Sexing Bellatrix LeStrange (808 hits)
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Submitted by shandythedog (View user info) at 2008-05-19 19:55:18 EDT
Even though she murdered Harry's godfather and the brave little house-elf Dobby, I still want to sex Bellatrix LeStrange. Perhaps BECAUSE she did those those things. I used to always think that it was Hermione I wanted to sex most, but lately I'm not sure.
But that's neither here nor there. What's really important is using the word SEX as a verb. As any parents will know, all young children are now doing this.
I like it. It should be enouraged.
"I want to sex you" sounds much better than "I want to have sex with you".
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Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-05-21 02:25:53 EDT (#)
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not such a big deal, i use the word "Porn" as a singular and plural. for example, I have 300 porn in my computer, and just this afternoon, I was looking at a porn or two before I came in to work.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-05-21 01:50:38 EDT (#)
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=ByohIr0JWp0
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-05-21 00:31:51 EDT (#)
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any man with any qualms about sexing (that was close, i almost wrote 'rooting')hermione is a homosexual.
(Not that there's anything wrong with that)
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-05-20 23:06:24 EDT (#)
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She be 18 now. Woof.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-20 23:02:25 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-20 22:47:41 EDT (#)
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"I used to always think that it was Hermione I wanted to sex most"
I will file this into the very large "shandythepaedo" dossier.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-20 15:03:40 EDT (#)
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the verbing of 'sex' was a great step forward for modern english.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-05-20 14:56:17 EDT (#)
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Yes
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-20 13:32:24 EDT (#)
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Verbing 'sex' is critical. Critical I say. Actually most any wordplay with it is appropriate
Sexing, to sex, sexily, sexalition...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-20 11:56:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-20 04:49:54 EDT (#)
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Helena Bonham Carter isn't his wife dude, she lives with that scruffy nutter Tim Burton.
I'd do her though.
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Oh...
Well I'd still wear a shit eating grin.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-20 10:13:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-05-19 20:13:57 EDT (#)
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I agree. The crazy bitches are ALWAYS the best in bed.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-20 08:09:11 EDT (#)
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Depp is not actually married to her, fools!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-20 07:47:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-05-20 04:12:02 EDT (#)
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I'd do Hagrid.
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He's just my type.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-05-20 07:18:38 EDT (#)
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i prefer the phrase "sex you up and whatnot" as opposed to just "sex you"
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-20 06:59:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-19 23:11:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-05-19 20:13:57 EDT (#)
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I agree. The crazy bitches are ALWAYS the best in bed.
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Yeah, just ask John Wayne Bobbit about that. And I disagree about using "sex" as a verb. Unless you're black.
http://www.crimelibrary.com/criminal_mind/sexual_assault/severed_penis/index.html
As John lay in shock losing vast amounts of blood, Lorena left the apartment, got in the car and drove off. In her panic she hadn't realized that she was still clutching John's penis. Horror-struck, she rolled down the window of the moving vehicle and threw it out into a field.
The penis struck the windshield of an elderly couple driving behind Lorena's car. "Holy shit," said the woman. "Did you see the size of the dick on that bug?"
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and then didnt he get it put back on, and later did he not make a porno?
i wonder what girls would think, knowing theyre fucking a penis that was once half off.
uber poll for the ladies: what would you be thinking, being on top of possibly the most famous dick in existence, knowing that it was because his wife cleaved it off and the doctors sewed it back on?
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-20 06:36:37 EDT (#)
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I think jonny depps wife looks like a strung out crack whore.
but that's just me.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-20 06:28:56 EDT (#)
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There was that French chick in an earlier Potter. I never got as far as whoever you're talking about.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-20 06:22:16 EDT (#)
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http://theblemish.com/images/2006/10/johnny-depp-vanessa-paradis.jpg
His wife. Joe le taxi.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-20 04:49:54 EDT (#)
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Helena Bonham Carter isn't his wife dude, she lives with that scruffy nutter Tim Burton.
I'd do her though.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-20 04:21:46 EDT (#)
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I think it'd be good because she is Johnny Depp's wife and I'd be all wearing a shit eating grin whenever I have to listen to some bird crooning over Johnny.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-05-20 04:12:02 EDT (#)
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I'd do Hagrid.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-20 03:51:44 EDT (#)
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alter below
Submitted by Tarka (user info) at 2008-05-20 03:18:12 EDT (#)
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Yeah it's great to encourage sex, I like AIDS.
blockhead.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-05-20 02:00:14 EDT (#)
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i'd forgotten about the redhead!
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-05-20 00:25:56 EDT (#)
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Give me the little redhead, i'd have sex on her.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-19 23:11:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-05-19 20:13:57 EDT (#)
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I agree. The crazy bitches are ALWAYS the best in bed.
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Yeah, just ask John Wayne Bobbit about that. And I disagree about using "sex" as a verb. Unless you're black.
http://www.crimelibrary.com/criminal_mind/sexual_assault/severed_penis/index.html
As John lay in shock losing vast amounts of blood, Lorena left the apartment, got in the car and drove off. In her panic she hadn't realized that she was still clutching John's penis. Horror-struck, she rolled down the window of the moving vehicle and threw it out into a field.
The penis struck the windshield of an elderly couple driving behind Lorena's car. "Holy shit," said the woman. "Did you see the size of the dick on that bug?"
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-19 22:33:22 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116824
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-19 21:27:43 EDT (#)
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well no reason to read the harry potter series then.
also, because I'm an adult.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-19 20:52:04 EDT (#)
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Hermione for Le Erection.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-05-19 20:13:57 EDT (#)
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I agree. The crazy bitches are ALWAYS the best in bed.