TrUberSex – Three Wee Weird Ones (820 hits)
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Submitted by Flash Harry (View user info) at 2008-05-22 09:10:15 EDT
Sleeping Beauty
Barbara, my high school sweetheart, lay in my arms. I had managed to strip her down to just the bra and knickers, amid a marathon of snogging and dry humping. I reached behind her for the clip, concentrating intensely, desperate for the liberation to go smoothly. I hesitated for just a moment; then, with a gentle pinch, the clasp was released. The straps fell slack, and pale, teenage breasts tumbled free before me.
Proud of my slick fingers, I turned towards Barbara for a celebratory tonguing, but stopped short. Her dusky eyes were closed, pouting lips parted slightly and her neck was limp. It looked as though she were sound asleep. Or dead. My gaze drifted back down to her bare chest, which moved up and down with her shallow breathing. So she was alive, at least.
"Babs?" I asked, giving her a gentle shake. There was no response. Her limbs hung lifelessly by her sides, her body floppy and loose.
"Barbara!" I said, with a hint of concern. I reached out and held her cheek, pulling her face towards mine; and it was then that I saw it. The slightest hint of a grin on her lips.
I dropped my fingers to her neck, brushing the skin lightly. I watched it shiver beneath my touch. Goosebumps appeared, and the softest of sighs escaped her mouth.
She was playing a weird coma game.
I lowered my head and kissed her lips. She did not resist, nor did she kiss me back. She just lay there. I slipped my arms behind her and pulled the bra away, delighting in the scene of her small, plump boobs. The nipples were pink, and stiff. I twisted one between my fingers and Barbara gasped involuntarily. I licked and kissed around her breasts, listening to the quiet and muffled moans she gently made.
Encouraged, I pulled down her panties and softly licked her pussy.
This was to be the basis of our sex life. Barbara would fall into a self-induced coma, and I was expected to 'wake her up' by fingering, licking or fucking her. She was actually very good at it, and very rarely came out of character until she was on the brink of orgasm. Except for the time when I squeezed an inch into her ass, and she roared with indignation, battering against the head-board as she did so.
To this day, I wish she'd been knocked unconscious. How ironic would that have been?
* * * * *
Fight Club
One night I was fucking Mildred, a girl in my class at University. We had a nice routine in that she would come over to my room to study, and afterwards we would have a bit of a tumble. She was nice, smart, and a bit of a geek. Lights out, missionary style was how she liked it. Usually.
During this particular bout, Mildred wrapped her legs firmly around my waist, pulling me deep into her. Her hands wandered around the back of my neck, tugging gently at my hair and stroking my shoulders. Everything was going great. She thrashed about underneath me, moaning with lust, arching her back and curling her toes.
Then, to my eternal surprise, the bitch hit me.
Not particularly hard, and not with a closed fist, but she still hit me. Her hand pounded my chest, causing me to break rhythm out of sheer astonishment.
"Don't stop!" she whined despairingly, squeezing her thighs and drawing me back into her. Had she opened her eyes she would have noticed the bewildered expression on my face, and the cocked eyebrow that suddenly queried her sanity.
With a little trepidation I got back into the swing of it. Barely thirty seconds later, she hit me again, this time with both hands. She shoved them forcefully into my shoulders, and yelled "No!"
Once again I stopped, mid-thrust, but Mildred's legs gripped with such might that I could not withdraw.
"Come on," she snarled. "Fuck me."
I hadn't expected such foul language from sweet Mildred, but I'm not one to disappoint a lady when I can help it. Especially a psychotic one. I began fucking her again, doing my best to ignore the blows she rained down on my chest, struggling against her clumsy shoves and dodging the occasional head-butt she threw towards my nose. Then I clicked. She wanted fake raped.
Once this realisation hit me, I got more into it. The more her little fists pounded my bruised chest, the deeper and more eagerly I pounded her little pussy. She began using her legs to fight me off, but I pinned them down, stretched them wide, and rammed into her, over and over and over again until we collapsed, limbs weaved together in a pile of depravity, confusion and injury.
I never slept with Mildred again, but whenever I saw her about campus with her sensible clothes and piles of textbooks I wondered how many other poor sods she had roped into her fake rape fetish.
* * * * *
Ride 'em, Cowboy
Tied to all four corners of the bed, unable to move. Completely naked, wearing only a smile and sporting a throbbing hard-on. Facing a girl dressed in just cowgirl boots and a matching hat. Living the dream, I thought.
Her name was Caley, and it would turn out that she was properly mental. As she closed her lips around my cock, though, I couldn't care less.
I was treated to a beautiful, skilful blowjob, which was disappointing only in its brevity. Just as I thought I could feel the familiar stirrings of an orgasm, she released me from her jaws and clambered astride. Her soft thighs perched either side of me, and her pussy hovered just above my excitable cock. Bare breasts jiggled defiantly, out of reach unless she was so kind as to lower them to my hungry lips.
With a wicked grin, Caley slid down, impaling herself.
"Mmmmmm-what the hell are you doing?" I groaned. "Get a condom from the dr-ugh!...dr-ugh!...drawer!"
The crazy bitch had started thrusting with serious force. I struggled with the bonds on my wrists and ankles, and found them too tight to escape from. She pouted at me, lifted her hands up to play with her nipples, and rode me bareback so hard I was fit to burst.
"What the f-ugh! F-ugh! F-ugh! What the fuck are you doing?!" I gasped between the plunges.
She smiled sweetly. "I like you, sweetie. I want your seed. Let's make a baby."
My eyes bulged with terror, but I couldn't speak. She reached behind her and gently tugged at my balls, which were about to deliver a generous serving of spunk deep within her.
I strove to hold back, and cast my mind to mundane, nasty things, but it was too late. She bucked and writhed around me until, with an almighty roar, I released a huge, warm load inside her.
"You bitch," I snarled as I lay panting.
"Come on baby, don't say you didn't like it."
"I'm going to the chemists as soon as you untie me. You're crazy, you know that?"
"Relax, honey, I'm on the pill," she cooed, planting a soft kiss on my parted lips. "I just wanted to watch you squirm."
With that, she climbed off and wandered off to the bathroom, shaking her bare ass and clicking her cowgirl boots on the floor.
User Reviews
Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-07-21 11:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-05-23 03:31:25 EDT (#)
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woody at werk
woody at werk!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-23 01:09:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-22 19:07:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:25:52 EDT (#)
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awesome - nothing sick here.
Submitted by Hairdo2000 (user info) at 2008-05-22 18:36:22 EDT (#)
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Man the girls round here suck even worse than that! But well written, I liked.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-22 16:01:41 EDT (#)
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I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in my life.
Thank you. I needed that today.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-05-22 13:07:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-22 12:45:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-22 12:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
All right. His story checks out.
-- Homer Simpson, checking in the encyclopedia
under "Bush, George"
Two Bad Neighbors
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-22 11:55:21 EDT (#)
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Nice
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-22 11:16:54 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahaha.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:54:48 EDT (#)
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Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you're been through something
like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.
Homer: You said it, you weirdo.
Mountain Madness
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:44:12 EDT (#)
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The last one must be the female version of telling the girl you have aids before you come, isn't there a name for that?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:30:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:25:52 EDT (#)
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awesome - nothing sick here.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:03:11 EDT (#)
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Thug Luv
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:00:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-05-22 09:30:50 EDT (#)
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All three - very nice.
It's all about bareback, although not with random chicks.
I too would have kept in touch with the fake-rape chick, I'm no rapist but it's alsways a fun game to play.
Rape on.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-22 09:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking awesome.
And awesome fucking.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-22 09:27:18 EDT (#)
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Do you attract nutters or something?!
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All these girls seemed perfectly normal, sane and pleasant outside the duvet, honest. Maybe I just bring out the kink in people?
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-22 09:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BOING
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-22 09:23:59 EDT (#)
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Bloody hell.
Do you attract nutters or something?! The end one made me laugh in a really evil way though. I agree with who ever it was who wrote the first comment. Sick and awesome.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-22 09:20:36 EDT (#)
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rule #3
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-22 09:18:18 EDT (#)
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The third one is awesome.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-05-22 09:13:38 EDT (#)
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Girls that like fake rape are fun, but disturbed, yo hsould have gone after mildred more.
that third girl was sick and awesome.