Ode to U (202 hits)
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Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2008-05-19 11:58:46 EDT
I once knew a toolbag named Bart
His wisdom he wished to impart
On the whole of the world
By dressing as a girl
And creating a place where people feel 'smart'
And so Ubersite came to be shown
As a place where retards call home
From Bubba to Lungfish
And Beano to Gibberish
No it's not just another 4chan clone
But it's not enough, just to make a website
It has to be full of morons, and idiots who fight
So moderation was thrown
The way of old bones
And now FBI threats keep Bart up every night
"But it's just an e-forum, calm down" you might say
I would but it's hard because METHOD'S SO GAY
Still I sit here and type
Creating inane, false hype
In hopes I reach MVA one fine day.
But friends my beef is, truth be told boldly,
That some of you faggots can't take a good scolding
You bitch and you moan
Call your mom on the phone
And cry while your small penis you're holding
But Bart's not around to see my frustration
He's busy with pet projects and fierce masturbation
If he had any sense
He'd pay ATTN: GHEY MENZ
And give up on 'Cilfone Entertainment'
What a sham of all shams I here do declare
For ubersite's acclaim to be willfully shared
By such trite, worthless bits
like that boredatwork shit
Instead of view it I'd rather get fucked by a mare.
And speaking of deviations, evils and dolts
That fucker Director is way too damn old
To be a whimpering bitch
Riding Experima's dick
And complaining cuz his life is all mangled.
While on the topic of fuck-ups, assholes and dipshits
I'll not forget Apollo, Shlongy and H-BiTS
This trio of losers
Redefine 'useless users'
The 'funny' bus? It's obvious they missed it.
Alas, all the limericks in the world couldn't say
Exactly why it is I come here each day
To view your comments
All it does is cement
The fact that I'm better than you in every way.
:)
User Reviews
Submitted by trivia91 (user info) at 2008-06-28 14:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by trivia91 (user info) at 2008-06-28 14:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you fucking retarded?
I have one post.
Submitted by kristy (user info) at 2008-06-08 16:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-19 12:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best poem on uber.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-19 11:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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