Duck sauce (314 hits)
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Submitted by Traxadron (View user info) at 2008-05-18 21:06:47 EDT
I ate their stake
It was so good
I tried to run like rabbit
They cough me by the foot.
I tried to wiggle
but to no avail
the cook was looking at me
like a holy grail.
I asked my God to help me out
I knew he'd be there without a doubt
And when he showed, but not alone
there was my God, with Sharon Stone.
I heard the crowd give out a moan
I knew I was in trouble still
Just then my wife called my Iphone
"please don't be late for an evening meal"
The situation began to suck
I wanted to break my rotten luck
but fate has spoken on my behalf
as I lay sizzling on a frying pan!!!
DUCK SAUCE!
User Reviews
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-19 05:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I agree with Beano, my monocle can't quite make out the more subtle details of your image.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-19 05:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that is not a duck!
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-05-19 04:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For some reason, your username reminds me of a dinosaur with a mohawk. *shrugs*
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-19 04:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You quack me up...
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-19 04:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is it at all possible to attached a bigger picture? Sorry to ask old chap but I can hardly see that one.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-19 03:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You don't do justice to the mighty duck.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-18 23:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm nominating this post for worst ever.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-18 21:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if you look closely i think you'll find you attached a picture of a canadian goose.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-18 21:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, couldn't see that little image through my cataracts.