PYS off - Reality vs Fatality (423 hits)
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Submitted by Tardleby the Scrivener (View user info) at 2008-05-22 12:17:31 EDT
They say I'm slow but I always get to work at these events because I can help more than most people. I help set up and clean up afterward. The guys who are in the events are really muscley, but I think they're kind of mean too. Some of them take medicine in needles, and they seem the meanest of all of them. I was setting up a bunch of bars for the warm-ups and there was a group of the medicine-taker guys practicing and walking around looking at each other. This one guy was trying to find a bar to practice with before his event and he yelled at me, "Hey, Tardo McTardboy, bring me the heaviest bar you can lift."
So I did.
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-23 01:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-23 00:11:53 EDT (#)
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Title relevance?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-05-22 23:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"...and some sort of fish paralyzer."
Ahh, the all-steroid Olympics.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-22 19:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yeah...you nailed it, Mr. Wizard.
I'm "mad".
2 things:
1) Go suck another dick
b) Who the fuck ARE you?
I never heard of you.
Carry on, Brucie.
Submitted by brokenlizard534 (user info) at 2008-05-22 18:56:39 EDT (#)
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Could've been better.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:19:32 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-22 14:56:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-22 14:20:48 EDT (#)
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:(
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2008-05-22 13:43:25 EDT (#)
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Is Shlongy mad because between me and Oathmeal there are now two people on Uber both stronger and smarter than he ever was?
I'll bet that if he responds to this it will include some sort of gay reference.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-22 12:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're the opposite of muscley, if there was such a thing.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-22 12:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-22 12:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A quality submission.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-22 12:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
'Tardleby the Scrivener' is also very funny.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-22 12:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd love it if that picture was real.