horrible death bees the size of a buick (411 hits)
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Submitted by eric_the_bread (View user info) at 2008-05-24 00:27:20 EDT
So I was hanging out at the local drag strip just a short while ago and I went to throw away the trash from my lunch, as a responsible caring adult would; that and I was tired of hearing my friend bitch about how hot it was.
Anyways, so there I am, dropping the burger wrapper into the trash when I hear an odd humming noise, kind of deep with a off sync tone to it, like there was more than one person humming. 'Whatever' I thought to myself, 'its nothing important, probably just some bitch ass little import'.
WRONG! HORRIBLY HORRIBLY WRONG! Out of the can comes what looks like a couple F-15's with sharpened telephone poles attached to the end that immediately start chasing my ass around while I faintly hear 'flight of the valyries' playing in the background. So there I am running faster than I would have thought I could without a chainsaw wielding madman inspiring me with three or four of these wasps chasing me like cops chasing a black guy driving a powdered donut. Now these wasps are about three quarters as long as my thumb, and they are this horrible reddish orange color, similar to the poison dart frogs you see on National Geographic, and they are out for my blood.
Eventually I shake them by running into the pro shop and hide out for a while before venturing back to my car when my class was called to the lanes. Now I have looked around trying to find exactly what kind of hornets these were(not very hard mind you, as I'm a lazy bastard) but found nothing. I was just wondering if anyone of you poor bastards here have seen these death bees or know what they are. If so, I would love to know.
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-24 19:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-24 18:26:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-24 18:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go outside and get some sun or some exercise, fuckhead.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-05-24 14:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You mean Valkyries.
making intelligent references then botching the spelling makes you look really stupid.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-24 13:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-24 09:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I fucking hate those evil fuckers.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-24 01:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you all. That was funny.
Once I made a pipe out of a soda can that I got from a dumpster. Me and my friend each took one hit, then set it on the dashboard. A bee crawled out of it and flew out the window.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-24 00:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-24 00:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just take the hint.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-05-24 00:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
<loud moan>