doing this for hits, you whore!! :)
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-16 02:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
clearly, it took me a half hour to pull this shit together...thanks to beer.