CoD4 Memoirs (319 hits)
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Submitted by Majik_Marker (View user info) at 2008-05-18 10:18:45 EDT
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare... best game ever. There are so many stories to tell about it, I figured I'd give it a try.
I was having a party, and after it died down and most people left, a few of my friends decided to crash at my place for the night. We had done a lot of stuff -- pool, wrestling, ding-dong-ditching, dancing with girls... and we wanted to do something to chill out and... vegitate. So we chose to rip out the old 360 and play Call of Duty 4. We started it up, had a few splitscreen matches, yadda yadda.
So a few funny things happened... like they always do.
We were on some large map, can't remember what it was. Me and Adam were on a team VS (I think it was) Zack and Evan. Everyone chose to go with the trusty sharpshooter or marksman classes... not me. They snickered when I went out as a defender. Hah... I'd shut them up. Without any screenpeaking "techniques" I managed to blow Evan and Zack to peices, while Adam provided the neccessary support... or rather, by being the bait. After a few kills, we maintained getting the radar, Air Strike, and helicopter support. Victory was eminent, and the taste of victory is ever sweet.
Since we were owning them badly, Evan and Zack started screwing around and trying to do glitches. Soon Adam tried as well. All three idiots were trying to make their way up a tank by jumping... and just to piss everyone off, I killed them as they made it on top of the tank. They cursed at me and I just laughed it off. They all teamed up against me and started using the grenadier class, launching freakin' nub tubes at me. I fought fire with fire, and began to creep up behind all of them with a grenade in my hand, waiting for it to blow off and kill us both.
Then there was another time... I was in an online free-for-all match on the level Vacant. I had just joined, and the match had about five minutes left, making me at the bottom. I quickly made it up to one of the buildings with the 50 caliber mounted, ready to blast any fucker I saw. Somehow -- and I'm not joking -- I managed to be playing with a bunch of idiots. I relaxed and took down 21 bastards in about the four minutes I had left to play. None of them even came up behind me and tried to knife me... freakin' idiots. First place, me.
Yet another time... I was chillin' at one of my friends and we were playing the map Shipment. We were spending the night, and we were all sugared up with junkfood and soda; we were all tired and sweaty from paintball, footraces, manhunt... the works. As we were dieing with boredom, some of my friends resorted to redtube to get some 'entertainment'.
Well anyway, we were playing Shipment as I said, and someone came up with the idea of a round with nothing but suicide combing. That's right, we all decided to hold the grenade and stand next to eachother and hope that you were lucky enough to have pulled the grenade. Somehow from being A-HIGH and tired, we managed to do this and keep us entertained for quite a while.
Well, that's some of my CoD4 Memoirs. Can't really remember any more specific times, but if I do I might just post it here.
User Reviews
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-19 11:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by AyeCarumba (user info) at 2008-06-19 10:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I want those 49 seconds back.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-19 10:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Too poor for a PS3?
Today i ate breakfast and drove to work....
Fuck it I'm not as retarded as you, I don't need to write a post about something boring.
Off you fuck kiddo.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-17 10:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You make call of duty sound boring. Fuck you.
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-05-21 19:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cod4 is awesome. anyone add me on 360
it is my username
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-19 02:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is my favorite game right now and you make it sound boring as fuck
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-05-19 01:02:00 EDT (#)
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having a seizure having a seizure
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2008-05-19 00:01:33 EDT (#)
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And that's you off the front page, bitch.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-18 23:21:27 EDT (#)
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I got as far as vegitate. Then I thought, why not vagitate? Like when you see a woman with tight pants and she catches you gazing at her camel toe. Do you think women like it when you look at their crotch? Do you think they find it flattering? Do you think it increases your chances of getting laid if you stare at their pussy long enough? Because it never seems to work for me.
Submitted by Astra (user info) at 2008-05-18 11:35:34 EDT (#)
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Not really getting the hang of this are you?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-05-18 11:32:34 EDT (#)
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Why are you on this website? Go away. You suck and we're gonna hate you.
Submitted by Aussie_em (user info) at 2008-05-18 11:17:30 EDT (#)
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perhaps holding a real grenade untill it blows u into oblivion would be a better idea for you
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-05-18 11:08:34 EDT (#)
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but if I do I might just post it here.
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Dont
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-05-18 11:01:46 EDT (#)
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"Knowing is half the battle."--G.I. JOE
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-05-18 10:36:33 EDT (#)
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Step 1: Quit playing video war games.
Step 2: Join the real military.
Step 3: Get shipped out to Iraq.
Step 4: Get your face shot off in a friendly fire incident.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-18 10:33:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-18 10:27:56 EDT (#)
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Only you have the power to stop this.