PYS - Today we fight for Aspirin (812 hits)
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Submitted by orph (View user info) at 2008-05-23 04:31:02 EDT
Venice is stinking hot. The heat gathers its legions, pounding away at the pasty skin of the tourists, assigning all to the red-tinged population of the sunburnt.
One man, lacking sanity and lucidity, remains in the open square, surrounded by cobblestones and canals. He challenges those that pass him by.
The stakes are high.
"Can any of you best me?' he taunts as they avoid him.
The prize is lovingly setup on a velvet cushion. Two small white tablets glisten in the Mediterranean sun.
Another enters the area he has roped off, removes his shoes and begins a stretching regime to rival an Olympian gymnast.
The mad one trembles - could this be the day? Is the challenger my nemesis?
They square off - one kick sends the champion against a wall, slumped in submission.
Bruce Lee crouches and takes the medicine. The pounding headache he's carried all day begins to subside.
User Reviews
Submitted by esceptico (user info) at 2008-08-12 20:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I must say I've always loved this, but I never rated it.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-27 04:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, Hurty, he was complaining of a headache, so either his wife or a lady friend (I forget, wikipedia will have it) gave him some...was it equagesic I said?
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Finally - someone got the link.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-05-25 23:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't get it.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-23 23:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-05-23 15:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-23 13:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahaha, did you know that in the autopsy they found his brain had swelled to almost twice its original size and weight? I may be exaggerating, it's been a while since I've read about Bruce. I do remember that the other element they found besides the pills was cannabis. Leading to some very silly doctor trying to pin his death on weed.
Tao of Jeet Kune Do is an interesting read, by the way.
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His brain had swelled 13%, according to Wikipedia's article, which has references.
Wiki is often fucked up, but most of the article about Bruce agrees with more reliable sources.
Yes, that doctor you mentioned was an idiot. They brought in an expert who trashed the cannabis theory.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It was one that was supposed to be about his life or something. The Samurai guy was in a dream and possibly not robotic, but he did fuck shit up. I don't know, I was fucking caned when I saw it so it could be the Telly Tubbies for all I know.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha, that doesn't sound like any Bruce Lee flick I've seen, but I'm sure it's awesome.
I want to see the old Batman episodes where he plays a villain by the name of The Green Hornet. I think he was going to get a spin off with that character, but they didn't think a Chink would do well as a main character, so he went back to China for his now famous Kung Fu films.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, in another projected hour and twenty minutes, you'll be the proud owner of two Why? EPs and another LP.
Oaklandazulasylum was first LP.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Huh, I always thought he'd been killed by some kind of mental robotic Samurai in a film I saw once.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, Hurty, he was complaining of a headache, so either his wife or a lady friend (I forget, wikipedia will have it) gave him some...was it equagesic I said?
Anyways, he fell asleep and never woke up as I recall. I wonder if he really had a headache, or was just smoking and popping pills, as I'm sure you know can be enjoyable if your brain doesn't swell up and kill you.
Anyways, that's the only reason to positively rate this.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wait, and this is going to sound dense as fuck, did he die because of some kind of asprin related thing?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Equagesic, if anyone cares, which apparently contains aspirin and a muscle relaxant.
My mistake.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I considering docking a point for it not actually being aspirin, then realized that would probably be the most ridiculous decision I would make all day.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahaha, did you know that in the autopsy they found his brain had swelled to almost twice its original size and weight? I may be exaggerating, it's been a while since I've read about Bruce. I do remember that the other element they found besides the pills was cannabis. Leading to some very silly doctor trying to pin his death on weed.
Tao of Jeet Kune Do is an interesting read, by the way.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool story. And picture.
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Submitted by gisele (user info) at 2008-05-23 08:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fair point.
Just remember these two small thing.
Direct = Weirdo.
Beano = All round nice chap.
Simple really.
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I remember some contest whining during D-Prime madness. Even have the e-mail to prove it. . .
:)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<3 orph
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
But definitely better than a 1.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's not quite a 2....
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bruce Lee = Man
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-23 09:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Badass.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-23 08:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by gisele (user info) at 2008-05-23 08:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fair point.
Just remember these two small thing.
Direct = Weirdo.
Beano = All round nice chap.
Simple really.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-23 07:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No. But the fact I don't know everything about Uber makes me proud.
Submitted by gisele (user info) at 2008-05-23 07:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-23 07:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Is beano the director too? I thought he was real, tragic, but real.
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Not really keeping up Orphelia, are you.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-23 07:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHIT! I did it again! Sorry orph.
I am a moron.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-23 07:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Is beano the director too? I thought he was real, tragic, but real.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-23 07:07:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
He's probably having a wank in a cupboard somewhere.
Submitted by gisele (user info) at 2008-05-23 07:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no idea what you mean... the man lost the plot and -2 bombed ME, posted about me several times and then vanished.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-23 06:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Just another way to fuck with Director?
Submitted by gisele (user info) at 2008-05-23 06:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A change is as good as a rest, so they say.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-23 06:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
For why Beano, for why?
Submitted by gisele (user info) at 2008-05-23 06:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and please, it's 'gisele'
Submitted by gisele (user info) at 2008-05-23 06:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hurty - http://www.ubersite.com/m/116887#2716569
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-23 06:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG, orph, I am so sorry, that +1 is totally by mistake.
Oathy, please recalculate the score without my mistakenly dropped +1.
:(
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-23 06:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What? Utter rot. I wonder who's got this 'Gisele' account.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-23 06:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nah, orph is a hot dude. orphelia is just another Hurty alter :)
Submitted by gisele (user info) at 2008-05-23 06:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait...
Submitted by gisele (user info) at 2008-05-23 06:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG orph just +2'd herself !!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-23 06:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-23 09:32:28 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
Great Photoshop work.
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It's just awesome isn't it?
:)
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-23 05:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
He wants to be careful with aspirin and all those cuts.
Submitted by jared.melton (user info) at 2008-05-23 05:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto Bruce Lee +2
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-23 04:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, the contrast is hidden rather well.
You wouldn't believe the lack of search results for ' Bruce Lee, aspirin'
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-23 04:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're right, how foolish of me. Photoshop just isn't capable of the subtleties you've got on display here.
Submitted by gisele (user info) at 2008-05-23 04:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto pregnancy +2
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-23 04:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please - only ms paint can give results as good as this.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-23 04:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Great Photoshop work.