So I broke up with her over the phone.. people suck. (1061 hits)
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Submitted by "I got aroused by Molly Cyrus's back" (View user info) at 2008-05-17 16:30:48 EDT
I think I'm kind of crazy. I mean who else is the type of person who can't let things go? I have to always have a resolution. Plus I can never leave anything on good terms. Never in my life have a left a situation in school, or in sports or with friends on good terms.
I was sitting there drunk last night and we were all talking about leaving. Some of my friends are "stoked" others are jaded and me well I'm just "meh" about it all. Then we started talking about whom we are going to keep in touch with. Who is going to still care about us.
I started to speak on James and Tyler and then everyone was like "umm perkman I don't think James and you are going to stay friends". I at first looked perturbed but I had two totally different scenarios put on me. I'll tell you the first.
Ryan: Dude, I don't see you and James staying friends. I don't think your going to make it. I think you put more effort into the friendship than he does and now he's got a girlfriend so its pretty much fuck all of us. Plus you don't treat him too good anyway. I don't see you guys staying buds.
Tiffany: Umm... you are the only one who always gives James the utmost respect. You always vouch for him, invite him places, and you are always looking out for him. But does he do the same for you? Really, Perkman? Think about it. Its always you giving him the utmost respect out of all of you guys and he never hangs out or else does anything without it being like pulling teeth.
Now this conversation happened at about 3am in the morning. We were all wasted and when you get drunk enough to the point (15 shots of Vodka, Capt Mo, and Bacardi) you start to get real emotional and irrational. The first thing I did was called this girl I am seeing Kim and talk to her about just everything. I mean I talked to her about how I feel that all this was a waste of time. All these people are all going to go back to there places and there sets. How none of my friends have any fucking respect for each other right now and how literally everyone hates everyone.
That truly is the case right now. All our friends hate each other. They all like me and my roommate Ryan. But were the fucking mediators between everyone. As soon as we leave this clic of friends is going to be over. Where the glue keeping it together and were always in the middle of everyone's bullshit.
So I spoke to her then I got all emotional and you have to understand something. This is why I think I'm a bit of an emo, crybaby, little be crazy, needy fuck. I call up Kim and I just tell her it's over. Just like that. I told her at 4am in the morning in a message all the things she does that pisses me off. Also why I feel it's just a waste of time because I'm moving out of the state in about 4 weeks. So I said pretty much "fuck it". If my stupidity wasn't done there I went out and I called James.
I called James and I left him about 7 messages all with me complaining about how much of a fucking asshole, loser, pussy, inconsiderate, fuck he is. I complained about not seeing him for the last 7 months. I was pissed because after we had that convo about him "hanging out" and how much he misses us that the following night we call him over for our party and he didn't show up. Yep. He called me and told me he wasn't going to come out but I found out through Tiffany who talked to his girlfriend that she was tired and she didn't feel like going out so she wasn't and guess what? James didn't either.
That just irks the fuck out of me. We talk about how you basically threw us away for your twat. Then you tear up and tell us you love us and were your boys. Then we invite you to one of our parties. Its fucking boy's night out. No fucking girlfriends or whatever. Your girlfriend doesn't want to go so why don't you let her sit at fucking home? Why can't she fucking lay down on her own bed when she lives fucking up the street from our place? It fucking irritated the fuck out of me so I guess in lament terms I broke up with my current girlfriend and one of my close friends. All in a drunken stupor.
I haven't even seen the aftermath yet. I left Kim fucking 5 messages complaining my ass off. I left James about 7. I even cussed out the cop that came by our house. I guess this is what happens when your drunk, sad about leaving, feeling lonely, and seeing your group that you single handedly put together start to break a part.
This was supposed to be our "Best Men" group. These are the 5 guys I wanted at the wedding. Now everyone fucking hates each other over there girlfriends bickering and some other bullshit. I'm left here with just me and Ryan with our hands in our pockets watching all our friends go bat shit insane.
The way were all going to leave no one is ever going to talk to each other again unless its at my wedding when I invite a grip of fucks whenever the fuck that maybe. I don't get it... Why can't everyone just get along? Why can't people just be courteous to each other? Why do people get girlfriends and turn into fucking psycho ass megazords of hell? I don't know. I guess it's called growing up.
Well I thinned 2 out of the herd of bullshit people in my life. I'm going to have to cut some more it seems. Like I told you all I have to have a resolution. I hate to be mad at someone and they not know that I'm made at them. I'm not going to let them think things are ok when I'm fucking pissed. That's why I think I'm a little bit nuts. I mean instead of just letting things fizzle out I would rather just end it quick.
Like a butcher cutting the head of a chicken. But this chicken is representative of friendships and relationships that are going nowhere? I mean why pretend there is a future when we all know there is not? What to be civil? Being civil is why were in this mess in the first place.
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Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2008-05-19 18:20:44 EDT (#)
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Did the poor baby get kicked out of fairy land?
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-15 21:33:48 PDT (#)
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How many of your posts must I -2 before you're off my front page?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-19 11:33:43 EDT (#)
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the beauty in all of this is that even where you try to put shit on your friends or gf or whoever it's ALWAYS ALL ABOUT YOU. You are a wholly self centered simpletonand this whiny ass bullshit reeks of desperation. fuck it, i don't have enough energy or care about you to finish talking to
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-05-19 04:07:01 EDT (#)
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Somebody made a video about you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5btudyWXEU0
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-19 03:32:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-05-18 02:56:37 EDT (#)
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This really fucking sucked. Generallizations galore and just, uh fucking terrible. Were you drunk when you wrote this?
I read this whole thing. I fucking suck as well.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-17 22:14:01 EDT (#)
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do you have a phobia of apostrophes?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-05-17 19:56:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-17 14:05:51 PDT (#)
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the drama!
he's you're fucking mate. be mates or don't be mates, simple.
why the fucking gayness?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-17 19:39:10 EDT (#)
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i think you and james should have some violent man-sex before your group splits up.
just really rip his rectum apart to show that he needs to bow to your wisdom and experience. call him your bitch and make him beg for more. feel your man hair entwine, pulling you together, making you one. have your sweat and ass drippings pool together to form an aromatherapy pool of healing.
then cum on his face to show him who's boss.
afterwards, suck his dick nice and slow to show that you still love him.
maybe cuddle a bit afterwards.
cup his balls real gentle like.
a few soft kisses on his pudgy shoulders as you play the big spoon.
whisper some sweet nothings into his ears.
that sort of thing.
it could be very healing.
try it out.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-05-17 19:17:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-17 18:33:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-17 23:12:17 BST (#)
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Banjo has said what I couldn't say because of stonedness.
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Oh don't, I'm going to cry. I have no cigs and no milk for cups of tea let alone weed, and its Saturday... *weeps into empty cup*
I'm in dispute with Herr Boyf over who should go to the shop. I say him because its dark, I'm a girl and I might get raped, mugged or stabbed. He's not going for it because he's hungover. Go figure../
PerkMan - I didn't say not be friends. We end up with less and less true friends because we're stupid enough to let them go over petty arguments when we're young. Losing friends is worse than splitting up with a partner. I fell out with my best friend I'd known since I was 7. Two years later and I was still feeling it. I rang her up one day and said lets put everything in the past. She was the ass. It was the best thing I ever did. Neither of us are bad people, only human. Hang onto your mates, its lonely without them.
That's it! NO MORE AGONY AUNTING THIS EVENING! It doesn't suit me. Damnit, I'm off to watch Battlestar Galactica - latest ep and ignore my nicotine cravings.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-17 18:20:14 EDT (#)
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Pukingdog- That is what I hate. I keep telling him and others that we are too old to make any "real friends" anymore. That is it. We will just get older and older and colder and colder.
We won't let people see us when were vulnerable and vulnerablity is how you make a friend or else a close relationship.
The age for making friends is done. Now its time to make money. All my friends dispersed and once again I'm alone.
It sucks. I feel bad about the messages. I was just insanely drunk and emotional I will call him and apologize and just go from there. I will never understand where he's coming from and he will never understand me. I will let it go. Thanks everyone.
Thank you.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-05-17 18:18:02 EDT (#)
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"3am in the morning"
lmao
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-17 18:17:26 EDT (#)
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Not so much hate just grow differently with different goals, points of view, priorities. You will bare your soul less and less.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-17 18:12:17 EDT (#)
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Banjo has said what I couldn't say because of stonedness.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-17 18:08:07 EDT (#)
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pukingdog- That really sucks. I will try and fight it though.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-17 18:06:02 EDT (#)
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And by the way, the older you get the more you will hate former friends, and you will be lucky to keep one or two as true friends. Fact of life man. Just ask Lungfish, he'll tell you.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-17 18:04:07 EDT (#)
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Oh I see.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-17 18:01:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-17 22:45:01 BST (#)
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But I will probably never see him again when I move. I told him its all on him this friendship of ours.
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There's your answer.
Move
Never see him again.
Job. Done. No. Fuss.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:59:17 EDT (#)
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Pukingdog- It was a joke that I thought everyone would get. But alas they didn't.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:58:44 EDT (#)
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Banjo- Thank god for you.
I need to just speak to him. I don't know maybe I will take him out to lunch or something. But you're right mates just can't always be mates. I'm having a hard time with that.
Another friend bites the dust. Sometimes I feel that I'm doomed to be alone. For the rest of my life. No friends, no girls just me alone writing about my existance. I never quite stay in a group. I'm always only a member for a bit then I'm gone.
I don't even know what to do. I just don't. Banjo why does life have to be like this? Were all made and functioned to forget about our loved ones and familys for selfish pursuits then we realize the ones we love are the ones we treat like shit.
I asked all my buddies last night in a drunken stupor this question and I will ask uber.
Have any of you guys treated someone like shit just because you can? I mean the person loves you but since you know they love you and will come back you treat them like crap because you can get away with it.
Please Banjo others answer this. Because I think everyone is a good person and does and will do this. Its a power thing.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:55:19 EDT (#)
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I'm sure this has been asked, but who the fuck is Molly Cyrus?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:52:56 EDT (#)
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Sounds like you need to come to terms with yourself and not him. People, their relationships and circumstances change. Sad as it is, mates can't always hang out and just be mates. It gets complicated and that's just life.
Tell him you're sorry and have a 'grown up' conversation with him.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:45:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:40:01 EDT (#)
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PerkMan - I think you'll be pleasantly surprised at what he can do without you showing him the way. Maybe its time and he doesn't need looking after anymore.
Maybe you don't want to feel like he doesn't need you though.
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Yeah I think you're right about that. I used to be like his older friend on the team and he looked up to me. I mean like a fucking lot. All the time. But now its like he's trying to be his own "man" and I dont really like that. I liked it the way it was. Like I don't think I can ever see him on my level. I try but it just won't be that way. Probably never. I think you're right this is what I wanted for him to get when I first met him.
I wanted to get a girlfriend, have some self confidence and not let people walk all over him. Now that I helped him get that it irks me because it interferes with the nature of the way our friendship used to be.
You're right Beano. So what should I do? call him? and tell him sorry about the messages or just tell him that you don't need me anymore. That's what really hurts. I have helped the guy for 3 years to be more grown up. Now that he doesn't need me I'm pissed? wasn't that the inital point? I don't know whats going on. But I will probably never see him again when I move. I told him its all on him this friendship of ours.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:40:01 EDT (#)
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PerkMan - I think you'll be pleasantly surprised at what he can do without you showing him the way. Maybe its time and he doesn't need looking after anymore.
Maybe you don't want to feel like he doesn't need you though.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:36:00 EDT (#)
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Linus those below reviews were for you as well. Now that you know the sitation I want the advice. I actually value yours. Now hop to it!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:34:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:31:17 EDT (#)
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i went to cancun over spring break and i got first degree burns right between my tits. you know, from the sun, because i forgot to put sunscreen right there and then i fell asleep by the pool. i didnt pass out. i fell asleep. i was reading absalom, absalom, and that put me to sleep.
but anyway, i now have slight scarring between my moobs and if i can be honest with you it looks pretty cool.
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Yep, moobs are awesome.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:34:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:25:10 EDT (#)
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I go with what I said. If he's a couple of years younger than you and you're always holding his through things then you're not going to like it when he fucks up because you think you've told him better.
Give him some space, let him fuck up. He'll not be a bad guy if you're mates with him. He has to make his own mistakes. Keep in mind he's only 20 and probably still suffering from centre of the universe syndrom.
Don't wrote off your friends. They're not as easy to replace as you think.
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That is exactly is. I fucking have held his hand out here for the last 3 years. I mean He met his girlfriend through me, got his last 2 apartments, his group of friends is mine and he resents me for it. He always gets pissy and is like " Yeah, because I met everyone through you Perkman. Yep I'm just a loser who was lucky to meet you" and shit of that nature because hes a bit jealous of me.
Just a bit. I mean I tell the kid "Hey I don't think you want to do that" But then he will run direclty in the direction I told him not to. Just because I told him not to do it. Its like hes my kid or something. I need to give him his space. That is true. But I did that. I didn't talk to him for a good 3 weeks. He kept calling me. I ignored him and he would call. Its just one of those weird things where I new if I got invovled with him it would be "For life" I have better friends than him. Smarter, better to be around, cooler, etc... But I actually care about him. He's just one of those people that "someone has to take care of".
You get the feeling with James that if you don't do it who fucking will? He's just a bumbbling fat kid with a good heart. He's not too clever, or smart, a bit selfish but you can't question his heart he will do anything for anyone.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:32:58 EDT (#)
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Banjo has cooties.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:31:17 EDT (#)
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i went to cancun over spring break and i got first degree burns right between my tits. you know, from the sun, because i forgot to put sunscreen right there and then i fell asleep by the pool. i didnt pass out. i fell asleep. i was reading absalom, absalom, and that put me to sleep.
but anyway, i now have slight scarring between my moobs and if i can be honest with you it looks pretty cool.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:27:53 EDT (#)
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Beano- How can you stop being mates with someone that as soon as you stop they call and tell you your there bestfriend? I mean in all honesty friendships ending is as hard or if not harder than a relationship.
I could just say fuck it. But then his girlfriend will call me in a week. Or else I will hear about it at a party from his roommate that " You guys need to make up". "what is going on with you and James? your bestfriends" stuff like that.
Its just the merry go round' of friendship were going through. I think what really hurts me the most is the fact that I'm leaving.
I'm moving a state away for college and he knows we will never be around each other the way we are now. We don't talk on the phone much because our friendship is mainly just hanging out. With out me living about 4 mins walking from his door where are we gonna be? I don't understand why he doesnt see that I'm going to be gone. Hey asshole your bestfriend is fucking gone. I have to make all new friends and shit. I know James realizes this but he doesn't know how to react to it. Its like when his mom died he just acted as if it didn't happen or doesnt even address it. I know he cries on his own cuz the kid is a sensative fuck. But its like James would rather just "walk away" form confrontation and everything else than deal with it. I know hes all fucked up because I'm leaving but his soultion is to just "walk away" and act as if I'm staying so he won't have to deal with it.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:26:23 EDT (#)
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Excuse my typo hell, I'm in the dark and my wireless keyboard is running out of juice.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:25:10 EDT (#)
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I go with what I said. If he's a couple of years younger than you and you're always holding his through things then you're not going to like it when he fucks up because you think you've told him better.
Give him some space, let him fuck up. He'll not be a bad guy if you're mates with him. He has to make his own mistakes. Keep in mind he's only 20 and probably still suffering from centre of the universe syndrom.
Don't wrote off your friends. They're not as easy to replace as you think.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:21:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:05:51 EDT (#)
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the drama!
he's you're fucking mate. be mates or don't be mates, simple.
why the fucking gayness?
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Ok Apollo I will bite. Why do we fight all the time. Simple he's younger than me. I treat him like the younger, little brother type. He is about 2 years younger than me. He asks me for advice I tell him and he does the complete opposite. He can't handle it. Its like he is trying to prove to me and all our buddies that he isn't "the little kid" but he goes about it in the most fucked up and stupid ways.
He will just do some fucked up shit and you don't know if it is because he did it on purpose or if he really didn't know. This kid is a "milker" yaknow the type apollo?
Milker- Someone who uses tragdies or there age as an excuse for doing things that are wrong or bullshit. Its there scape goat and they will whine to get there way.
All my buddy does is whine about everything. He wants respect I tell him "Hey earn it" around here with my friends you earn it by going to school or being good at sports or else just being a good guy. But he doesn't want to earn it. He wants everything handed to his fat ass on a silver fucking platter. My buddy James is a spoiled little fuck. If he wants something he will just call his dad and cry and whine. His dad always gives in. Whatever it is. " Dad I'm having a tough time, I'm only 20, Dad I don't know what to do"etc.. and his dad is a straightforward guy like me where you earn shit and his dad gets pissed but gives in because the kids mom died about 2 years ago.
He even milks that. Its never his fault and when it is his fault he makes you feel bad for catching him in the action he did. Like for instance when I called him out on the phone about not even seeing us for fucking a good 4 months when were leaving and his twat lives here. Heres the convo.
James: Well what do you want me to say? I'm sorry, I'm sorry I understand where your coming from". But you guys have to understand your all older and have already been through this. I'm just trying to find my way through it right now. You guys have to give me some leeway" I'm sorry blah blah blah blah.
He's always fucking sorry. All fucking ways. But yeah James is sorry right when it happens but he will end up doing it again. He's just a little fucking kid. He wants what he wants if you don't give it to him fuck you. He's nice to you or calls you when he wants something. If he doesn't want anything from you you will never see the rotund fuck. No joke.
He uses us for our "parties" not for the fact that we throw parties not that. He only calls us when his girlfriend feels like partying. So if we throw a kegger or a shindig he won't be there unless his girlfriend Jessica wants to go. Then he will call us up with the "What are you guys doing tonight?".
The main thing that pisses me off is this. Don't tell me my group of friends is your second choice to our faces who do you think you are? Tom fucking cruise? We will call this kid up to hangout and he will tell us "No me and Jessica are doing this" whatever. So then he will call back later and be all like " I want to get drunk with the boys etc" then we find out only because Jessica wanted a girls night out with her friends and you couldn't go bowling with her. Then you call us to party while letting us know your "gracing" us with your prescence because were so lucky to know you.
Why do people get delusions of granduer when they get a girlfriend? Am I bat shit insane?
Thats just a tid bit of the drama. If you want Apollo I will start a series called "My friends" and tell the drama as it unfolds. This shit could be a TV Show. So what do you say apollo? After what I have told you? Uber? what would you all do with what I told you in this reply?
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Erm... you kind of proved apollo's point.
Stop with the gay and just stop being mates. End of.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:19:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-17 22:16:59 BST (#)
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Banjo is a smarty-pants listen to her.
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where did this pearl of wisdom come from?
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:18:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:05:51 EDT (#)
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the drama!
he's you're fucking mate. be mates or don't be mates, simple.
why the fucking gayness?
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Ok Apollo I will bite. Why do we fight all the time. Simple he's younger than me. I treat him like the younger, little brother type. He is about 2 years younger than me. He asks me for advice I tell him and he does the complete opposite. He can't handle it. Its like he is trying to prove to me and all our buddies that he isn't "the little kid" but he goes about it in the most fucked up and stupid ways.
He will just do some fucked up shit and you don't know if it is because he did it on purpose or if he really didn't know. This kid is a "milker" yaknow the type apollo?
Milker- Someone who uses tragdies or there age as an excuse for doing things that are wrong or bullshit. Its there scape goat and they will whine to get there way.
All my buddy does is whine about everything. He wants respect I tell him "Hey earn it" around here with my friends you earn it by going to school or being good at sports or else just being a good guy. But he doesn't want to earn it. He wants everything handed to his fat ass on a silver fucking platter. My buddy James is a spoiled little fuck. If he wants something he will just call his dad and cry and whine. His dad always gives in. Whatever it is. " Dad I'm having a tough time, I'm only 20, Dad I don't know what to do"etc.. and his dad is a straightforward guy like me where you earn shit and his dad gets pissed but gives in because the kids mom died about 2 years ago.
He even milks that. Its never his fault and when it is his fault he makes you feel bad for catching him in the action he did. Like for instance when I called him out on the phone about not even seeing us for fucking a good 4 months when were leaving and his twat lives here. Heres the convo.
James: Well what do you want me to say? I'm sorry, I'm sorry I understand where your coming from". But you guys have to understand your all older and have already been through this. I'm just trying to find my way through it right now. You guys have to give me some leeway" I'm sorry blah blah blah blah.
He's always fucking sorry. All fucking ways. But yeah James is sorry right when it happens but he will end up doing it again. He's just a little fucking kid. He wants what he wants if you don't give it to him fuck you. He's nice to you or calls you when he wants something. If he doesn't want anything from you you will never see the rotund fuck. No joke.
He uses us for our "parties" not for the fact that we throw parties not that. He only calls us when his girlfriend feels like partying. So if we throw a kegger or a shindig he won't be there unless his girlfriend Jessica wants to go. Then he will call us up with the "What are you guys doing tonight?".
The main thing that pisses me off is this. Don't tell me my group of friends is your second choice to our faces who do you think you are? Tom fucking cruise? We will call this kid up to hangout and he will tell us "No me and Jessica are doing this" whatever. So then he will call back later and be all like " I want to get drunk with the boys etc" then we find out only because Jessica wanted a girls night out with her friends and you couldn't go bowling with her. Then you call us to party while letting us know your "gracing" us with your prescence because were so lucky to know you.
Why do people get delusions of granduer when they get a girlfriend? Am I bat shit insane?
Thats just a tid bit of the drama. If you want Apollo I will start a series called "My friends" and tell the drama as it unfolds. This shit could be a TV Show. So what do you say apollo? After what I have told you? Uber? what would you all do with what I told you in this reply?
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:16:59 EDT (#)
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Banjo is a smarty-pants listen to her.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:09:59 EDT (#)
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I do it to my boyfriend all the time, they go something like this
Me "You're in the fucking pub again, get your ass home and stop spending my money."
Me again "When are you coming home, I haven't seen you all week!"
Me yet again "Right, if you don't get your ass home your sleeping in the spare room."
Me totally exasperated "Get your ass home, I'm sick of you being hungover when i want to do things the next day. You're on the couch because you're going to fucking stink... ps. I hate you."
This is probably not comparable in any way but it makes me giggle because its an ongoing joke between me and him. I'm not really miffed but he thinks its funny when I pretend to go psycho bitch on him.
Back to the question in hand... If you're that close, then no, its not weird. He's maybe looking for space though. Happens in the closest friendships where one goes and does their own thing for awhile and then when you meet up again its like you've never been apart. Its like that with my best friends. I've fallen out with them millions of times as well.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like apollo's succinct solution.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:05:51 EDT (#)
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the drama!
he's you're fucking mate. be mates or don't be mates, simple.
why the fucking gayness?
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:04:47 EDT (#)
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really ilikesteak? I failed as a person? Bullshit. I like resoultions. Thin the herd. Cut friends off. I should have cut off a lot of people a long time ago.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:03:38 EDT (#)
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Time and again, you fail as a person.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-17 17:03:04 EDT (#)
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Banjo- Yes thats what I thought. I think with me and James its fucking weird. I mean he was my first friend on the team and also in the area when I moved. Then I was there when his mom died and all that shit. Plus his mom told me to "look out for him" while he was down here so I do feel responsible for him. I know his dad, and his brothers and his entire family I have met.
I think were like brothers but we fight all the time. We have converstions like this.
James: Perkman you're not my brother! Don't treat me like that! You're close though. It goes my dad then my brothers then you.
Its like that. Where basically family. But family that fights all the fucking time. So was it still crazy to leave him those messages? also the Kim one yeah that was pretty fucked up. Damn you Capt'Morgan.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-17 16:59:53 EDT (#)
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Umm football head that is what she actually said. I asked oponions last night when I was fucking drunk. I needed outside perspective.
Linus- You're right. I always have a problem with letting things go until its too late. I feel that if I just put a little bit more effort into it everything will work out. It never does. Never ever does.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-17 16:59:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-17 21:48:20 BST (#)
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Linus- Is it crazy to leave someone 7 messages and talk on them until the *beep* comes then call back and start up a new message where the last one left off? because I fucking did that to James.
Its over. I dont need friends where I feel I have to jump hoops for or else bitch about fucking everthing all the time. It just got exhausting. So fuck it. I feel a bit bad though we just made up the day before. Then BAM! Pyscho Messages from Perkman.
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Your girlfriend, no, this isn't strange.
A male friend, this is qestionable behaviour. One of my female friends did this to me once (just in case apollo has forgotten, I'm female) and I thought it was odd enough to question her feelings towards me ever since.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-17 16:54:26 EDT (#)
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Tiffany: Umm... you are the only one who always gives James the utmost respect. You always vouch for him, invite him places, and you are always looking out for him. But does he do the same for you? Really, Perkman? Think about it. Its always you giving him the utmost respect out of all of you guys and he never hangs out or else does anything without it being like pulling teeth.
AAAAAAHHHAAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-17 16:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take your word for it but I'm suspicious...
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-17 16:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, friends shouldn't exhaust you when you're just hanging around with them.
I'm pretty nuts myself, so I couldn't tell you. You were drunk though, which is mitigating I guess.
Work on that whole not being able to let things go; it can make your life hell frequently.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-17 16:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Soap opera.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-17 16:53:19 EDT (#)
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banjo I'm 23.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-17 16:51:49 EDT (#)
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This seems contrived. How old are you? It seems like its written and ballsed up in places by somebody a lot older...
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-17 16:48:20 EDT (#)
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Linus- Is it crazy to leave someone 7 messages and talk on them until the *beep* comes then call back and start up a new message where the last one left off? because I fucking did that to James.
Its over. I dont need friends where I feel I have to jump hoops for or else bitch about fucking everthing all the time. It just got exhausting. So fuck it. I feel a bit bad though we just made up the day before. Then BAM! Pyscho Messages from Perkman.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-17 16:45:49 EDT (#)
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Linus- I broke up with Kim because I literally don't care about her. I never fucking call her at all. The only time I see her is at a party then were like "together" but I really don't put any effort into it. Plus we were in this weird limbo where we were together but not together and all my friends would try and hit on her or she might make out with a differnt guy at a party and me make out with a differnt girl.
It was just weird. Plus the fact that when I saw her at a party I would still try and flirt with other girls and if they didn't come through or else if I was tired I would just choose kim.
She was like a constilation prize or something. I didn't really want her. She was just nice to makeout with and such.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-17 16:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mental*
Painkillers make me slow.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-17 16:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-17 21:38:39 BST (#)
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safe bet. Barcelona always balls.
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Phew that's a relief.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-17 16:41:32 EDT (#)
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So why did you break up with Kim? Like WTF?
And I just talk to my teddy bear to resolve metal hangups.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-17 16:38:39 EDT (#)
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safe bet. Barcelona always balls.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-17 16:36:58 EDT (#)
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Currently Barcelona are beating Murcia 3-1 (and the game is at Murcia's!?!)... I have put £10 on Barca to win at odds of 2.5/1 (remarkably good I feel)... do you think my bet is safe or what?
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-17 16:35:32 EDT (#)
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sorry about the spelling errors.