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PYS: The Fire in Dr. Kearn (820 hits)

Category: Business & Financial

Rating: 1.75 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2008-05-22 17:06:06 EDT


"Oh, no, the doctor is in, Ms. Larve."

The doctor was in, but in no way Dolores knew. He was on top of her, thrusting, pushing, moaning, as she screamed against the gag and pulled against her restraints. She'd known insanity - this was, after all, the West Bend Asylum - but the look in Dr. Kearn's eyes was... was...

"Take it, you little bitch! Take my alien sperm!"

He reared back to his knees, and thumped his chest. He spat on her, pulled her hair, clamped a hand on mouth and licked her face.

Suddenly, she felt the hot release, spurting into her hard and fast, and he slumped down on her, his weight bearing her into the mattress.

Rubbing his cheek against her, he whispered softly in her ear,

"Mother of my children, bear me many. May they be fruitful, and devour you."

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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-27 11:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-23 00:44:15 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Technically that image could be considered illegal in the UK under new legislation.
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What new legislation? I am curious.

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-23 10:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is slightly disturbing yet also awesome.

Well done.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-23 08:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ballare, hon, you've got some fucked up porn files.

Wanna trade?

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-23 08:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha ha @ Orphelia

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-23 04:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-23 00:44:15 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Technically that image could be considered illegal in the UK under new legislation.
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Yes, hats in our country are illegal. :(



Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-23 03:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Lord.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-23 01:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-23 01:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-22 22:52:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This one won me over.

Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-05-22 22:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-22 19:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Technically that image could be considered illegal in the UK under new legislation.

AWESOME!


Submitted by brokenlizard534 (user info) at 2008-05-22 19:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Weird.

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-05-22 18:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh my.

Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:27:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking awesome. Grade A submission right here.

Submitted by PMN (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yea, that's fuck up

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That was fucked up.

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-05-22 17:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Weird.


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