R.I.P. Ted Kennedy (747 hits)
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Submitted by Puking Dog (View user info) at 2008-05-17 12:53:16 EDT
Just kidding. DIE -2.
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Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2009-09-02 01:18:56 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I know. I don't put a lot of effort into the Uber.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2009-08-28 02:38:08 EDT (#)
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This made no attempt to improve the witty banter surrounding his death.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2009-08-26 03:05:51 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I got told in this post that I didn't understand the "rules" of an R.I.P. post, and who gives a fuck? They are gay and this one is cool because I posted it 15 months BEFORE he fucking croaked, eh not sure what the fucking point is, but I think it is that R.I.P. posts look like too much work. Anyway, see you in hell Teddy!
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2009-08-26 03:02:57 EDT (#)
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I just thought of no less than 184 Ted Kennedy RIP posts. Fuck all that shit though.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2009-08-26 02:49:40 EDT (#)
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There you go. Fucking Dead.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-23 08:31:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-20 06:30:25 EDT (#)
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How is Ash Fork?
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I haven't been through in a few years, but I trust it is still a hole.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-21 00:43:48 EDT (#)
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OK, my prediction is slow as shit to come to fruition but the update is: the old fucker has a cancerous brain tumor - he will be dead any minute now...
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-18 07:53:07 EDT (#)
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Aww, c'mon man. I was trying to say I was kidding about resting in peace. The old fucker's a criminal and I wanted him to suffer through his last moments. I was sure he would croak yesterday. I realize this looks like a just kidding Uber post but it wasn't meant to be.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-05-17 21:09:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:24:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:09:40 EDT (#)
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Teddy's still here
Put that in your ear.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-17 16:53:15 EDT (#)
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Teddy's dead, don't be misled...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-17 15:39:26 EDT (#)
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Teddy: STILL COOKIN" !!
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-17 14:24:56 EDT (#)
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Oh thank you sooooooo much
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-17 14:04:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-17 13:44:52 EDT (#)
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What the FUCK?!?!?!?!?! This is NEWS for Christ sake! This is important goddammit! Put it back!
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1) If a post has ten reviews from different reviewers and the average is below -1, it goes away automatically. Welcome to the age of technology. I think the same is true of eight reviews averaging -2.
2) +2ing your own post does nothing.
3) News? We can read, too.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-17 13:44:52 EDT (#)
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What the FUCK?!?!?!?!?! This is NEWS for Christ sake! This is important goddammit! Put it back!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-05-17 13:42:26 EDT (#)
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BAHAHAHA BART BART TOOK THIS OFF THE FRONT PAGE
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-05-17 13:39:44 EDT (#)
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oh noes
weep
no wait who cares
GO WHITE SOX WOO!!!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-17 13:37:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-17 13:36:20 EDT (#)
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Actually I think he is already dead and they are just figuring out who is going to say what and how.
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-05-17 13:34:45 EDT (#)
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what time?
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-17 13:16:27 EDT (#)
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Enjoy your nap. I'll keep you posted.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-17 13:11:57 EDT (#)
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hahaha now who's not getting what? I'll stay tuned to this post for breaking news! Just kidding! Get it?! I'm going to go take a nap.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-05-17 13:11:09 EDT (#)
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to give credit though Senator Ted Kennedy has been a walking corpse for years...ever stood near him... smells like death and booze.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-17 13:07:15 EDT (#)
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Statement from hospital is coming soon. Don't talk to me about Ubersite "rules." That is fucking ridiculous.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-17 13:04:54 EDT (#)
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What I 'get' is that you don't 'get' the first rule of an ubersite RIP post. He has to be dead first. And there's no indication he's going to die yet.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-17 13:00:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-17 12:58:42 EDT (#)
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Just kidding re: RIP. Get it? He is going to FUCKING DIE TODAY. I am an oracle, and I should be thusly rewarded. You heard it here first douchebag.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-17 12:57:15 EDT (#)
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That's not funny. This site is the only source of current events for some uberers.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-17 12:56:25 EDT (#)
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Just give it a little time...
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-17 12:55:52 EDT (#)
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Shit, man! Don't get my hopes up like that.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-17 12:53:47 EDT (#)
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