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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-05-18 12:27:21 EDT


When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Freshman year of high school. I kicked the bully's ass anyhow. Pwn. +10,000pts.

When did you last receive some money?
From the bank.

Congratulations! You just had a daughter, whats her name?
Impossible! She couldn't be mine! I am still a virgin! o3o

What are you craving right now?
To love and be with someone.

When was the last time you cried?
When I heard that Survivor wasn't cancelled yet.

Sexiest thing you've experienced in the last year?
I dunno. o3o I've seen a lot of sexy things. TMI. <.<

What do you drive?
My feet.

Last kiss?
Oh how I still remember it. It was Valentine's day. A girl kissed me on the cheek. <3 I smiled. The only thing about it, is that it happened in the first grade... which I guess was about... 13+ years ago?

What is your favorite key ring on your key chain?
The one that holds my mp3 player.

What is in your pocket?
Nothing.

Where do you hurt?
Well, my feet hurt because I have to wear archs... my knees hurt because of some yoga crap I did on tuesday and the floor was hard... and my heart, because it longs to cuddle and love someone. <3

What is your favorite aisle at Tesco?
I've never shopped there... but I guess any aisle with pop, chips, and candy...

What kind of milk do you drink?
Chocolate! 8D

What are you going to do after this?
I have no idea. :3

Who was the last person you went shopping with?
My mum.

Do you like pickles?
Extra pickles please! 8D

What color is your bedroom?
White.

Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
Some have called me by my brother's name a few times.

Does someone like you now?
I am sure there are some, but they may be afraid of how I'll react if they approach me. :3

Do you like the color green?
Yes. I also love other lighter colors, like blue.

Who was the last person to send you a text message?
Some girl that was in the same program I am in currently. We are but friends. :3

How many hours did you sleep for last night?
Probably 7-8 hours.

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
I hope so. :3 HEY! NO NAUGHTY THOUGHTS! O3O lol

Do you think someone is talking about you right now?
Probably. Who knows?

Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
Don't think I have.

What were you doing at midnight last night?
Viewing youtube videos and playing a small bit of Neopets.

Give me a random lyric from the song you're listening to:
I'm never enough, cause someone like you,
cause someone like me, is never enough.
I'm so full of love, but still you can't see,
I give it to you, I give you my love,
I give it for free, but it's never enough.
Cause someone like you, cause someone like me, is never enough.

Do you think you're approachable?
Yes :3 Don't worry, I won't bite. <3

Do you regret doing anything this week?
Nope.

Name an obvious thing everyone knows about you:
Very friendly! :3

What are you missing?
My grandma, back in Illinois.

Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant?
How the hell...?

What makes you happy at this moment?
I am pwning Dino Run.

What color are your eyes?
Greenish Hazelish

Do you have your tonsils and wisdom teeth?
I believe so.

What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The whole thing...? I don't share it with anyone. o3o

Would you rather go camping or to a five star hotel?
A hotel.

Would you rather feel pain or be numb?
Pain. At least I'd know I am still alive.

Would you ever stay with someone just because you didn't want to break up?
If it wasn't working out at all, then no.

Do you hate being alone?
When I am in unknown places, you bet.

Has anyone ever broken your heart?
Nope.

Do you like competition?
OMFG HIGH SCORE! 8D

How late did you stay up last night?
I...don't...know. :3

Do you own a stereo that costs more than $100?
Nope.

How's your heart lately?
It has a few holes in it, and I hope they are filled in time...

What were you doing this morning at 7AM?
Sleeping.

Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
I am sure I have.

How many red lights have you ran?
Too many. Your feet do get tired after a while tho.....

Have you ever cried while taking a shower?
No. :3

What was your favorite school year?
12th grade. Fun fun fun.

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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-05-21 16:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?

The last time someone seriously filled out this stupid questionnaire. Stop trying to bore us to death!



Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-21 15:35:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You nasty people! You made c1ndy swear!
Tut.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-05-21 15:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

For fuck's sake. Apollo clearly didn't write this, he is English.

+2 for reminding me of Electro. I miss him. And Michael Jackson, Thorpe, Williamson and Wazza. And Rad.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-05-21 03:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It was a solid +2 until a bunch of faggots started arguing in the reviews.

Fuck those cunts and their opinions. Rate however the fuck you want.

Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-05-21 03:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The intelligence required to make fun of an obviously retarded boy on the internet is astounding.
Its good to see you're putting that abnormally large, freakish head to good use.
Keep it up fat man.

Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-05-21 02:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?

When I read yet another crappy myspace survey on Ubersite.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-21 00:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh jack, plz stop.

you are embarrassing yourself




Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2008-05-20 23:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Go fuck yourself you fat wanker.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-05-20 22:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SOMETIMES I DO THESE ON MYSPACE

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-20 06:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

obvious noob below

Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-05-20 03:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

noob filter? No, you're just a dickhead.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-19 22:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/116824

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-05-19 19:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the last time i wanted to punch someone in the face was when i looked in my mailbox and the IPOD i was promised STILL hadn't turned up

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-05-19 19:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What kind of milk do you drink?
Chocomut! 8D


Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-19 18:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i wouldnt have known it was electro if it wasnt for the emoticon he patented: :3

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-05-19 17:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Yesterday

When did you last receive some money?
From my parents

Congratulations! You just had a daughter, whats her name?
Pia

What are you craving right now?
Chocolate

When was the last time you cried?
Today .

Sexiest thing you've experienced in the last year?
My husband

What do you drive?
Nissan Altima

Last kiss?
Moments ago

What is your favorite key ring on your key chain?
Warehouse .

What is in your pocket?
Nothing.

Where do you hurt?
My lower back

What is your favorite aisle at Tesco?
Don't know what Tesco is

What kind of milk do you drink?
2%

What are you going to do after this?
Post it

Who was the last person you went shopping with?
My friend Jenn

Do you like pickles?
Sure

What color is your bedroom?
Lylac

Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
My parents slip up and sometimes call me my sisters name

Does someone like you now?
yes
Do you like the color green?
Never really thought about it

Who was the last person to send you a text message?
My husband

How many hours did you sleep for last night?
Probably 5-6

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Probably

Do you think someone is talking about you right now?
Don't know

Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
Yes

What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping

Give me a random lyric from the song you're listening to:
Not listending to music

Do you think you're approachable?
Depends on the situation or occasion

Do you regret doing anything this week?
Yes

Name an obvious thing everyone knows about you:
I have one leg

What are you missing?
A leg.

Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant?
Don't know

What makes you happy at this moment?
My husband and sun flower seeds

What color are your eyes?
Blue

Do you have your tonsils and wisdom teeth?
Yes & No

What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Depends on what angle your looking from

Would you rather go camping or to a five star hotel?
Camping

Would you rather feel pain or be numb?
Numb

Would you ever stay with someone just because you didn't want to break up?
Yes. And I have

Do you hate being alone?
No

Has anyone ever broken your heart?
Yes, a few

Do you like competition?
Not really

How late did you stay up last night?
11 ish

Do you own a stereo that costs more than $100?
Nope.

How's your heart lately?
It has a few holes in it, and I hope they are filled in time...

What were you doing this morning at 7AM?
Sleeping.

Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
Oh yes

How many red lights have you ran?
Don't know.....

Have you ever cried while taking a shower?
Maybe when I was a baby

What was your favorite school year?
Probably sophomore year college.


Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-19 17:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

which "watcher" are you

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-18 10:45:55 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://crapoartworks.deviantart.com/

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-05-19 16:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahaahhaahhahaa
holy shit Apollo I thought you had written this as a joke...reading it as being from Electro puts it in a whole new light.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-05-19 15:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NO NAUGHTY THOUGHTS!lol

--

haha, god I know people like that.

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-05-19 14:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This made me laugh particularly hard:

What kind of milk do you drink?
Chocolate! 8D

Electro indeed!

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-19 12:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-18 21:00:10 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This reads like Electro


we have a winner!

oh and scourge, method, and anyone else with a sense of humour wins too.

This post's reviews could be used as a n00b filter.



Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-19 12:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-18 09:49:29 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-18 12:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

apollo, are you plagiarizing jeffrey again?





________________



This shit right here is why Ubersite is in the fucking toilet.


Faggot fanboys like scourge giving +2's to senseless, inane posts like this.
=====

I sure as hell can't "save" Uber, so I might as well help destroy it +2

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-19 10:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

:(

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How the fuck did you get on MVA?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-05-19 08:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

At first, this just seemed not right.

Then, I saw the :3 and knew where it came from.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-19 04:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-19 03:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-18 22:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This reads like Electro

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-18 21:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

SWF

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-18 21:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-05-18 19:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



What are you craving right now?
That someone who was in love with me before and we spent two years with could fall in love with me again.

------------

i always find it sad when otherwise strong people fall into this trap.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-05-18 19:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Just when I'm woken up when I'm trying to sleep in school. I'm not really a violent person, eh.

When did you last receive some money?
From my boss about fifteen minutes ago.

Congratulations! You just had a daughter, whats her name?
Emily.

What are you craving right now?
That someone who was in love with me before and we spent two years with could fall in love with me again.

When was the last time you cried?
The whole last month ;(

Sexiest thing you've experienced in the last year?
Giving a girl oral for the first time.

What do you drive?
My mom's car....... ;(

Last kiss?
The last one that meant anything to me was April 6, 2008, at around five in the afternoon.

What is your favorite key ring on your key chain?
Uhh...none.

What is in your pocket?
A hundred dollars in cash, an ipod, a cell phone, and wallet.

Where do you hurt?
Thighs, calves, emotions.

What is your favorite aisle at Tesco?
Haven't shopped there in three years, since I was in Ireland last.

What kind of milk do you drink?
Plain.

What are you going to do after this?
Study for exams, play guitar.

Who was the last person you went shopping with?
Myself.

Do you like pickles?
I used to love them.

What color is your bedroom?
White.

Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
I sound exactly like my dad.

Does someone like you now?
Yes, but not the one that matters.

Do you like the color green?
No opinion.

Who was the last person to send you a text message?
A friend of mine from school.

How many hours did you sleep for last night?
Probably 7-8 hours.

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
I'm certain.

Do you think someone is talking about you right now?
Maybe, don't know.

Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
A few times.

What were you doing at midnight last night?
Fast asleep, very exhausted.

Give me a random lyric from the song you're listening to:
Well, I had a dream last night, and in my dream I took a knife to you.
~Free Fall Without a Parachute, Senses Fail

Do you think you're approachable?
Very.

Do you regret doing anything this week?
No regrets.

Name an obvious thing everyone knows about you:
very open.

What are you missing?
Her.

Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant?
I would be amazed.

What makes you happy at this moment?
A small shred of hope for the future.

What color are your eyes?
Green.

Do you have your tonsils and wisdom teeth?
...probably?

What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I rarely sleep in a bed.

Would you rather go camping or to a five star hotel?
Hotel.

Would you rather feel pain or be numb?
I have no choice but pain. I refuse to be numb.

Would you ever stay with someone just because you didn't want to break up?
I would never ask someone to stay with me if they weren't in love with me, but it's harder than I thought to live out that vow.

Do you hate being alone?
I don't hate it, but I wish things could be back the way they were.

Has anyone ever broken your heart?
Yes.

Do you like competition?
It's alright.

How late did you stay up last night?
10pm. I was very tired.

Do you own a stereo that costs more than $100?
No.

How's your heart lately?
Physically, very poor. Emotionally, trying to get better.

What were you doing this morning at 7AM?
Sleeping.

Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
Yes, have had many interesting conversations.

How many red lights have you ran?
A couple.

Have you ever cried while taking a shower?
No.

What was your favorite school year?
All of senior year, even this miserable last month.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-18 18:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Who gives a shit

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-18 17:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha I dont even have to look for the source of this, it's sad that I know where it came from

Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-05-18 17:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I was bored. Blow me.

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Has there ever been anyone you wanted to know about less than that?

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Day before yesterday

When did you last receive some money?
Thursday

Congratulations! You just had a daughter, whats her name?
Mischa Jane

What are you craving right now?
strawberries

When was the last time you cried?
yesterday morning

Sexiest thing you've experienced in the last year?
What a stupid question...

What do you drive?
SUV bitches (oh dear god it's killing me)

Last kiss?
right before i went to bed... 5 a.m.ish?

What is your favorite key ring on your key chain?
The only thing on my keyring except keys is some little hook thingie

What is in your pocket?
Don't have pockets

Where do you hurt?
At the moment, my back.

What is your favorite aisle at Tesco?
WTF?

What kind of milk do you drink?
2%

What are you going to do after this?
Play video games probably.

Who was the last person you went shopping with?
My mom

Do you like pickles?
sweet pickles only

What color is your bedroom?
White and blue

Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
no

Does someone like you now?
Well at least one person damn well better...

Do you like the color green?
I like green...

Who was the last person to send you a text message?
My boyfriend.

How many hours did you sleep for last night?
Not enough. 5 or 6 I think

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Probably

Do you think someone is talking about you right now?
Doubtfully

Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
Many times. Once while actually driving.

What were you doing at midnight last night?
watching stupid anime on adult swim. God I hate anime night.

Give me a random lyric from the song you're listening to:
I'm not listening to any music

Do you think you're approachable?
Usually

Do you regret doing anything this week?
Greatly.

Name an obvious thing everyone knows about you:
What the fuck does that even mean?

What are you missing?
Asia Cuisine in Ithaca.

Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant?
no

What makes you happy at this moment?
Very little

What color are your eyes?
Blue

Do you have your tonsils and wisdom teeth?
Yes and yes

What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Usually the side that's not by the wall, but right now neither side is by the wall so i sleep on the side that's not by the window.

Would you rather go camping or to a five star hotel?
A hotel.

Would you rather feel pain or be numb?
Be numb.

Would you ever stay with someone just because you didn't want to break up?
For awhile, yeah.

Do you hate being alone?
Sometimes. Sometimes I crave it.

Has anyone ever broken your heart?
Yes

Do you like competition?
No

How late did you stay up last night?
late... 5 am

Do you own a stereo that costs more than $100?
yes

How's your heart lately?
fine....

What were you doing this morning at 7AM?
Sleeping.

Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
I can't count the times

How many red lights have you ran?
I'unno... 2? 3?

Have you ever cried while taking a shower?
yes

What was your favorite school year?
probably 5th, the last innocent one.


Submitted by Astra (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This was hilarious!

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:46:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Because he has black eyebrows and painted his hair yellow

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nothing that a bit of oil and good loving wouldn't cure then?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no, more like a scythe

a blunt rusty one, with a big heart.

okay, arse,



Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What would you say you are then? More a hammer or a mallet kind of guy? There's no shame in it you know. Just because your aren't a sharp tool doesn't mean you aren't a useful tool.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 12:56:21 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't give a fuck if you do give a fuck, I was only saying. Why did you read it if you don't give a fuck?


i'm sorry, you lost me.

Easily done, I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.




Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fag below :)

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i know im a fag but i like doing these


When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
last night. so many people. i met this girl, right, and i talk to her for about 45 fucking seconds before all her friends start giving me the third degree. i dont know any of these people, i dont know the girl, but all of a sudden all they keep telling me is how i better not break her heart and all i keep thinking is those words will, in the spirit of tweeder, soon be followed by breaking someone's jaw. god dammit.

When did you last receive some money?
From my momma. i am a broke and useless bum. she gave me money for gas.

Congratulations! You just had a daughter, whats her name?
dont fuck with me right now. dont scare me like that.

What are you craving right now?
sleep. i will indulge immediately following this myspace survey.

When was the last time you cried?
um, i shed a couple tears when i found out my grandma died a few weeks after the other one died, but it was mostly because my mom was crying when she told me. that was about 2 months ago.

Sexiest thing you've experienced in the last year?
my alone time.

What do you drive?
jeep

Last kiss?
about 8 hours ago.

What is your favorite key ring on your key chain?
the Bloomington Extreme arena football helmet thingy

What is in your pocket?
lint. im wearing my pajamas.

Where do you hurt?
my eyes hurt real bad right now. they are red. sleep beckons. otherwise, my heart aches just like apollo's. dont know how to articulate it better than he did so i'll just say DITTO!!!!

What is your favorite aisle at Tesco?
what the fuck is a tesco?

What kind of milk do you drink?
skim. i likes it.

What are you going to do after this?
pass out

Who was the last person you went shopping with?
my loneliness

Do you like pickles?
yes. in fact. go to miller park and get the pickle. im not talkign about on your burger. im talkign about go up to the concession stand and say, one pickle please, and eat the wonderful thing they give you.

What color is your bedroom?
White. this is longer than i thought it would be.

Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
my brother, who is in turn mistaken for our little cousin sam, usually by our grandparents.

Does someone like you now?
so i hear.

Do you like the color green?
Yes. it is my fav

Who was the last person to send you a text message?
i dont know, phone got tooken last night by a black person.

How many hours did you sleep for last night?
still up.

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
I would bet on it.

Do you think someone is talking about you right now?
most likely. not.

Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
almost every day.

What were you doing at midnight last night?
bar hopping.

Give me a random lyric from the song you're listening to:
jesus walks
thats pretty much how the song goes.

Do you think you're approachable?
yup

Do you regret doing anything this week?
nope

Name an obvious thing everyone knows about you:
you tell me, fat ass.

What are you missing?
my testicles, so i heard.

Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant?
probably. im banking on it not happening though. call me an optimist.

What makes you happy at this moment?
prospect of sleep.

What color are your eyes?
right now red. usually blue.

Do you have your tonsils and wisdom teeth?
yup

What side of the bed do you sleep on?
i just switched to the left, and the results have been promising.

Would you rather go camping or to a five star hotel?
camping

Would you rather feel pain or be numb?
Pain.

Would you ever stay with someone just because you didn't want to break up?
fuck yeah, breakups suck. no matter what, breaking up is usually worse than the hardest part of the relationship. maybe i need to do it over text messaging more often.

Do you hate being alone?
no

Has anyone ever broken your heart?
kind of.

Do you like competition?
yes

How late did you stay up last night?
already asked this fucking question. am i done yet?

Do you own a stereo that costs more than $100?
yes

How's your heart lately?
feelin fine

What were you doing this morning at 7AM?
walking home

Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
NO NEVER

How many red lights have you ran?
a few

Have you ever cried while taking a shower?
what? no.

What was your favorite school year?
this one.


Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't give a fuck if you do give a fuck, I was only saying. Why did you read it if you don't give a fuck?


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-18 18:52:51 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

what on earth makes you think I give a fuck?



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I don't think this is aimed at me, but we *all* care apollo, or we wouldn't have joined a site that allows ratings and comments.
I love you apollo, lets make babies and abort them together.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what on earth makes you think I give a fuck?




Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:48:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I getcha but I really can't be assed to be nice still.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why have you just posted a link to a picture of Darko?



lol

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://crapoartworks.deviantart.com/

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Summink to do with answering stoopid Qs like a retard.

I don't care, it's still shit despite any 'in' jokes.

Rooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr!

*Adorning evil hat and scowling miserably*

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
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YOU ARE ALWAYS IN MY THOUGHTS APOLLO.

Banj, I can't drop the -2 that easily. One or two answers were amusing, though I don't know what the fuck is going on.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2




Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Drop the -2, go on, you know you want to.

I've been lack lustre with my -2ing today. Its possibly because I'm pissed off sitting here having to work on a fucking Sunday.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Do I really have to read this shit before I drop a -2?

:)

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What is your favorite aisle at Tesco?
I've never shopped there... but I guess any aisle with pop, chips, and candy...

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I think you'll find the words are "fizzy drinks", "crisps" and "sweets".

Shame on you. Never forget the homeland.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ubersite is in the toilet because of people who endlessly go on about why ubersite is in the toilet.

also a preponderance of gingers and small dick imbeciles, but that's a story for another day.

this post, plagiarized from a retarded boy, is funnier to me than anything you have ever done in your worthless life, oathy.



ps, i am no apollo fanboy. i am a shandy fanboy. get it right you piece of fucking ham.

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I see what you've tried to do here but it still isn't funny.

Apollo, what are you doing!?! There is no measurement of suck for this.

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-18 12:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-18 12:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

apollo, are you plagiarizing jeffrey again?





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This shit right here is why Ubersite is in the fucking toilet.


Faggot fanboys like scourge giving +2's to senseless, inane posts like this.



"NURR HAI APOLLO I'M UR FREND! LOOK! YOU CAN POST MINDLESS BULLSHIT AND I'LL +2! KISSES!"



/nauseating

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-18 12:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

apollo, are you plagiarizing jeffrey again?

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-18 12:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Answer to first question? As soon as I started reading this post.


Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-18 12:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Hi, I'm Apollo. I'm a great writer. Here, have a look at my post and you'll see."

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-05-18 12:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

oh cool, it's a myspace bulletin!


It all happened at the beginning of that turbulent decade known as the
eighties. Those were idealistic days: the candidacy of John Anderson,
the rise of Supertramp. It was an exciting time to be young.

-- Homer Simpson
I Married Marge