when do we sacrifice Shlongy to the Pez gods? (394 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: -1 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-05-16 16:22:42 EDT
In the past 24 hours I have been drunk twice and downloaded the 1976 porn-version of Alice In Wonderland. I got the movie when I was sober. I have also smoked 3 packs of cigarettes and cheated on my wife. Despite my many recent accomplishments, I simply cannot recall how I found Ubersite and why I continuously come back.
I honestly have no recollection of how I made my way here. I kind of feel like Alice when she got double-teamed by Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb. Confused and embarrassed.
I didn't hear about it at the office. My coworkers are Bible-beating freaks that go to bed at dusk. I didn't hear about it from the guy at the comic book shop that smells like loneliness and too much masturbation. I haven't seen any ads for it on TV or in magazines.
Strangely enough though, I somehow found my way here. How the hell did you find out about this crazy cult thing we got going on here and when do we sacrifice Shlongy to the Pez gods?
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-05-16 19:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What Sac said.
(I'll never cheat on you baby)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-16 19:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What boshman said.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-16 19:12:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
drunk twice in 24 hours?
wanker.
Alcoholics are only drunk ONCE in 24 hours.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-05-16 19:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-16 17:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Really Apollo? a +2 for this? Are you drunk?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:28:50 EDT (#)
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I didn't hear about it from the guy at the comic book shop that smells like loneliness and too much masturbation.
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It's not a shop, it's my home. That's how I keep the prices down.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope that's not true about cheating on your wife and if it is true I hope she strings your balls up. Get your priorities straight and start living in the real world.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:08:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Putting a bra and pair of panties on your pillow and fucking it does not constitute 'cheating on your wife'.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-16 17:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's awesome that you cheated on your wife.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-16 17:07:05 EDT (#)
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I'm curious as to whether "Alice in Wonderland" was the first porno you ever saw. Only because my first was "Taxi Girls," and I felt the desire last year to download it. I did. It stars the same lead actress, by the way. I figure your first porno is like your first lay. Enduring fond memories. It's the only porn movie I've ever downloaded, as my interest in porn is more fascination than anything. This, in no way, explains how I know the same actress starred in both movies. Holy lord, I'm incredibly full of shit.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-16 17:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Waits for Shlongy to tear this a new asshole*
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-16 17:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-05-16 16:45:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I learned a long time ago not to make completely pointless, rambling posts about my current state of being. Go fucking blog about your sad existence somewhere else, please.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-16 16:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
boredatwork.com
anyways maybe you should focus on saving your marriage and personal health before worrying about what people on ubersite are doing or how they got there
Submitted by traxadron (user info) at 2008-05-16 16:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You found your wife with an UBERSITE.COM Tatoo on her cum drenched forehead, thats how you found Uber!