Drive with no top (396 hits)
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Submitted by Traxadron (View user info) at 2008-05-16 14:11:38 EDT
Lake George. Few years back. Fast car, with no top and awesome sound system.
Night of drinking, went to sleep late, but woke up before 9 and set out to do what I wanted to do in the first place. Drive around the Lake, 60 miles, with no top. I get coffee, bagel, drop the top and off I go. Great weather, sun is out, bikers everywhere, its a bike week, so lots of scary gay people on Harleys and Harley lookalike Japanese bikes. I put in an CD that I knew was going to work well, it worked well last year, so why wouldn't it work this year. Last years hang over was a lot worse due to heavy drinking and line railing.
The CD had the best of Journey, and so it started. First part of the drive was great! Awesome views of the lake, random faces in the opposite lanes waving at me in an all American spirit. ANd I was in an American car with no top, playing American music. Nice hills, shifting gears, all great.
Then I started thinking where I came last night. It wasnt in her mouth, not her back, and not her chest, that I remembered. Just when these thoughts came about, I realized I was on the other side of the lake heading back to town. Also the scenery started to suck major ass. Lots of warehouses, construction gear, a cop or two, Dunking Donuts, SUBWAY ($5 any sub sign). But the worst of all, the sky turned ugly on me. Clouds were gathering and it was obvious that it will start raining sooner or later. I wasnt gonna abandon my American look just yet, so to complete my awesome drive, I got me a 6-pack of BuD, Rolled down my top a little more and blasted some Skinnard.
Pulled into my motel, got out of the car, and smashed an empty can of BuD on this guys forehead who was looking at me weird. He wasnt sure if I was American.
I forgot to reaise the top overnight, and the car was a little wet the next morning.
I hope this sucked more than your next blow job you'll be getting, or giving.
Thats it, really.
User Reviews
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-16 16:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ta ta for now.
Submitted by traxadron (user info) at 2008-05-16 16:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit is Epic, thats why!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-16 16:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
how is this still on the front page?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And your gone
Submitted by traxadron (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck yeah!!!!!
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You've driven me to drink
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this could have been a nice read, poetic, beautiful. I seriously could see this being a bit touching or nostalgic. unfortunately, your version is shit. I know it was mentioned below but it's complete and utter shit. I've taken shits more attractive and entertaining than this. i hope hbeeb beebs your dumb ass for smearing this shit on uber.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
C'mon Natural Selection! Time to do some bid'ness!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Skinnard"? You're no American.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this was fairly shit.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Skinnard"? You're no American.