Booze VS. Booze (1776 hits)
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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2008-05-16 13:14:48 EDT
It's Friday, Bitches! Vote on your favorite and tell the other guy why his opinion is shit...
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-21 10:23:08 EDT (#)
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crazy below.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2008-05-20 16:16:54 EDT (#)
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And honestly absinthe was the only liquer I ever really felt amazed by so bring that up next time. No it doesn't do all that crazy J. Depp, seeing shit crap the high school kids think, it just really has a romantic taste to it.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2008-05-20 16:07:43 EDT (#)
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Captain and Jager beat all the rest.... But Tang 10 should have been there over Bombay.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-05-20 12:12:18 EDT (#)
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Cheap booze is the best booze! My big goal in life is to get super rich by making a liquor from the fermeanted liquid I gather from a virgin after she's made to orgasm.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-20 09:10:39 EDT (#)
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I don't like liquor. I dont' like to get "sloppy, pissing your pants, and then smearing shit all over the walls of your best friend's apartment" drunk.
I'll stick with beer thank you very much, but for the record, Absolut all the way.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-19 22:37:18 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116824
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-05-19 15:00:25 EDT (#)
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oooh, this is a hard one, it requires deep thought and meditaion....
I'm gonna go with milk. I win.
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2008-05-18 12:31:44 EDT (#)
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I ran a triathlon this morning, and all of these look good right now. Even the gin.
(Okay, maybe not the gin.)
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-05-18 03:59:58 EDT (#)
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FW: [SPAM IRONPORT]Hartman möchte Sie ins Casino einladen!
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-05-18 03:57:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-17 12:12:36 EDT (#)
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I vote this as the biggest "what the fuck are you talking about" review of the year. I mean come on, I can spout nonsensical names and shit in a review too! Oh and Jack Daniels is the life blood that fuels my being.
Come visit Germany and I'll buy you a round;-)
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-17 21:49:00 EDT (#)
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absolut has more CLEVER marketing, but I'd say smirnoff gets the nod for better as it's the best selling vodka by far worldwide. As for the rest, I dont drink rum, Jameson over jack, BS over tanq, patron over that particular version of cuervo, and Jaeger.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-05-17 20:03:49 EDT (#)
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Absolut, Captain Morgan, Dewars, Jameson, Bombay Sapphire, Jose Cuervo, JAGER BOMBS.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:26:25 EDT (#)
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I love all the sophist idiots who came on this thread to talk about the most obscure liquor they could think of. Ever been to a wine tasting? Yeah, exactly. Just point me to the boone's farm table and I'll have a better time than any of you.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-17 12:12:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-05-17 03:08:57 EDT (#)
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1- Gorbatschow
2- Bundaberg
3- aberlour a'bunadh
4- bushmills malt and JD single barrel
5- beafeater
6- none
7- Jäger is a digestive herb flavored liqueur and Black Haus is an "Obstler" or fruit based spirit.
Where I'm living we drink Blutwurz after dinner, look it up.
Spirit would be a Williams (Christ Pear)
There no apéritifs mentioned in your battles, I'd add Pastis 51 to the list over Pernod.
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I vote this as the biggest "what the fuck are you talking about" review of the year. I mean come on, I can spout nonsensical names and shit in a review too! Oh and Jack Daniels is the life blood that fuels my being.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-17 12:00:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:53:04 PDT (#)
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People that seriously care about this sort of thing are proof that the Western world is a sedentary mass of spoilt, wasted potential.
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Well, I suppose you could write an enlightening article on the subject, but we would all be too busy being drunk and therefore significantly cooler than you to read it.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-05-17 03:08:57 EDT (#)
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1- Gorbatschow
2- Bundaberg
3- aberlour a'bunadh
4- bushmills malt and JD single barrel
5- beafeater
6- none
7- Jäger is a digestive herb flavored liqueur and Black Haus is an "Obstler" or fruit based spirit.
Where I'm living we drink Blutwurz after dinner, look it up.
Spirit would be a Williams (Christ Pear)
There no apéritifs mentioned in your battles, I'd add Pastis 51 to the list over Pernod.
Santé, Prost, Cheers and Proost
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-17 00:51:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-16 23:43:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-16 21:53:04 EDT (#)
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People that seriously care about this sort of thing are proof that the Western world is a sedentary mass of spoilt, wasted potential.
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nobody except for people who work for the booze companies seriously care about these results.
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im taking this comment back after reading the rest of the thread.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2008-05-17 00:46:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-17 00:05:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2008-05-16 17:16:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:17:28 EDT (#)
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I did a shot of rum, once. It was also the last time I did it.
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Once I did many shots of Bacardi 151. That was also the last time I ever drank rum.
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A couple years ago this kid I knew kept setting shots of 151 on fire before he took them. on about the 8th or 9th shot, the fumes were so heavy on his breath that when he went to blow a shot out, he breathed fire. it was one of the coolest things i ever saw, and absolutely hilarious. you couldnt pay me to drink that stuff.
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Hahahahaha. I WISH I had done that! Alas. Fire frightens me. :( That kid though, is my hero.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-17 00:37:30 EDT (#)
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Old Crow. That's the only hard stuff on my shelf.
Oh, and http://www.ubersite.com/m/116779#2713363
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-05-17 00:20:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-16 10:42:27 PDT (#)
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I bit my cheek and now it won't stop bleeding
how can you people think of alcohol at a time like this?!
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She's right, all you insensitive pricks.
The flight from Los Angeles to San Francisco area is just over an hour. The drive, a tad longer. I'm flying there next week on the wings of my dead parakeet.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-17 00:11:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-16 23:40:08 EDT (#)
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goldschlager is better than either of those. a good shot is if you combine goldschlager, jaeger, rumpleminze.
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Aaaah...jager and rumpelminze=my 21st birthday. I...haven't had the combination since.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-17 00:05:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2008-05-16 17:16:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:17:28 EDT (#)
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I did a shot of rum, once. It was also the last time I did it.
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Once I did many shots of Bacardi 151. That was also the last time I ever drank rum.
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A couple years ago this kid I knew kept setting shots of 151 on fire before he took them. on about the 8th or 9th shot, the fumes were so heavy on his breath that when he went to blow a shot out, he breathed fire. it was one of the coolest things i ever saw, and absolutely hilarious. you couldnt pay me to drink that stuff.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-16 23:43:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-16 21:53:04 EDT (#)
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People that seriously care about this sort of thing are proof that the Western world is a sedentary mass of spoilt, wasted potential.
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nobody except for people who work for the booze companies seriously care about these results.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-16 23:40:08 EDT (#)
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belvedere
bacardi (by default...i almost killed myself with captain once and havent been able to drink it since.)
glenlivet
jack (on the rocks)
sapphire
i'm a tequila amateur, so anything really.
goldschlager is better than either of those. a good shot is if you combine goldschlager, jaeger, rumpleminze.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-16 23:11:01 EDT (#)
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For your list, Absolut. For my own preferences, Grey Goose.
For your list, Bacardi Gold. For my own preferences, Bacardi Superior.
For your list, Glenlivet. For my preferences, Macallan.
Neither
Sapphire for your list. Beefeater for me.
Patron for your list. Nothing for me. I hate tequilla.
Jaegermeister for the win.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-16 21:53:04 EDT (#)
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People that seriously care about this sort of thing are proof that the Western world is a sedentary mass of spoilt, wasted potential.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-16 21:42:37 EDT (#)
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No bourbon or brandy?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-16 21:10:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:09:38 EDT (#)
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Stupid.
Just drink some good beer. People who give a shit about kinds of liquor are dumb.
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Why don't you just SHUT UP, you brainless fuck. I mean it. Just stfu.
You whine about the writing abilities of others, and you have NONE!!!
Dumb fuckhole.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-05-16 19:59:39 EDT (#)
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Anyone who chooses Jameson over Jack deserves to be kicked in the balls/ovaries.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-16 19:49:51 EDT (#)
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hey, pussy I drink shots of both Bacardi and Capt Mo' did it last night.
Put your balls on the table next time pansy.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:43:57 EDT (#)
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Smirnoff
Capt
Scotch? I dunno.
Jack
Bombay Sapphire
Cuervo, I guess.
Jager.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:09:38 EDT (#)
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Stupid.
Just drink some good beer. People who give a shit about kinds of liquor are dumb.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-16 17:24:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-16 17:20:59 EDT (#)
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I only drink bourbon (any kind), Jack Daniels, Jagar, and beer. Occasionally vodka, but not often.
There is no point to this review, really.
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Ven you trink wodka, you womit.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-16 17:20:59 EDT (#)
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I only drink bourbon (any kind), Jack Daniels, Jagar, and beer. Occasionally vodka, but not often.
There is no point to this review, really.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2008-05-16 17:16:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:17:28 EDT (#)
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I did a shot of rum, once. It was also the last time I did it.
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Once I did many shots of Bacardi 151. That was also the last time I ever drank rum.
p.s. Grey Goose wins the vodka round even though it's not listed.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-05-16 17:03:38 EDT (#)
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Mmmmm, Jaegermeister. Maybe I should pick up a bottle of that before the weekend starts!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-16 17:00:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-16 16:29:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:31:19 EDT (#)
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Ice 101
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I like peppermint schnapps though people think I'm crazy. I picked up my first bottle of Ice 101 a few weeks ago, and was doing a pre-game shot the other night and decided on that. I'd underestimated the syrupyness of it when it wasn't chilled enough- that shot was ROUGH.
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Try Dr. McGuillicudy's (sp?) Menthol-mint schnapps. 100 proof.
The best Irish is Tullamore Dew.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-05-16 16:55:22 EDT (#)
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hennessy the 2500 dollar shit they had in canada that one time
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-05-16 16:50:48 EDT (#)
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wow shit vs shit on almost every front
come at me with some real liquor
vodka russian standard
rum is all shit
walker for scotch
jameson is the shit
gin is gin fuck'n all tastes the same
i'll give ya patron
and the jag is bad, it causes me too be stupid
fuck'n candy liquor
booze there has never been a booze post +2
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-05-16 16:46:42 EDT (#)
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-Stoli
-Bacardi
-Neither --- Dalwhinnie 15
-Jameson
-Bombay - love it.
-Patron is ok, Don Julio is better
-Both shite and I won't drink them.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-16 16:45:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-16 20:52:12 BST (#)
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Smirnoff
Bacardi
Glenlivet
Jameson
Bombay
Patron
Jager
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Seconded
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-16 16:29:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:31:19 EDT (#)
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Ice 101
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I like peppermint schnapps though people think I'm crazy. I picked up my first bottle of Ice 101 a few weeks ago, and was doing a pre-game shot the other night and decided on that. I'd underestimated the syrupyness of it when it wasn't chilled enough- that shot was ROUGH.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-16 16:05:27 EDT (#)
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I really only care to say that I much prefer JD to Jameson. I'm not saying it's better. It's just makes me do really stupid shit, which is fun.
And it's better.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-05-16 16:00:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:42:48 EDT (#)
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Man, I just discovered Mojitos last week. They are so good.
When I went to TJ there was this tent set up in the middle of the road with all this tequila in it. I guess all the makers go down there and give free samples away, trying to sell their stuff.
I ended up buying a fifth of Herencia de la Plato tequila... omg it was so good.
http://www.novusvinum.com/spirits/tequila/features/herencia_de_plata.html
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Heh. the Anejo is described as having "a stong supple entry and a spicy finish"
I think I dated this tequila back in college.
It _was_ pretty good, but didn't swallow as I recall.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:52:12 EDT (#)
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Smirnoff
Bacardi
Glenlivet
Jameson
Bombay
Patron
Jager
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:42:48 EDT (#)
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Man, I just discovered Mojitos last week. They are so good.
When I went to TJ there was this tent set up in the middle of the road with all this tequila in it. I guess all the makers go down there and give free samples away, trying to sell their stuff.
Some of it was terrible. I tried Cabo Wabo, thinking "wowowowowowwww!" because I've never had it, even though everyone always talks about it. It was mediocre compared with some of the other stuff. I ended up buying a fifth of Herencia de la Plato tequila... omg it was so good.
http://www.novusvinum.com/spirits/tequila/features/herencia_de_plata.html
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:31:19 EDT (#)
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Gray Goose or Belvadere
I hate rum
Glenlivit
Tullamore Dew
Bombay all the way
Drank a bottle of Patron while playing cards on a Monday night and remember again why I hate tequila
Ice 101
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:29:49 EDT (#)
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mythbusters did the elevator thing.
yer still dead
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:26:52 EDT (#)
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I agree - its bunk.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:24:48 EDT (#)
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wait so you're telling me that even if i time my jump correctly in a falling elevator my life won't be saved?
i don't buy it
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:23:06 EDT (#)
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All of the gin that has ever been bought and consumed has been by my roommate. His flask smells like it was carved out of a Christmas tree.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:12:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:00:23 EDT (#)
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Yozz thinks one kind of ethanol has different physiological affects than another kind of ethanol.
he also thinks the moon is made of green cheese and that a person can save himself in a plummeting elevator if he jumps right before impact.
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OK - I've decided to respond in a serious fashion to your point - which was funny, by the way - I lolled. I am not suggesting that the ALCOHOL in Jose (or any other flavor of booze) causes the headache. I am suggesting that what gives you the headache is ALL OF THE OTHER SHIT that they put in it to make it taste and look like the booze its supposed to be. Have you ever seen an ingredients list on a bottle of booze sold in the US? Other than the "Proof", 100% agave or similar items you wont find it. The United States Food & Drug Administration does not require them. SO THEY CAN PUT FUCK ALL in the bottle.
All that I am saying is, through experience, I can tell when something has been adulterated enough so that it will make you ill.
~fin~
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:04:34 EDT (#)
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*complicated hand gestures that signifies "we're good"*
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:03:20 EDT (#)
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sorry yOzz
I was excited
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:03:02 EDT (#)
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It's Yozz. Or if you are not into the who brevity thing - The Writer Formerly Known as Yozz.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:02:07 EDT (#)
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THANK GOD FOR YAZZ
finaly someone that understands that Jose is just tequila flavored rubbing alcohol.
Do you have to explain to people that mezcal =/= tequila and there is NO worm in a Tequila bottle?
Man I hate that.
100% Blue Agave or GTFO
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:01:41 EDT (#)
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True
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:00:23 EDT (#)
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Yozz thinks one kind of ethanol has different physiological affects than another kind of ethanol.
he also thinks the moon is made of green cheese and that a person can save himself in a plummeting elevator if he jumps right before impact.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:54:40 EDT (#)
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I do shots of both rums
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:54:29 EDT (#)
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i do not drink vodka after the incident...... 12 years ago
i don't mind rum but don't drink much of it.
I know and enjoy glenlivet quite a lot.
i like both of these and they both have thier place.
i do not have a use for gin
Tequilla is horrible horrible stuff. but cazedores is not too bad. expensive but less ass taste and smooth as hell.
Jagger is delicious and should be in the beer cooler on all fishing trips. Apply as necessary, from the bottle, throughout the day.
i do not give one fuck for spelling today so fuck off.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:49:50 EDT (#)
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Jesus H. Fucking Christ - If I have to go through this ONE MORE time with you people, I am going to .....
*Yozz composes himself*
Ok, look. Jose Cuervo is NOT tequila. It has SOME TEQUILA IN IT, but it is mostly grain alcohol and food coloring.
Tequila is 100% Agave. If it doesn't say "100% Agave" on the bottle - it ISN'T. Therefore, it ISN'T TEQUILA.
So, KK - your "Tequila Round" is really a one-man playoff. I prefer Patron silver to the Anejo, but hey, its all good.
Remember kids, drinking Jose will give you a headache. Drinking Patron will not.
P.S. Grey Goose would pwn the Vodka Round.
*smooch*
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:22:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 11:00:38 PDT (#)
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And speaking of, GC - when are you supposed to be coming up? I thought it was in the last month?!?
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I am driving up probably Thursday the 22nd after work, and staying in the area until the 27th.
Can't stay longer than that without either bringing my pets with me or finding someone to come look in on them.
I'm thinking I may come over to the Bay on Monday? Stay with a friend or family, and then take off sometime on Tuesday morning. I figure the gas alone is going to cost me about $250. :(
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:21:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:42:07 EDT (#)
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attn. DeBeast
5. Rum is for pussies. That's why the rum's gone, Jack!
I will kick every inch of your wide, cock-craving ass. If you can borrow a set, I have an unlabled bottle from Barbados that will drink you back into a fetal state.
I'm with you on the tequila.
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Heh. Rum is the lone whore among a roomful of kept women. You can mix it with literally ANYTHING and it goes. I once did this. Got my mom's bottle of Morgan (yeah, Ma's a cheap lush but what can ya do?) and proceeded to drag out every glass in the house and mix something different with it in each one. The only one I would actually drink again might be the Rumshaker (think of it as a rum float - vanilla ice cream in rum) but only if there is absolutely nothing else left to drink. Hey, I was bored and I was 17. Stupidity is for teenagers. Some would cheer rum for that very versatility yet I, however, tend to think that it is only versatile because it is also tasteless. But you kick away. I won't feel it because I'll be too busy pissing my Wild Turkey Rare Breed on the lackwit that thought of this topic.
Cheers!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:17:28 EDT (#)
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I did a shot of rum, once. It was also the last time I did it.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:16:37 EDT (#)
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fyi, i'm a fan of jim beam and sprite.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:16:09 EDT (#)
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both are shit
both are shit
both are shit
jamesons (though thats really just the house irish anymore)
bombay (when i bother to keep gin in the house)
both are shit
both are shit
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:11:02 EDT (#)
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I tend to drink flavored vodka & club soda, and while I tend to order Stoli, to be honest, flavored Smirnoff's is really not all that bad. Unflavored, I'd choose the Absolut.
I don't drink rum unless it's malibu, or in some girly drink which I rarely drink. I hate spiced rum.
I don't drink Scotch unless my male friends whose drink of choice it is convince me to do shots of it after the Flyers game the other night, in which case it's Red Label.
Jameson, though I prefer Bushmills 10 year.
I like gin. Tanqueray, I suppose. Sapphire is nice and spicy for an occasional change.
I'm not picky with tequila because I generally only have it in an occasional margarita, so Cuervo works. I've never gotten around to trying Patron.
Jager. I've not had blackhaus on its own, though strangely, I enjoy me some schnapps every now and again.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:08:41 EDT (#)
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sunkist > fanta
sprite > 7-up
ICB > mug
coke = pepsi
coffee > tea
meat > fish
owen > luke
indiana > marty
short round > shia
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:05:04 EDT (#)
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Bombay S. Shakin' not stirred plz
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:00:38 EDT (#)
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And speaking of, GC - when are you supposed to be coming up? I thought it was in the last month?!?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:59:44 EDT (#)
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yes, Orphelia..
near misses - it is a game we play called "watch the A lister try not to meet the desperate uber-noob"
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:57:33 EDT (#)
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Reno is closer to sf than LA is.
*AHEM* HINT HINT
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:56:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-16 10:54:44 PDT (#)
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wait....LA and SF aren't close?
Dallas is like 4-5 hrs from here.
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close to 7 hours. It's a bitch of a trip for me to go home to northern calif from where I am. 8 hour drive.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:56:30 EDT (#)
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ever have 10-Cane?
how is it?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:56:10 EDT (#)
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LA is over 400 miles from SF.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:54:44 EDT (#)
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wait....LA and SF aren't close?
Dallas is like 4-5 hrs from here.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:53:08 EDT (#)
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Don't really drink any of these except rum, and both listed are ok for rum and cokes, there's cheap shit rum for making mixed drinks, and then there's good stuff like Flor de Cana.
Puked my guts out on Jameson once, haven't been able to stomach it since.
Patron is alright, Cuervo is again for making mixed drinks only. Try "Corazon Anejo" for some true shots of goodness. (Thank god for tequila-only bars here in san diego, fucking awesome)
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:51:25 EDT (#)
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oh come on.
people think LA and SF are only an hour's drive apart, I can pretend I think the same of Dallas and Houston.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:50:25 EDT (#)
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For a second, I read that as 'I am secretly engaged' and a tale of multi-racial love flittered through my head, where her parents where orthodox somethings, and she would be stoned to death if she wed you.
Haha, Crystle, you tell him after the event that you were in the neighbourhood. You cruel ice maiden. :)
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:50:23 EDT (#)
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Here's what I think a bar should contain: http://www.ubersite.com/m/116016
Note two varieties of Jack Daniels. I like whiskey and beer - the rest is for guests mostly.
God, and the BOSHman will testify to this, drinks whiskey.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:48:32 EDT (#)
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it's not the same,.
it's been lovely here in houston, i've bbq'd every day since i got back from baltimore.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:46:38 EDT (#)
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yeah, I know, or I would have suggested drinks.
same state though. and same weather.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:46:23 EDT (#)
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I don't drink liquor very often. When I do it's either Crown Royal (which I believe is a Canadian whisky?) or my dad's single malt, when he's feeling generous enough to let me touch it. Otherwise I stick to red wine, sometimes a beer. I like Sweetwater 420 and Hummer.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:45:51 EDT (#)
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pah!
dallas!
totally different!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:45:49 EDT (#)
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it's true, phelie...
I only don't ignore him because I'm desperate and frigid and he ignores me.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:44:49 EDT (#)
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nope, dallas. Close enough.
home now though.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:44:21 EDT (#)
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hold the phone...
you are in Houston?
Orphelia:
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i'm secretly enraged because i'm a fat pimply virgin (worse than method, at least he's kissed a girl. it was his cousin, still it counts) and all the uber girls ignore me.
plus i take the internet *way* too seriously
]
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:42:27 EDT (#)
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I bit my cheek and now it won't stop bleeding
how can you people think of alcohol at a time like this?!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:42:07 EDT (#)
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attn. DeBeast
5. Rum is for pussies. That's why the rum's gone, Jack!
I will kick every inch of your wide, cock-craving ass. If you can borrow a set, I have an unlabled bottle from Barbados that will drink you back into a fetal state.
I'm with you on the tequila.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"pollo - what is up with your weather!?!?
I arrived thinking steak and sunshine, only to be doused in rain, thunder, and humidity.
ok, so I expected the humidity, but STILL!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:41:27 EDT (#)
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(Sorry)
How dare you say I live in a council house! And even if i did, what business is it of yours?
You take the internet *way* too seriously.
I am laughing, I don't care about what you think!
(Better?)
lol
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:38:08 EDT (#)
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orphelia, if you insist on being reasonable this will get very boring.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:37:13 EDT (#)
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Goose
Captain
Glenlivet
Jack
none, gin= projectile vomiting
Patron
Rumplemintz from the freezer. It's like doing a shot of Freon.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:36:37 EDT (#)
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Jameson.
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because:
1. Where's the bourbon round? I will beat the hell outta you with a bottle of Wild Turkey Rare Breed and then I'll get drunk on what's in the bottle and then piss it all out on your unconcious flabby face.
2. You talk Scotch but you bring two hacks to the table? WTF? Where in Satan's Holy Hell is the Chivas and the Johnny Walker (the latter being the most widely distributed brand of scotch whiskey on the planet)? WTF? Are you even old enough to drink!?!
3. Blech for Jagermeister which is nothing more than liquid horse linament. You bring 'pansyass' to a whole new level when you break out BenGay for Mister Ed and call it a decent shot. Shots begin at PGA and end at Moonshine or else you should grow a vagina and start drinking those girlie froo-froo mixed drinks with little umbrellas in them.
4. Vodka isn't Vodka unless it's made in Chernobyl, aged in the bodies of innocent infants, and bottled by hordes of leperous, scabby nuclear fallout victims. Neither one of your choices matter.
5. Rum is for pussies. That's why the rum's gone, Jack!
6. Whiskey is either Scotch whiskey or Irish whiskey. That redneck piss ain't whiskey.
7. Gin is also for pussies. Unless you're 007. "Do you expect me to talk?" "No-ho, Mister Bond. I expect you to die."
8. Any tequila with a gold coloring is just that - it's had gold coloring added to it. The only DECENT tequila is extra añejo tequila that doesn't need that damned coloring because it's been aged. Pony up some money, junior, if you wanna drink with the big boys.
9. You're a douche.
10. Why can't we -5 or -10 some of these retarded posturings?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:34:28 EDT (#)
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I think it makes a decent gin and tonic.
Gordon Ramsey is promoting it. Man of the people.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:31:07 EDT (#)
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heresy below!
also, the council house slut is wrong, gordon's is poor people's gin.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:25:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:23:14 EDT (#)
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http://www.drinkon.com/Details/SP1111369/Detail/Spirit
As a Pole, I know my vodka. The ones in your list are inferior.
And Gordons gin, please.
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Yeah, I coul've listed something like GreyGoose, but that would have easily won. I wanted stuff that was comparable.
I've never heard of Gordon's Gin.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:24:34 EDT (#)
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i like absolut, tanqueray and jaeger.
no opinion on whiskey or tequila, they are both gross. although i can at a push do tequila shots but just the smell of scotch makes me vomit.
bad experience as a 16 year old.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:23:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:20:53 EDT (#)
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i watched shlongy drink a scotch last night.
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You never wrote me back last time, lil' ninja.
Yeah, Shlongy would probably poor both these 2 kinds of Scotch on his breakfast cereal, but they're the most "well known."
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:23:14 EDT (#)
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http://www.drinkon.com/Details/SP1111369/Detail/Spirit
As a Pole, I know my vodka. The ones in your list are inferior.
And Gordons gin, please.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:22:01 EDT (#)
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i only drink jack daniel. everything else fails in my mouth.
except cum.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:22:01 EDT (#)
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If you're doing shots, then Patron.
See, the thing about tequila is, after a while, it doesn't matter. The average tequila drunk isn't going to get prissy about it on their 5th shot.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:20:53 EDT (#)
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i watched shlongy drink a scotch last night.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:20:37 EDT (#)
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Goldschlager sounds like a great idea until you actually drink it.
Get sick from it once, and you won't be able to smell cinnamon without becoming ill for about a year.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:19:36 EDT (#)
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1) Absolute
2) Captain Morgan
3) Dewar's
4) JD
5) Bombay Sapphire
6) Patron
7) Jager (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M)
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:18:43 EDT (#)
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jack daniels beats all of them.
I should post a picture of my JD bottle collection
then again, maybe i shouldn't.
Anyways.. if you don't drink whiskey, you're probably a gay.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:17:52 EDT (#)
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ooops
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:17:41 EDT (#)
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Absolut
Captain
Glenlivet
Jack
Bombay
Patron
Goldschlagger - but only because I've never had BlackHaus