I'm taking a survey (341 hits)
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Submitted by Cheddar_is_Better (View user info) at 2008-05-18 17:25:39 EDT
When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
I don't know...
When did you last receive some money?
I found a quarter about ten minutes ago...does that count?
Congratulations! You just had a daughter, whats her name?
Who the fuck are you?
What are you craving right now?
Attention...I'm an attention whore...didn't you know that? Or possibly a few gravity bong rips.
When was the last time you cried?
Men don't cry...ok, it was last last night, but she hit me really hard.
Sexiest thing you've experienced in the last year?
Haha, who knows...
What do you drive?
A turkey.
Last kiss?
Yesterday.
What is your favorite key ring on your key chain?
It's just a silver ring with keys on it, nothing special.
What is in your pocket?
Granite pipe, bag of weed, pack of cigarettes, and a huge rubberband I found.
Where do you hurt?
What are you a doctor?
What is your favorite aisle at Tesco?
Never been to Tesco.
What kind of milk do you drink?
Mouse milk...or in a pinch I've been known to drink store bought milk.
What are you going to do after this?
Not sure...Wanna go burn one?
Who was the last person you went shopping with?
Shopping? I picked up a new slide at the headshop yesterday with my friend Jesyka.
Do you like pickles?
yup.
What color is your bedroom?
There are many colors in my bedroom.
Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
Yes, but you don't care about that.
Does someone like you now?
I would like to think so.
Do you like the color green?
It's my favorite color to see.
Who was the last person to send you a text message?
I don't remember I've been putting off buying minute for my trackphone for like a month.
How many hours did you sleep for last night?
I didn't count.
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
There's always someone talking shit.
Do you think someone is talking about you right now?
...Do I need to repeat myself?
Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
You gotta do what you gotta do...
What were you doing at midnight last night?
I don't know, I didn't look at the clock before I headed to bed.
Give me a random lyric from the song you're listening to:
"The 3rd planet is sure that it's being watched...by an eye in the sky that can't be stopped..."
Do you think you're approachable?
I've never really thought too much about that, people approach me, your call I guess.
Do you regret doing anything this week?
I don't regret anything I've ever done...EVER.
Name an obvious thing everyone knows about you:
That I can fly...
What are you missing?
Friends from the dorms...
Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant?
I'd be a little confused.
What makes you happy at this moment?
Weed.
What color are your eyes?
Shades of green and brown, so I guess hazel.
Do you have your tonsils and wisdom teeth?
Yes I do, you want them?
What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Whichever side I want.
Would you rather go camping or to a five star hotel?
Camping...maybe with some acid.
Would you rather feel pain or be numb?
Numb.
Would you ever stay with someone just because you didn't want to break up?
If I didn't want to be with someone I would break up with them, or I wouldn't be with them.
Do you hate being alone?
No.
Has anyone ever broken your heart?
Probably...back when I was able to feel.
Do you like competition?
When I think I might win.
How late did you stay up last night?
I don't know what time I went to bed.
Do you own a stereo that costs more than $100?
I own an amp for my bass that costed 500.
How's your heart lately?
You mean literally?
What were you doing this morning at 7AM?
I'm starting to remember why I never take surveys.
Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
Well now you're just being ridiculous, of course I have it's unavoidable.
How many red lights have you ran?
Shut the fuck up.
Have you ever cried while taking a shower?
???
What was your favorite school year?
6-12 is a blur.
Peace.
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-19 08:08:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-19 04:34:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-19 03:00:45 EDT (#)
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this was shit, even by my myspace survey standards.
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-05-19 02:54:50 EDT (#)
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What are you craving right now?
Attention...I'm an attention whore...didn't you know that? Or possibly a few gravity bong rips.
These two facts have combined to create what is possibly the shittest post I've seen on Ubersite yet. This is NOT your shitty myspace profile and it is NOT okay to post this type of shit.
Submitted by Cheddar_Is_Better (user info) at 2008-05-19 00:56:01 EDT (#)
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Did any of you read through the whole way??? I really really hope not, it was really bad.
Submitted by traxadron (user info) at 2008-05-18 21:24:02 EDT (#)
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Asshole!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-18 18:50:12 EDT (#)
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I'd rather read a pile of dogshit like it was braille than read more than three lines of this, jagoff.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 18:36:03 EDT (#)
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Like the last... who cares?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 18:10:51 EDT (#)
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