TrUberSex 2008 - Round Deuce (988 hits)
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Submitted by Lostnphound (View user info) at 2008-05-19 09:17:33 EDT
Welcome to Round 2 of TrUberSex 2008. Congratulations to those who have advanced. Your tales of sexual debacles make me feel a whole lot better about my shennanigans in the bedroom.
Because F.J. Bell received the highest rating overall for Round 1, he will go up against a mystery poster in Round 2, as reflected below. This also keeps things on an even keel.
Posts will be due by midnight on Thursday, 5/22. Voting will close on Sunday, 5/25 at midnight.
Results will be posted on Monday, 5/26.
Enjoy!
User Reviews
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-04 10:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck happened to this competition, eh?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-22 11:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm truly sorry for what I have done: http://www.ubersite.com/m/116859
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-22 09:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is mine dude:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116857
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-20 09:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am so excited to find out who my mystery challenger is I am wearing a nappy, lest I pee myself.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-20 06:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i was hoping trubersex could just be something we could all contribute to over time rather than just a quickie of a contest.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-19 22:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116824
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-19 12:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 12:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FJ is the only Uber male to sample them, thanks. I am no hussy
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Well, he's still alive so they must not be THAT bad. I suppose I'll take your word for it.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 12:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FJ is the only Uber male to sample them, thanks. I am no hussy
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-19 12:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
:: pouts:: I feel as though I am the only man in the world who has not seen Ophy's nips. :-(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 12:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks FJ. I like yours too.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-19 12:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-19 12:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Orphy's nipples are nothing but the most delightful teats of pinkiness in all the land.
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Perhaps...I assume you've grazed in the mountains of Oprhelia?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-19 12:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Orphy's nipples are nothing but the most delightful teats of pinkiness in all the land.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-19 12:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 11:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was funny though. I know you didn't mean it, of course... My pendulous flaps are sexy and you want them.
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How can I desire what I cannot see? What if you have bologna nipples or something? Then I wouldn't want them at all.
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-05-19 11:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHY THE FUCK DID I NOT GET THROUGH! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-19 11:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Crap! This was definately not supposed to happen.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 11:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS My boobies are called Phil and Grant. Look it up. In certain tops, they really do look like those guys are shoved down my blouse.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 11:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was funny though. I know you didn't mean it, of course... My pendulous flaps are sexy and you want them.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-19 11:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 11:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Show me your boobies? What are you trying to do, jump start a vomit?
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lol. I love you :)
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But I'm still not telling!!!
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-19 11:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 11:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Show me your boobies? What are you trying to do, jump start a vomit?
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lol. I love you :)
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I know :-)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 11:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Show me your boobies? What are you trying to do, jump start a vomit?
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lol. I love you :)
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-19 11:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 11:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just tell me. Please. I will show you my boobies. Even though your own are probably perkier and a hell of a lot prettier.
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Show me your boobies? What are you trying to do, jump start a vomit?
You're correct about my boobies. I find great joy in playing with my very own set of man tits. I've dubbed them Sonny and Cher due to their natural ability to sing duets. Well, they really just slap together when I walk, but I consider it to be music...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 11:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just tell me. Please. I will show you my boobies. Even though your own are probably perkier and a hell of a lot prettier.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-19 10:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 10:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'little' brain?
Shut up, you flip flop wearing hippy! :)
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hahaha, I don't suppose it earns me any credit to let you know that I did live by the beach for about 7 years and often went surfing. Even now I only live an hour away from the Atlantic, so I'd say that justifies my flop wearing habit.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-19 10:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
congrats and good luck sac
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 10:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'little' brain?
Shut up, you flip flop wearing hippy! :)
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-19 10:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, Miss Orphelia, I see this is tickling you're little brain!
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-19 10:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't really, I just wanted to know who it was so I could tell him.
I bet it is lostn himself, anyway.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You can't fall out with FJ Orphy, I already got a hat!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This comp will end soon won't it?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahem, I don't have a bell end.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish neither of you had bothered to be honest.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Those pics of you rubbing lard onto your bell end whilst watching footage of Liza Minelli, lostn, I sent those to Hurty. Perv.
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So? All that means is that he has two copies now. I sent him those same pictures myself!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We have fallen out! Tell 'em FJ, spill the beans about how I left you high and dry with no explanation, and how you mutter 'bitch' everytime you see a blue eyeshadow wearing, blonde blob, but daiscreetly wipe the tears welling in your *green* eyes.
Oh, to have that piece of info that he so wants and to wave it under his nose, that would be crushing!
I would tell Hurty though. I tell him EVERYTHING. Those pics of you rubbing lard onto your bell end whilst watching footage of Liza Minelli, lostn, I sent those to Hurty. Perv.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:28:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great, I'm against a girl.
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This sounds like the first line of a Trubersex post.
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8D
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bwahahahaha. It does indeed.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:28:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great, I'm against a girl.
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This sounds like the first line of a Trubersex post.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Email and tell me, you bloody arse, or I will -2 you forever!
I have OCD, I must know!
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And how do I know you won't reveal the true identity whilst engaging in pillow talk with FJ?
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*walks away muttering about corruption*
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hahaha. I wouldn't worry if I was you.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Email and tell me, you bloody arse, or I will -2 you forever!
I have OCD, I must know!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:28:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great, I'm against a girl. I might as well give in now or pretend I'm secretly a woman for all manner of '+2 Boobs' or whatever.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*walks away muttering about corruption*
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will I know in advance who the mystery poster is?!?!?
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No Sir, although his identity will be known once he posts.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will I know in advance who the mystery poster is?!?!?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL Hugh Hef