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Submitted by AlexorGM (View user info) at 2008-05-22 16:57:23 EDT


So I took my BMW 325ix in to a body shop to get it repaired. They fucked me over. I was hoping some of you kind people might be interested in such things as posting fake negative reviews on this website, for the purpose of destroying any chance of business via anyone smart enough to research a place online before using their services.

And because I'm a vindictive bastard and it sounds like fun.

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Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2008-05-26 10:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

skrap.

I'm sorry, I must've missed the bit where a 95 mustang was either fast or could turn corners. Please explain this phenomenon. Also please explain in relation to your spurious claims of being faster/better/etc than a e36/40/42 M3.

I know which I'd rather drive, and it doesn't have a ford badge on the front.

Co-incidently, I drive an E55 AMG. I also have a pair of matching VR4's, two landcruisers, two suzuki's and a ducati.

Does this mean my e-peen is bigger than yours?

I mean, we can go into mods lists and photos if you REALLY need to. But I doubt i'll ever look at this post again to read your response.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-25 01:17:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-05-24 09:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

skrap-
you really really really think that a 15 year old, shitty body style mustang with 30k of mods (albeit sweet ones) puts it in the same category as an 07 m3? really? really? come on.
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That's because you're a label whore and you're confusing luxury for pure speed. The M3 will get you there quickly and in style. Skrap's mustang just gets you there fast.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-24 20:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I have an idea: Take the Beemer, gun it up to 105 mph, drive it into a snowbank which is actually a 6 foot concrete highway divider covered in snow, smash your head through the windshield, and -2 die.

Thanks.

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-05-24 14:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Boo is a wonderful human being.
By Anonymous
The nature of his business, and its personnel, is the reason I still have faith in the human race. I once had my car break down on Christmas. Boo arrived with 40 men and together they heaved the car onto their backs--with me still in the car--and charioted me to my destination. When I offered them a check for their troubles, boo spit on it, wiped it on his behind, and threw it in the snow before urinating on the remains.

"Your check is no good, sir!" He said, "It's Christmas!" Then he and his men formed a choir and sang "O Holy Night" for me and my family.

God Bless Boo.

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HAHAHAHHAHA dude, this one is awesome

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-05-24 09:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

skrap-
you really really really think that a 15 year old, shitty body style mustang with 30k of mods (albeit sweet ones) puts it in the same category as an 07 m3? really? really? come on.

i'm a big fan of modding the fuck out of cars. i do it.

it's one thing of having an old beater that you mod the fuck out of and work on on saturdays and take to the track and race against other moded cars. but you can't compare that to a brand new m3.



Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-05-24 09:27:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-22 21:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
In the bag today? Cleveland Launcher Composite 460.

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i just bought one of those last night. i'm going to play right now for the first time with it.

i suck at golf.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-05-24 01:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

your idea of revenge is posting negative comments on their website? Its called vandalism buddy. If you do it right and dont get caught it works much better.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:10:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-22 18:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hold on there buckaroo, I don't claim to be cool or deserve respect for nameplates I own. That was you, remember? I'm relating that I have, apparently as you have, wide experience with vehicles. I have learned from mine, though.

Disagree if you like, but if you park your BMW 325ix next to the Civic Si I bought we can load the trunks with stuff and you'll have stuff that won't fit, we can get in and accelerate to 100 mph and I'll get there first, once you're finally there we can brake to zero and I'll get there first, we can drive on a gallon of gas and I'll go farther, and when we cruise by the drive-in I'll get the Puerto Rican chicks who will blow me for $20 worth of coke and cab fare while you'll spend more than that on a martini for some blonde bitch who won't even give you a hand job for less than $1000 hotel room and a ride home.

You can install your baby seat in the back easier than I can, though. I'll give you that.






skrap cracks me up.

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-23 10:43:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You cant really make up fake stories and give a business a negative rating. Said business can sue for libel. But I'm sure you already know that.

P.S. Tell your brother to avoid driving like an asshole and running into trees.

P.P.S. You can also bring a lawsuit against the auto shop for breaking their warranty.

Act like an adult.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-23 10:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I've got to admit that I'm impressed you managed to make a classic design look like shit.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-23 10:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your car sucks. What you need is a '74 Grand Prix.

That's Style

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-05-23 08:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

done

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-23 06:39:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-05-22 18:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What world do you live in where taxis go 0-60 in 5.1 seconds?

_______

You've never got in a Spanish taxi have you.

Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2008-05-23 04:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Boo.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-23 01:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-23 00:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nice aftermarket body kit. Gonna blame Boo for the gaps on it too?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-22 21:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I have had a 20 year love affair with Tommy Armour 845's and 855's.

Just the irons.

I've blown through at least 15 drivers in the last 20 years. In the bag today? Cleveland Launcher Composite 460.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-22 21:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

me?

ping g10's.

i like 'em. they were voted best irons and woods this year by Golf magazine.

I already had them of course, but it's good to be vindicated.




Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-22 20:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shlongy - only if it gets caught in the intake filter.

On another subject... what clubs do you play? I can't hit my short irons worth a fuck and I have a tournament coming up. I'd rather guess than play what I have.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-22 20:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Actually, it does have factory leather seats, and I have moveable XM radio and GPS that I can transfer from my truck. HD radio still has commercials so fuck that shit. You got me on the A/C as I have replaced it and the air pump with turbos. Turbos make the car go faster thyan A/C and air pumps, you know. But I have a top that drops AND shows a roll cage when it does, so that's chick-magnetier than A/C any day. You ever clipped a girl into a 5-point harness?

Thought not.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-22 20:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I drive a canary yellow '73 Suburu with no options that will kick BOTH of your cars' asses.

I might lose the race but I'd still get the broad(s).

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-22 20:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Because you won't recognize it:

Two turbos.
Two stages of nitrous oxide.
Coilover suspension on all corners.
Solid rear drive w/ panhard bar (look it up).
Roll cage and undercarriage framing.
700+HP, 800+ftlb torque
1+G go/stop/turn
Total cost: less than or the same as your M3.

Bitch.



Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-22 20:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hahah okay, but your souped up racer doesnt have:

sat nav, ac, leather, comfort, sirius, hd radio and would ONLY JUST IF AT ALL beat me.

Actually you'd prob beat me 'cos i'm not a race driver like you seem to be.

But your laptimes would be v.similar and this is a comfortable machine.

HOWEVER, performance per dollar? you win by miles, my car with the options was $80k.

you know your cars though, i dig it.




Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-22 20:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ratpackcycles.com/forapollo1.png
http://www.ratpackcycles.com/forapollo2.png
http://www.ratpackcycles.com/forapollo3.png
http://www.ratpackcycles.com/forapollo4.png

I think... ummm... not. Still cheaper/faster/better mileage/better handling than your M3 or M5.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-22 19:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:08:58 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0

...but apparently it's stoppable in trees, which is what lead to all of this.

I think Apollo has an M3. Nice cars. You should get together and talk about effort vs check writing. I have a '95 Mustang that is now in the same price range as an M3 that will dust your sorry M3 by the second turn on any road course you care to test it on, pass you on lap four, and still gets 20+ mpg. And it's a convertible. I respect effort, not checkbook.



that's where you are wrong.

straight line, yes.

round a track?

I'd piss on you.




Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-22 19:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

forthewin - de nada. My '94 GMC pickup was at 245k (or just short of 10 times around the planet) when it got t-boned by a drunk in a Jeep. That's why I got my '03 GMC, which has 161k miles (or 6.5 times around the planet) on it now. And if you want to compare mileage, my dad has a 1972 Mustang with 458,000 miles (or 18.4 times around the planet) on it and it's still on the road, though it's on it's third engine. third transmission, and second differential.

I fucking said I was done here. I need to leave this post.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-05-22 19:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Skrap: I'm up to 213k miles without having to replace such a thing. Thanks for the +4 though!

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-22 19:11:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-22 19:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

got a company car
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4tehWINNORZ!!!!1one!

Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2008-05-22 19:06:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2008-05-22 19:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The most costly thing about BMWs is the labor a shop will charge you for fixing it. Do it yourself and by your own parts and you're good to go. I haven't even heard of a 1983-1999 BMW part that you can't get for less than $400.


And I haven't ever had to pay more than $130 for a part. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.

At least the reviews are hilarious. :)

Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2008-05-22 19:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The most costly thing about BMWs is the labor a shop will charge you for fixing it. Do it yourself and by your own parts and you're good to go. I haven't even heard of a 1983-1999 BMW part that you can't get for less than $400.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-22 19:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

got a company car
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-22 15:39:00 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Crystal - why would you sell a car that gets 40 mpg?

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-22 19:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



The nature of his business, and its personnel, is the reason I still have faith in the human race. I once had my car break down on Christmas. Boo arrived with 40 men and together they heaved the car onto their backs--with me still in the car--and charioted me to my destination. When I offered them a check for their troubles, boo spit on it, wiped it on his behind, and threw it in the snow before urinating on the remains.

"Your check is no good, sir!" He said, "It's Christmas!" Then he and his men formed a choir and sang "O Holy Night" for me and my family.

God Bless Boo.

edit: Isn't it strange all these bad reviews are coming on the same day. I smell a conspiracy
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahah

well played, whoever wrote that

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-22 18:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

To be clear, forthewin, I do not begrudge you your 325i. It is a fine car and admittedly so. In fact, allow me to place upon your car my Skrapmetal Spell Of EMC Longevity +4 which will save you a ton of money in a year or so when your engine mangement computer doesn't die. Side note: If this spell is not effective, you'll need to bank $900(eBay) or $1600(dealer) to replace the EMC, or alternately bank $30 for some decent walking shoes. What I am apparently obsessing about is whether ownership of such a vehicle deserves some measure of ass-kissing by those of us who know better than to afford such a thing.

I'm done here. Poster: Hope your car thing works out.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-05-22 18:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If you do know of a car that's as great as my e36 for $2300, please let me know, and I'll take it into consideration for my next car.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-05-22 18:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, I've never actually driven a 335i, so I can't really speak much for it other than stats and opinions. I hear it's a pretty great car in general, but if I happened to have 50k and I wanted to go fast, I'd but a Lotus Exige.

But whaaatever, I love my e36 325i, and I've never driven a car as nice for anywhere near the price.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-22 18:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Crystal - why would you sell a car that gets 40 mpg?

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-22 18:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Admittedly ambiguous, but I meant 325 = taxicabs. That said:

335i 0-60 in 5.1 sec OK if a bit slow to be called "fast"
335i 0-100 in... <looks it up> ...12.1 sec. Ooooo, not impressive at all... thanks for playing.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-22 18:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hey - speaking of honda civic - anyone wanna buy one? gets +40 mpg

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-05-22 18:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

As a side note, if you say all 3-series are fit to be taxi cabs, please explain the 335i. What world do you live in where taxis go 0-60 in 5.1 seconds?

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-22 18:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hold on there buckaroo, I don't claim to be cool or deserve respect for nameplates I own. That was you, remember? I'm relating that I have, apparently as you have, wide experience with vehicles. I have learned from mine, though.

Disagree if you like, but if you park your BMW 325ix next to the Civic Si I bought we can load the trunks with stuff and you'll have stuff that won't fit, we can get in and accelerate to 100 mph and I'll get there first, once you're finally there we can brake to zero and I'll get there first, we can drive on a gallon of gas and I'll go farther, and when we cruise by the drive-in I'll get the Puerto Rican chicks who will blow me for $20 worth of coke and cab fare while you'll spend more than that on a martini for some blonde bitch who won't even give you a hand job for less than $1000 hotel room and a ride home.

You can install your baby seat in the back easier than I can, though. I'll give you that.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-05-22 18:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Skrap, I'm wondering if your comparisons are of proper accuracy here. What year was it when you test drove the 325ix? Which would mean it was an e30. Which also means that it could not have been newer than a '91. Which means you test drove it in '91. Which means you've been around for awhile.

As for your reference to the 3-series being a bottom of the line car... What year are you referring to? The e30, e36, e46, e90, and e92 are all 3-series, and all completely different cars.

Now, if you test drove an e30 325, I can understand what you're saying, because it's not the most amazing car in the world. But as for the newer 3-series, I don't know. I own an e36, which I acquired for $2300 almost two years ago, and it runs beautifully. And it's also far more enjoyable to drive than the 2007 nissans and hondas my friends own.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-22 18:17:03 EDT (#)
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BOO'S body shop?

Get Atticus Finch after the bastard.


Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-22 18:14:00 EDT (#)
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Wait a minute, WAIT A MINUTE!

They guy's name is Alexor GEE EMM and he drives a BMW?

<seinfeld>What is the deal with that?</seinfeld>


Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2008-05-22 18:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Does heat work if you're the only one posting?

"A BMW 325 is a cheap car that costs a lot, and for the money there are far better-performing vehicles available regardless of what your definition of performance is"

That's not really true. You can get these cars in better shape for cheaper than a Honda Civic, and they are cheap to insure. As long as you're not retarded and don't buy the first one you see...

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-22 18:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

...but apparently it's stoppable in trees, which is what lead to all of this.

I think Apollo has an M3. Nice cars. You should get together and talk about effort vs check writing. I have a '95 Mustang that is now in the same price range as an M3 that will dust your sorry M3 by the second turn on any road course you care to test it on, pass you on lap four, and still gets 20+ mpg. And it's a convertible. I respect effort, not checkbook.

Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2008-05-22 18:06:20 EDT (#)
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Yeah, Skrap, I'm screwed. Unless, like you, owning more than 1 kind of car makes you cool. I drive a Dodge, Jeep, Chevy, and Toyota. I hope I'm cool now too. Oh, wait... I drive a Honda, too.

Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2008-05-22 18:01:34 EDT (#)
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and by nice I mean ICE ICE, BABY

Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2008-05-22 18:01:21 EDT (#)
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Hahaha. The only reason I drive this instead of an E36 is because it's unstoppable in snow, rain, or nice.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:59:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Campy (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:46:01 EDT (#)
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Your Mom called Boo on your behalf?
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BWAAAHAHA!

Drives a cheap BMW.
Has his mom complain when he gets pushed down by a big kid at the bus stop.
...
Okaaay, I'll leave you alone. The world will beat you far better than I can.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:53:42 EDT (#)
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Forgot: I have a Chevy, too.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:53:15 EDT (#)
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I drive Ford, GMC, Honda, Kawasaki, and Yamaha, but I don't respect their nameplates. I've test-driven that very model car with an eye to purchasing one, and I bought a Honda Civic Si because it does everything that that car does better than it does and costs a lot less to buy and insure. Anyone can spend too much on a nameplate that offers nothing more than basic trasportation and the pretense of wealth. A BMW 325 is a cheap car that costs a lot, and for the money there are far better-performing vehicles available regardless of what your definition of performance is. Outside the US, BMW 3-series are bottom of the line and it's only marketing to idiots that keeps them selling in the US. Idiots like this guy. To expect someone to respect a car because the owner is a complete idiot who overspent on what anywhere else would only be used as a taxicab is ridiculous.

To be fair, I feel the same way about Harley Davidson even though they have the most logical turn signal switches ever put on a bike.

Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:50:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Campy (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Your Mom called Boo on your behalf?

Hang yourself with the umbilical cord that's obviously still attached, faggot.



Yes. I had called him previously and he called me an ass. I felt bad and cried to my mom until she would call him.

Submitted by Campy (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Your Mom called Boo on your behalf?

Hang yourself with the umbilical cord that's obviously still attached, faggot.

Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:42:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:32:55 EDT (#)
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Did you just say someone, anyone, should respect a BMW? Fuck you, pretentious twat. You deserve to get his wrench in your ass.



I have no right to be pretentious until I'm driving a $100,000 BMW. Until then, I'm going to treat this old BMW that I have spent hundreds of hours of labor on with the most respect I can muster up.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What do you respect, Ford?

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Did you just say someone, anyone, should respect a BMW? Fuck you, pretentious twat. You deserve to get his wrench in your ass.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:29:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-22 22:27:28 BST (#)
Ranking: -2

This story would have been better if you died in the wreck...then posted this.
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Uber isnt an M Night Shyamalan film Shlongy. Firstly theres no stupid twist and secondly Im not asleep thirty minutes in.

Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:28:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:25:45 EDT (#)
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You understand, of course, that the way to avoid all this unpleasantness is to not drive your car into a tree in the first place, right? And if you do drive your car into a tree and afterward want to have it repaired, then you should do enough research yourself to make sure that you don't get a poor repair job done. That way you won't leave enough details on Boo's comment page for him to know exactly who you are, and then come to Uber like an idiot using the same username you commented on Boo's page with, asking people to falsely report bad experiences with Boo. If I were Boo and I had Boo's tow truck, you'd be looking to buy a new car tomorrow.


Well, sir, considering the car his son drives is identical to mine, I figured he would have enough class to respect my car and do the job right.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:27:28 EDT (#)
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This story would have been better if you died in the wreck...then posted this.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:27:07 EDT (#)
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He said it was his brother who did the damage.


Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:26:30 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, and a friend of mine took her car to Boo's Body Shop after an accident. He gave her an estimate and after the work was done, the car still needed more work. Boo told this girl, who is only 17, that it was damage the accident did not cause, when in fact it was. Boo lied to the insurance assessor by telling them the damage was done before the accident, so now her insurance isn't even paying for the job.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:25:45 EDT (#)
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You understand, of course, that the way to avoid all this unpleasantness is to not drive your car into a tree in the first place, right? And if you do drive your car into a tree and afterward want to have it repaired, then you should do enough research yourself to make sure that you don't get a poor repair job done. That way you won't leave enough details on Boo's comment page for him to know exactly who you are, and then come to Uber like an idiot using the same username you commented on Boo's page with, asking people to falsely report bad experiences with Boo. If I were Boo and I had Boo's tow truck, you'd be looking to buy a new car tomorrow.

Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

details before vengeance.

I worked in a garage and have seen my fair share of idiot car owners.

Not speaking of you specifically, but you need to tell us how they fucked you over before I'll spam.



My brother spun this car out and the driver side front fender hugged a tree. The front door would not shut, and the fender was smashed. I was mostly worried that the frame may be bent, so I took it to him to have him look at it. He seemed very confident that there would be no problem in fixing it. I was pleased, and dropped the car off. He said call him in a couple weeks.

2 weeks later, I call him up. He said he hasn't even started on the car, but he should start soon. Anxious, I called him at the end of week 3, and he said it was still sitting in the lot, but should be started and done within 2 weeks. It took 2 months to get the car back, and when I saw it I was extremely saddened. The front door has to be SLAMMED to shut fuly, and there's a gap between the driver side door and trim. There was a 1/2" gap between the fender and hood, when on the undamaged side there was only about 1/4". He also painted around the bottom of the driver side door, and did a terrible paint job. He didn't take off the mid door trim or even sand down the clear coat before painting. There was also a drippy finish.

I called him up as soon as I saw it, and it told me to take it in for him to look at. I told him the reason the fender and hood were gapped is because he didn't pull out the body that was smashed in from the tree, and he denied it, saying that I gave him a bent fender. I assured him it was straight, unless his workers bent it. He went inside and had one of his workers come out, and he laughed that I came back for such a thing. He said that the job was done right, and the fender was bent, but nonetheless would humor me and take the car in for a couple weeks to try and fix what was wrong. I get it back, and it the gap is less noticeable but still there. He didn't do the job right, the gap is still there, and I still slam my door every time I close it.


I drove my car 2500 miles and the rear tires were wearing very weird. After doing much research, I found out that it was because there was frame damage that he did not address. I took it to another body shop and paid the guy $100 for 3 hours of labor and use of his frame machine. He said the frame WAS bent, and he straightened it without a problem.


There's still the gap between my fender and hood, there is still a sloppy paint job on the driver side door, and I still have 5 months left of warranty according to Boo's invoice. The funny thing is, my mom called him up and asked him to abide by his warranty and he hung up on her.

"BOO'S BODY SHOP WARRANTIES ALL PAINT AND WORKMANSHIP FOR A PERIOD OF NO LESS THAN ONE YEAR."

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:15:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:03:38 EDT (#)
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details before vengeance.

I worked in a garage and have seen my fair share of idiot car owners.

Not speaking of you specifically, but you need to tell us how they fucked you over before I'll spam.

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Why is my car making a staccato thrum when i make left turns? Also the wheel feels loose. What the hell is wrong with it?

Submitted by PMN (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:09:39 EDT (#)
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heehee, I did it

Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what did they do to you?


Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

details before vengeance.

I worked in a garage and have seen my fair share of idiot car owners.

Not speaking of you specifically, but you need to tell us how they fucked you over before I'll spam.

Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by PMN (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sure i'll do it




Haha, awesome.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:03:06 EDT (#)
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Like I care that you got screwed.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:02:19 EDT (#)
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message sent!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:00:45 EDT (#)
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Boo!

Submitted by PMN (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sure i'll do it

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-05-22 16:58:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha


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