Thoughts about life, the universe and everything (1108 hits)
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Submitted by jollydodger (View user info) at 2008-05-19 06:02:48 EDT
Cage fighting:
If you have ever watched International Fight Club (cage fighting) you will probably agree that something must be done about it. I accidentally saw it the other night when I sneaked out of bed to watch soft porn on TV. Personally I was disgusted by the whole spectacle.
It's supposed to be a no-holds-barred gore-fest. I was expecting to see horrific beatings. Femurs poking unnaturally out of thighs. I was expecting to be aghast at the sheer, brutal inhumanity of it all. What I got was a homo-erotic extravaganza of fagnostic proportions.
From what I can tell it consists mainly of two guys falling over, burying their faces in the other man's private parts and rubbing up against each other until someone gives in. Which can take a very long time.
Extreme sports:
I thought up this new extreme sport today. I call it "Death-Ball". It's this big sphere made of titanium tubing, inside which is a seat that a person can strap themselves to. Then we put the Death-Ball into a C140 transport aircraft, take it up to 30 000 feet and push it out the back. The person inside will have an exhilarating 90 second ride until they hit the ground at plus, minus 320 kmph. But of course, the titanium sphere will protect the occupant from harm.
Winter sports:
I've always wanted to go up to the top of a mountain and make a big snowball. And then roll the snowball down the mountain, getting bigger and bigger, and have it level a village at the bottom. That would be cool.
Sexytime:
My ultimate sexual fantasy is to have a woman invite me home, pop a rohypnol, and say "fuck me while I'm unconscious."
Gangster rap:
Can someone please tell me why everyone was so upset when Tupac died? (Or "cribbed it" as we say in the ghetto.) Wasn't he just a really bad person? What exactly was his contribution to society? I don't think that "being a bad mother fucker" counts toward the advancement of mankind.
Angry whiteboy rap:
You gotta love Eminem though. That is one funny dude. That song about how his mom abused and neglected him throughout his childhood. Hilarious. I laughed and laughed. Especially the part about popping prescription pills in the kitchen. Where does he come up with this stuff? The man is a genius.
Global warming:
What's all this I keep hearing about the Green House Effect? Apparently the world is heating up because of Green House Gasses? Now I'm no scientist, but isn't this just some kind of alarmist doom-saying? There's no way that even a million greenhouses can raise the temperature of the world that much. Have you any idea how big the Earth is? It's huge! Bigger than the MOON! No, it is clear to me that the reason the earth is heating up is because it is being sucked in by the gravity of the sun. So can we all calm down a bit?
Probability:
A cat always lands on it's feet and (according to Murphy's Law) buttered toast always lands butter-side-down. So, let me ask you this. What would happen if we took a cat and tied a piece of buttered toast to its back and dropped it? Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't it simply hover in mid-air, perpetually spinning for eternity?
If so it could be a source of cheap, clean energy. We really should try to harness this power. I'm sure you agree we need to stop being dependant on fossil fuels and I for one would be first in line for a cat engine. I hate cats.
Meh... that's it. More life-changing revelations at a later stage.
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2008-05-22 21:52:38 EDT (#)
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Good times.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:42:18 EDT (#)
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Why isn't this score positive?
I thought this was fucking funny.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-05-21 01:53:51 EDT (#)
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=OcTHBOjnUss
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-05-20 15:34:10 EDT (#)
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Also manbearpig sighting two below.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-05-20 15:16:00 EDT (#)
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Extreme sports:
I thought up this new extreme sport today. I call it "Death-Ball". It's this big sphere made of titanium tubing, inside which is a seat that a person can strap themselves to. Then we put the Death-Ball into a C140 transport aircraft, take it up to 30 000 feet and push it out the back. The person inside will have an exhilarating 90 second ride until they hit the ground at plus, minus 320 kmph. But of course, the titanium sphere will protect the occupant from harm.
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You... you don't understand fundamental physics at all now do you?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-20 14:15:44 EDT (#)
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I could be tempted nut then again there's probably a cartel of tree hugging extremists around here waiting to send petrol bombs through my letterbox.
It will have to wait a wee whiley I'm afraid. I'm still yet to get inspired and think of something I want to admit to for my TrUberSex post... Its difficult doing those and being a female...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-20 14:09:43 EDT (#)
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i'm sorry, i can't email with uber girls. they all end up wanting to sex with me, and my wife disapproves of that.
however, if you were to write a post outlining where you stand on the matter and why, i'd give you that most rare thing, an ubersite +2.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-20 13:48:26 EDT (#)
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Scourge - there isn't enough time or room here to cover it, after all it is a broad topic. If you're interested, email me.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-20 10:30:05 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116814#2714765
yeah, ummm, banjo...you dared people to ask you about global warming, indicating that you would offer some supporting evidence against the concept. when someone took your 'dare', you went off on a little rant against the proponents of the idea but didn't really address the issue itself or offer contrary facts.
i'm not throwing in with one camp or the other here, but you offered less than the folks you railed against.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-20 10:27:46 EDT (#)
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My dad works in Aberdeen, Banjo. I will let you know if I ever go to visit him.
Although it is unlikely as I hate choochters.
Do you call people 'loons' and say 'phit'?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-20 10:22:53 EDT (#)
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Haha F.J, get your lunch down you.
I met a friend today I haven't seen in 10 yrs!!!! She was on reception at my work. I couldn't believe it. I have a new piss up pal, all is well in the world.
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2008-05-20 09:33:22 EDT (#)
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Weak.
If you don't like cats then you are ghey.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-20 08:01:25 EDT (#)
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Banjo FTW
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-20 08:00:04 EDT (#)
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Banjo stop talking nonsense and write a post so that I have something to read while I eat lunch.
Chop chop.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-20 07:21:50 EDT (#)
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Global warming....
The whole topic boils my piss.
Firstly you get a bunch of half wit politicians and celebrities standing up in public professing to know something about it telling us we should all be doing our bit for the environment to prevent global warming.
Rarely do you see a credible scientist on television promoting his view unless his view is the result of some intricate model he's spent the last 20 years of his life developing. This model must spell disaster for the human race or the media would not entertain it. Never will you see a scientist on tv telling you "Well, bad things may happen... then again, maybe not"
With any subject in science there are just as many papers proving either side of the argument.
Governments are using the whole global warming charade to spin billions of £s out of businesses in tax revenues, permits, trading schemes etc. I don't think you can fully comprehend the scale of this but in Europe a market has been opened on an emissions trading scheme where companies buy and sell CO2. I sit on the other end of this calculating and verifying what emissions companies make and the allocations they should be awarded. Basically, the math this is based on is pure fabricated nonsense and bears no relevance to reality.
Companies spend millions of pounds implementing environmental management systems which for the most part are implemented badly, utilised even less, poorly audited and again bear no relevance to what actually happens in the real world. Its a badge, it looks good to the public and Regulators that they have one. I can say this with certainty, last stat check was 1 out of 10 environmental management systems are actually effective in achieving the goals they lay out.
Carbon fucking footprints - don't get me started! What a load of bollocks. If you've got 45 minutes of your life to waste I would recommend you waste it elsewhere.
I'm all for keeping the planet nice and pretty and not dumping a shed load of toxins and poisoning the world we live in but there is sensible and just pure nonsense, the majority of it is nonsense. If its not global warming, in 20 years it will be something different. We should be concentrating on the important environmental issues which are deforrestation, desertation, extinction, chemicals, conservation, non-native species, acid rain, ozone depleting substances. Not worrying about the presence of gasses which are natural to our atmosphere.
This is coming from an environmentalist with many more with the exact same opinion. You won't see us on tv making speaches about global warming but you will see politicians, celebrities, greenpeace, wwf and any other radical crying doom for a few minutes with the press. The occassional scientist may come up advertising his fancy new computer program.
Nobody can say for certain what's going to happen, fuck, we can't even predict the weather with much certainty. Its my opinion, not yours but it does feel good to have a rant about something.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-19 22:34:23 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116824
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-19 21:28:30 EDT (#)
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global wamming is awesome.
i wammed three americans today.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2008-05-19 20:24:47 EDT (#)
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"I've always wanted to go up to the top of a mountain and make a big snowball. And then roll the snowball down the mountain, getting bigger and bigger, and have it level a village at the bottom. That would be cool."
I have tried this, it doesn't work. I lost all belief in cartoons that day.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-05-19 20:08:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-19 15:38:05 EDT (#)
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Somebody ask me about global warnming. Go on, I dare you.
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Sooooo, what's up with global warming Banjo?
and +2 b/c I hate cats too. I'll build you one those engines you were going on about there Jolly, and sent it to you in a Tupperware container. We wouldn't want the cat to spoil!
Submitted by dismas712 (user info) at 2008-05-19 15:49:42 EDT (#)
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Global warming?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-19 15:38:05 EDT (#)
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Somebody ask me about global warnming. Go on, I dare you.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-19 15:31:15 EDT (#)
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What's all this I keep hearing about the Green House Effect? Apparently the world is heating up because of Green House Gasses? Now I'm no scientist, but isn't this just some kind of alarmist doom-saying? There's no way that even a million greenhouses can raise the temperature of the world that much. Have you any idea how big the Earth is? It's huge! Bigger than the MOON! No, it is clear to me that the reason the earth is heating up is because it is being sucked in by the gravity of the sun. So can we all calm down a bit?
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Sadly this is how many morons actually MISunderstand global warming. The greenhouse effect is just a convenient nickname that you took completely literally.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-05-19 15:13:31 EDT (#)
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I don't know, it seems to me that you could have gone really random with this but played it safe.
The other night I was walking down the road from the dairy and I got this irrational feeling that there was a sniper with his gun trained on me, so I started weaving and shaking my head lots because I felt this would deter him somehow.
A few days before that I was taking the day off work and walking down the same road from the same dairy after just having bought some cigarettes and put them away in my bag. I was stopped by this lady who out of no where started going on about how cigarettes were bad and how they kill you blah blah blah and then asked me to never start smoking. I got it in my head that this lady was my daughter from the future and that I had obviously died young from smoking so she had come back to warn me.
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2008-05-19 14:45:17 EDT (#)
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" (Or "cribbed it" as we say in the ghetto.) "
WTF? You're about as ghetto as Wonder Bread®. What's this "we" shit?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-19 13:09:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-19 13:05:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 12:42:54 BST (#)
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Also, Greggs pastry is very good.
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I whole-heartedly (/stomachedly?) agree
This post was rubbish though
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-05-19 12:57:55 EDT (#)
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OOps, my chinese tv-diner decided to crash on my keyboard..:-(
But i need a new one anyway..
I kept it easy during the may-festivities, still great fun!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 12:44:52 EDT (#)
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http://www.etisrebu.com/images/whore.jpg
Ah, oh yeah.I love that pic.
I am doing fine, I guess. i hope your May day celebrations went good, I imagine you are only just getting over them! :)
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-05-19 12:39:05 EDT (#)
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I left it in a rob_berg post, back then, and it's also under my "whoringout" label (rorrim's to be exact), and ofcourse in my sandbox...Hope you're doin' fine?
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-05-19 12:30:00 EDT (#)
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Take a gun, put it to your head and pull the trigger, that'll stop all these pesky thoughts you're having and I wont have to lose IQ points by reading one of your posts again..
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 12:05:26 EDT (#)
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Have one back, messmind (rorrim) :) xx.
ps I once searched through Hurtys posts trying to find that link for your camwhore, that is such a cool pick. I am so glad you are putting it in the directory. :)
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-05-19 11:59:23 EDT (#)
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No life, no Universe, just all other shit i don't give a flying fuck about.
I miss toast.X for o below...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 11:04:35 EDT (#)
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Children of middle class families always rebel, putting CND on things and 'ICI - world class ozone destroyer' posters on the wall. But they all succumb to the high tea and hoorah henry in the end.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-19 10:58:45 EDT (#)
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Aye, he is but he's still an uncouth scruff bag. Non-practising middle classer wannabe non-conformist.
Luv ya Hurty mwah!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 10:50:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-19 15:24:59 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 12:42:17 BST (#)
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Hurty has class and taste, FJ, that is all.
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You have got to be kidding me! hahahahahahahahaha!
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I always got the impression he was middle class. No?
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-19 10:34:29 EDT (#)
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Vapid.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-19 10:30:54 EDT (#)
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And what's the deal with airplane food. Am I right?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-19 10:24:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 12:42:17 BST (#)
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Hurty has class and taste, FJ, that is all.
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You have got to be kidding me! hahahahahahahahaha!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-19 10:05:05 EDT (#)
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This was a sold +1 until the cat/toast thing. Do you have any idea how old that is (i.e., how many times we have heard this?)
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:33:09 EDT (#)
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You title indicated there would be "thoughts", but I didn't catch the least hint of any in the body of the post. Some people can pull off 'random'. You, not so much.
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:24:26 EDT (#)
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This is possibly the single most asinine thing I have ever read in my entire life. And I havfe read the Bible, so that's saying something.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:20:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:18:59 EDT (#)
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Jesus, at least come up with your own thoughts on greenhouse gasses and cat/toast senarios.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-19 08:01:36 EDT (#)
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This was fairly amusing.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:47:48 EDT (#)
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We have quite a high class butchers here who does sandwiches and stuff for lunch and they are packed with fresh stuff and the meat and cheese are deli quality.
Mmmm, I just fancy a roast beef sandwich with horseradish.
Lordy, I am hungry. Off to feed my feotus!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:46:32 EDT (#)
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Ah but my girlfriend charges a fortune and I'm really just in the mood for something quick and easy.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:44:30 EDT (#)
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You're in Glasgow, right? For a city that has fantastic deli's and places to get decent scran, going to Gregg's is the equivalent of having a wank when you could banging your girlfriend.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:43:37 EDT (#)
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The sandwiches are way smaller in London than they are in Edinburgh. This really irks me. PLUS, you can never get any Bru down here.
The chicken (Mexican or BBQ or something) mini bites are also quite good. The sausage rolls are filth. But cheap filth, so it's all good.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:42:54 EDT (#)
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Also, Greggs pastry is very good.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:42:17 EDT (#)
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Hurty has class and taste, FJ, that is all.
I agree though, although Greggs is ok now and then, you can get way better sandwiches at independent food outlets.
Though I am a sucker for subway.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:42:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 12:37:52 BST (#)
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STEAK BAKES RULE!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:39:00 EDT (#)
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There are just so many better alternatives to Gregg's, that chain is a fucking blight on the face of Britain.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:38:59 EDT (#)
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Hurty bores the pants off me with his 'everything is shite/repellant" routine.
I like Greggs Chicken New Orleans sandwich, it panders to my sweetcorn fetish. And the pizza baguettes are splendid.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:37:52 EDT (#)
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STEAK BAKES RULE!
I like prawn on white. I feel so seventies eating that.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:36:36 EDT (#)
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Hurty only eats at places like the 'veggie snacke shoppe', run by Mel and Fizz, a gay Lebonese couple who are strict vegans and smoke weed and have a dog called Choo Choo.
he orders the tofu and mixed mushroom on rye and when he feels naughty he has carab coated bran muffin.
lol.
The derby scones are called scone but biscuits. I admire their lemon muffins.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:35:50 EDT (#)
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Greggs' chicken mango on brown is not a bad sandwich. I don't know about the biscuits but I'm also rather partial to a steak bake when I'm feeling especially skeggy.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:32:51 EDT (#)
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Gregg's is fucking shite. Way to be a stereotype and let the nation down.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:30:37 EDT (#)
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I am going to Greggs soon for lunch - any recommendations? I always end up getting the same thing. I want to broaden my horizons. What is their biscuit repertoire like?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:29:14 EDT (#)
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I want a biscuit and I son't have any.
I am rather partial to a digestive spread with peanut butter and sliced banana on top.
Once half chewed, you can pretend it is cheesecake.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:25:59 EDT (#)
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Definitive biscuit information: http://www.ubersite.com/m/115475
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:25:02 EDT (#)
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FJ, Jaffa cakes went through HELL to have the name cake and now, they HAVE to be called cake. I believe it is all to do with ingredients and the amount of flour etc.
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But...but they are in the biscuit aisle.
*cocks eyebrow*
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:23:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-19 12:10:26 BST (#)
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Pirate biscuits, if you like.
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Would they be like fake biscuits made for the black market that imitate leading brands, but don't quite taste the same and crumble apart halfway through eating them?
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Jolly dodgers = jammy flavoured biscuits which taste like the real thing but leave you with the jammy curse - eternal jammy biscuit cravings with unquenchable biscuit appetite.
argh!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:22:34 EDT (#)
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(I could make much better biscuits at half the price)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:21:31 EDT (#)
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Shiver me timbers! They be pirate biscuits!
I hereby formally request that the pic Hurty just linked be jollydodgers official Uberdirectory entry. Go on scourge, I will send you more of those pics you so like... :)
FJ, Jaffa cakes went through HELL to have the name cake and now, they HAVE to be called cake. I believe it is all to do with ingredients and the amount of flour etc.
Jaffa cakes are very chav. Munch on a garibaldi = auto sophistication.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:21:19 EDT (#)
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They're all weird and lumpy looking as well! Fucking chancers.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:20:19 EDT (#)
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39 quid for a dozen biscuits?!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:18:59 EDT (#)
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Jesus, at least come up with your own thoughts on greenhouse gasses and cat/toast senarios.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:15:40 EDT (#)
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I hopt you don't vote.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:14:43 EDT (#)
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http://www.icingandthecake.co.uk/acatalog/copy_of_Pirate_Biscuits.html
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:14:39 EDT (#)
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Obtuse?
This is only vaguely related but is a Jaffa Cake a biscuit or a cake?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:13:27 EDT (#)
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Ugh. Like swash buckling, parrot shouldering, buckle wearing, plank walking pirates FJ.
Don't be obtuse.
:)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:10:26 EDT (#)
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Pirate biscuits, if you like.
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Would they be like fake biscuits made for the black market that imitate leading brands, but don't quite taste the same and crumble apart halfway through eating them?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:07:31 EDT (#)
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Pirate biscuits, if you like.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:02:47 EDT (#)
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Made by a pirate.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:02:32 EDT (#)
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Reading your name makes me want biscuits.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-19 06:50:27 EDT (#)
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I thought the cat/toast idea was a winner.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-19 06:36:54 EDT (#)
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Who's a telesales operator? Director?
Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2008-05-19 06:35:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-19 06:31:05 EDT (#)
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Nobody has ever told you that you're a fucking idiot before? Damn.
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Not by a telesales operator no. Kinda stings a bit.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-19 06:31:05 EDT (#)
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Nobody has ever told you that you're a fucking idiot before? Damn.
Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2008-05-19 06:28:44 EDT (#)
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Gosh internet people... now you've hurt my fweelings.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-19 06:24:48 EDT (#)
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Meh... that's it. More life-changing revelations at a later stage.
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I'd rather you didn't.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-19 06:24:03 EDT (#)
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...
And in other news, keep an eye out for Scottish referee Mike McCurry to be exposed as an adulterer later on this week. The fact that his day job is 'Minister of Christian Faith' makes the fact that he has been porking some young Glesga tart all the more juicy.
You heard it hear first!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-19 06:09:44 EDT (#)
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This is retarded on so many levels it's almost unbelievable.