Why it is smarter for an uber user to write out a lengthy title rather than a short, conside one given the restrictions of the code and the curious nature of the audience--all things being equal and assuming the user is not too stoned to notice the title (800 hits)
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Submitted by OTW (View user info) at 2008-05-18 13:32:55 EDT
Because you have to click the post to read the whole thing.
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Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-05-19 13:20:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-19 10:31:02 EDT (#)
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Why it is smarter for an uber user to write out a lengthy title, WHICH OF COURSE DOESN'T CONTAIN ANY TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS, rather than a short ONE, consideRING the restrictions of the code and the curious nature of the audience--all things being equal and assuming the user is not too stoned to notice the title, YOU WILL STILL GET A -2DIE
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Eat a dick and have seconds.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-19 10:32:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-19 10:31:02 EDT (#)
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Why it is smarter for an uber user to write out a lengthy title, WHICH OF COURSE DOESN'T CONTAIN ANY TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS, rather than a short ONE, consideRING the restrictions of the code and the curious nature of the audience--all things being equal and assuming the user is not too stoned to notice the title, YOU WILL STILL GET A -2DIE
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-19 08:10:42 EDT (#)
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:(
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-05-18 16:47:51 EDT (#)
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Jesus you're an asshole. Funny, though.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:15:35 EDT (#)
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Oh, that's cheeky, init.
Submitted by Astra (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:11:59 EDT (#)
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Righto.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:06:12 EDT (#)
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OK, guv-nah?
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:05:23 EDT (#)
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Sorry I didn't realize you were from pretendtobeenglishville. I'll try to reply to your reviews in a cockney accent.
Submitted by Astra (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:03:23 EDT (#)
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the fuck are you talking about you wanker?
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:01:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Astra (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:55:41 EDT (#)
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Really quite bad
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Thanks for stopping by, pussy alter. Scared I might retaliate against that spectacular 1.68 28 review post?
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:58:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:53:49 EDT (#)
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You're way too desperate for an internet fight. You have to let them happen naturally.
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Is that why you refuse to use viagra? Don't be stubborn.
Submitted by Astra (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:55:41 EDT (#)
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Really quite bad
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:53:49 EDT (#)
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You're way too desperate for an internet fight. You have to let them happen naturally.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:47:16 EDT (#)
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Oh, you told me Bubba. What's worth your time? Stories about great barbecue? An E-tutorial on how to gig toads?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:40:33 EDT (#)
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I MADE A LIST!! :)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:38:40 EDT (#)
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I'm not afraid to fight with a dipshit like you, your post simply isn't worth the time. Look up some of the worthwhile posts for arguing. Apollo, Method, Caulaincourt, Orphelia.
You suck.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:25:11 EDT (#)
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Here it is, I take the nasty -2 back.
You've amused me no end.
Now give me back my dolly or I'll cry you big meanie!
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:23:45 EDT (#)
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If anything breaks I'll swap in some Real Doll parts.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:21:41 EDT (#)
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I've got your measure buddy. So you're a bingo hall raiding granny snatcher?
I hear the zimmer frame can be used for some pretty fancy granny positioning.
If I get her back and have to get her hip replaced, you're in trouble mate.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:21:17 EDT (#)
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By the way, now that I'm thinking of it, could you remind her to bring clothespins next time. The only trouble I have with her is trying to dig through her turkey waddle.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:15:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:12:32 EDT (#)
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She was still fucking granddad when he was 2 days dead.
Hope you were adequately lubed up, I heard she's parched like the sahara. That was granddad talking.
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Wasn't a problem. Show her a bingo card and red pen and she gets wetter than anyone I've ever seen.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:13:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:08:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
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"No comments" are for pussies who are afraid of getting involved in internet fights. Don't worry, pussy. I won't call your mom and tell her what a pussy you are.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:12:32 EDT (#)
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She was still fucking granddad when he was 2 days dead.
Hope you were adequately lubed up, I heard she's parched like the sahara. That was granddad talking.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:08:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:00:02 EDT (#)
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I got the safety rail and plenty of BenGay. She's a gamer.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:58:26 EDT (#)
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I'm glad she's getting some. Hope it was good for you.
Mind she doesn't fall over in your bathroom, she's used to a proper granny shower.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:57:02 EDT (#)
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I could ask her if you want. She's cleaning herself off in my bathroom.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:51:29 EDT (#)
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I'm just venting some sunday pissed offedness on you.
Your post still sucks. Sucks so badly in fact that I've printed it out and pinned on my granny's fridge and told her that her 13 year old chavvy granddaughter with 'learning difficulties' painted it. My granny is happy to have it on her lmao fridge of fame. Perhaps she'll +2 it.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:48:31 EDT (#)
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In other news, I feel like posting, but what should I tell Uber today?
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:48:01 EDT (#)
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Felt like you had to invent an insult to make your point, banjo? I'll stick with calling you and asshole.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:47:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:45:57 EDT (#)
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*checking to see if you've actually reviewed my posts
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:45:09 EDT (#)
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Fuck you dickhead, have a -2 then for being a total bubblehead fuckwit.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:44:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:42:40 EDT (#)
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This sucks worse than I suck.
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I'm sure you suck well.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:43:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:40:44 EDT (#)
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whatever
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Thanks, asshole. Did you fold you arms and go "harumph!" before or after replying?
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:42:40 EDT (#)
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This sucks worse than I suck.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:40:44 EDT (#)
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whatever
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:34:44 EDT (#)
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Typo...and a tautology. And it cut off "or too drunk to see it clearly."
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 13:34:08 EDT (#)
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I am always 'conside'