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Submitted by AJ <uberaj.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-05-16 12:45:55 EDT


My ad rep for the local classic rock station just called me. They have a weekly guest DJ spot that airs Sundays from 5-6 PM Central. Their guest DJ bailed on them, so I'm heading down there in about a half hour to record the segment.

I need requests for classic rock songs, or sound bytes you'd like to hear me say. I've only got about a half hour so hurry your asses up. Or if you're an A-list Ubersite celebrity like Bart or Jeanneee you can text me or phone in your requests. I need about ten songs. I'll get the ball Rick Rolling.

1) Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley

GO!

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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-05-20 08:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I totally missed this.

Having a life sucks...I have no time to waste on Uber anymore.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-19 22:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/116824

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-05-18 02:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I like "Take a Dump on my Chest" by The Pervs




DON'T LOOK IT UP, IT'S NOT REAL

Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-05-16 23:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I think someone already made a playlist with this song on it. It ended up here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp_wIZ1kVVg

Shittiest Mixtape Boombox Blast



Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-16 16:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

so, no "whichever DJ plays this song is a raging homo" huh?

another set list i didn't make.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-16 16:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Final track list in order.

ELO- Fire on High
Gordon Lightfoot- Sundown
Lou Reed- Take a Walk on the Wild Side
The Clash- Train in Vain
Jefferson Airplane- Somebody to Love
Rush- Limelight
Iggy Pop- Passenger (this was the only Iggy song they had)
Yes- I've Seen All Good People
Led Zeppelin- Bron Y'Aur Stomp
Big Brother and the Holding Company- Piece of My Heart
Crosby, Stills, and Nash- Suite Judy Blue Eyes

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The selection wasn't the best. I tried to see if they had Tractor Rape Chain by Guided by Voices- no dice.

If I ever do it again apparently they can get almost any song if they know a few days ahead. This was really spur of the moment, though. I'm still hungover, too. =(

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I MOURN FOR THE WHOLE OF IOWA.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

try "whichever DJ plays this song is a raging homo" by your mom

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, apparently I missed the boat on this one. I hope to God you're playing lots and lots of Journey.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

lol @ the below.

get me on the phone - scouse accent, i'll pretend to be ringo.




Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Play the Beatle's 'Hey Jude' and follow up by relating the little-known fact that, were it not for Ringo's insistance on the title change, 'Hey Juden' would have been an enormous hit in Hamburg.

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you HAVE to work the word 'rape' in somehow.

nirvana?




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Strapping Young Lad has a song called 'Rape Song'.

Good stuff.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you HAVE to work the word 'rape' in somehow.

nirvana?





Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Otis Redding, The Yardbirds, Chuck Berry! yeeeeah.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The Clampdown- On the list. Or Lost in the Supermarket. I'll see what they have.

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Ha, I just noticed that, AJ.

How about anything by The Clash?

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Cold shot - stevie ray vaughn

"Once I got arrested for the harassment of owls"

Dazed and Confused - Led Zeppelin

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's already on Ubersite a bunch of times.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"So What" by Metallica

"Images and Words" by Dream Theater

"Fly By Night" by Rush

"Anybody Out There/Comfortably Numb" by The Ubernauts

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

giving out that number was a terrible idea.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

These are great. I asked if I could bring my own music and play the Walkmen or My Morning Jacket- No dice. =(

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Got my first text request. Sundown by Gordon Lightfoot- on the page.

I'll probably regret this, but I'm now boarding all rows, all passengers for text requests. 319-270-0059

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Manic Monday" by The Bangles

"Sexual Healing" by Marvin Gaye

"McDonald's Girl" by BareNaked Ladies

"Humpty Dance" by Digital Underground

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCK YOU IF OUR SUGGESTIONS ARE NOT ENUFF

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

White Light, White Heat!!!!

Lou Reed is the shit.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WHERE ARE THE REST OF YOU ASSHOLES??? I HAVE TO LEAVE SOON!

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh yeah, I forgot the link to the site-

http://www.thefox.net

Terrible website layout, but you can listen to it live online.

Fire on High- hell yes.

I'm also thinking of doing some Velvet Underground.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Might as well do "Iron Man" what with the movie out and all.

And my personal favorite..."Baby I'm a Want You" by Bread.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Any song by The Smiths

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-16 12:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Or... Instant Karma - Lennon, Steet Fifgting Man - Stones, ANY Pink Floyd Tack, All the young Dudes - Mottle the Hoople.

But then, take this opportunity to play some Charliwe Musselwhite, Jimmy Witherspoon, Wyonie Harris, Big Joe Williams or some Fat's Domino. BREAK THE MOULD MAN !



Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-16 12:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Pride and Joy - Stevie Ray Vaugn

Crossroads - Clapton

Bad Company - Bad Company

Locomotive Breath - Jethro Tull

Paranoid - Sabbath

The Trooper - Iron Maiden

Turn The Page - Bob Seger

Paint It Black - Rolling Stones

You Really Got Me - The Kinks

Fire On High - Electric Light Orchestra


Good Luck.

Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2008-05-16 12:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Dreamweaver" by Gary Wright

Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-05-16 12:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Androgynous - The Replacements
Down On The Street - The Stooges
Rocks Off - The Rolling Stones
Teenage Head - The Flamin' Groovies


Classic Rock is lame.

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-16 12:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Zeppelin - When The Levee Breaks

DO IT

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-16 12:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yea just play any of the nooge's anal bum covers in their entirety.

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-16 12:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ted Nugent - Stranglehold

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-05-16 12:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The Beatles- Mother Nature's Son



Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-16 12:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

damn my fucking keyboard.

Squeeze.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-16 12:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My Girlfriend's Dead - The Vandals.

Classic.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-16 12:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Up the Junction - Sqeeze

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-16 12:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/109402

that song


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