Apollo Filled out a questionairre so I did too (443 hits)
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Submitted by Darth Famine <Dork Lord of the Uber> (View user info) at 2008-05-18 16:18:53 EDT
When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Yesterday.
When did you last receive some money?
Yesterday.
Congratulations! You just had a daughter, whats her name?
Actually, I have two. Which one do you wanna know about? Ya'll aren't perverts, are ya? Wait... this is Ubersite. I'm not telling you people about my daughters!
What are you craving right now?
A Budwesier.
When was the last time you cried?
Being manyly, I can't answer this question truthfully. But it has been a while.
Sexiest thing you've experienced in the last year?
Tough call. I would say it would have to be the surprise blowjob I received a week ago.
What do you drive?
The "Fuck Work" mobile. I drive it back and forth to work.
Last kiss?
About 15 minutes ago.
What is your favorite key ring on your key chain?
That would be the brass "Certified Crazy Person"
What is in your pocket?
Lint but it isn't happy to see you.
Where do you hurt?
My lower back.
What is your favorite aisle at Tesco?
What the fuck is Tesco and why am I supposed to care? Do they have a booze aisle?
What kind of milk do you drink?
I don't .
What are you going to do after this?
Go to the store, come home, and drink a Budweiser. I'm thinking about your mom, too, but I might catch something...
Who was the last person you went shopping with?
I was alone.
Do you like pickles?
Not really.
What color is your bedroom?
Dark.
Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
Actually, yes, but here in the South, that's understandable. We're all related down here, in one fashion or another.
Does someone like you now?
I'm sure there as many people that like me as there are that hate me. Do I look like I care?
Do you like the color green?
Yup. Looks good on half naked redheads and on my bedroom floor.
Who was the last person to send you a text message?
Crackhead. Don't know his real name but that's what he's called.
How many hours did you sleep for last night?
Not enough.
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
You are because you're reading this fucking questionnaire.
Do you think someone is talking about you right now?
Yeah and the conversation probably began with "That sonuvabitch Bob..." Actually, I neither know nor care.
Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
Yup, lotsa times.
What were you doing at midnight last night?
Your mother.
Give me a random lyric from the song you're listening to:
"Tried so hard/Got so far/But in the end/It doesn't even matter..."
Do you think you're approachable?
Nope. I'm standoffish, reticent at the best of times and downright antisocial at others. Approach at your own peril, foolish mortal.
Do you regret doing anything this week?
Your mother.
Name an obvious thing everyone knows about you:
That I am King Cock of the Planet Sexy or that I'm banging your mother. Which you want?
What are you missing?
My mind.
Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant?
Fuck, no! I'd call Ripley's!
What makes you happy at this moment?
The thought of a blowjob is a happy thought but your mother isn't around.
What color are your eyes?
Brown.
Do you have your tonsils and wisdom teeth?
I still have my tonsils and most of my wisdom teeth.
What side of the bed do you sleep on?
My side.
Would you rather go camping or to a five star hotel?
Depends on who's paying. You're paying? Fuck, let's go to the 5 star.
Would you rather feel pain or be numb?
I'd rather be numb. Pass the whiskey!
Would you ever stay with someone just because you didn't want to break up?
Nah.
Do you hate being alone?
Nah.
Has anyone ever broken your heart?
No but a couple of bitches have tried to bust my balls. That count?
Do you like competition?
Depends on the venue.
How late did you stay up last night?
Too late.
Do you own a stereo that costs more than $100?
Yup.
How's your heart lately?
Still working *choke* *gasp* *THUD*
What were you doing this morning at 7AM?
Your mother. That bitch just don't sleep!
Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
Yup.
How many red lights have you ran?
I lost count.
Have you ever cried while taking a shower?
Not that I can recall.
What was your favorite school year?
That's like asking me which level of Hell I think is best. I believe school was a monumental waste of my time from beginning to end.
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Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:10:20 EDT (#)
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god this was lame..
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-19 08:09:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-19 04:34:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-19 00:07:02 EDT (#)
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wait, is this MySpace?
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-05-18 17:28:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 17:21:28 EDT (#)
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Couldn't even be bothered to read. Its not because you're not interesting it's because these things suck.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-05-18 17:12:43 EDT (#)
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Myspace.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 16:55:49 EDT (#)
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I was gonna do this but mine would have simply said
'Is apollo a douchbag?
Yes'