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PYS: The Fire in Dr. Kearn (or, Experima, I am Going to Make Love to You Now.) (793 hits)

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Rating: 1.5 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Puking Dog (View user info) at 2008-05-24 10:42:30 EDT


Wailing Wintry Wind played. He sat in a straight backed wooden chair. Her small naked body approached. Straddled him. Slid onto him. Their tongues met in the air and they moaned into each other's mouths. She rocked and came, always kissing. His hand covered the small of her back. Held her. His hands slid down her calves. Clenched onto her feet. Pulled her legs up, feet on her ass. His palms felt the tops of her feet, his fingers curved down her cheeks and he began to come. It was like fire. Instantly he was running out of her. She clenched him from inside. His hand covered the small of her back. She came with him. They moaned into each other's mouths. Always kissing. Staring into each other's eyes. After, they held each other silently. I love you, he said silently to himself. Plus two, she said silently to herself.

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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-28 07:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-05-28 03:39:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-27 11:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-05-25 22:12:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 21:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-25 17:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

But... what? How? Who?

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-25 16:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh, my love you have stabbed me through the heart...

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-24 22:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HA!

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-24 19:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Get in line, pal.

Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-24 18:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Heh. I doubt it pal, we've all seen the pictures of the ugly she-male friend and the faggot twinkie you hang out with:


http://www.ubersite.com/m/114732

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-24 18:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-24 18:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Go outside and get some sun or some exercise, fuckhead.


Back off. That bitch is mine.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-24 13:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

but of course.

Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-24 13:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

With respect, inspired by your kindness and thoughtfulness, and of course your pictures.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-24 13:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-24 07:57:57 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Plus two, she said silently to herself.





_________________


Fucking ACE.
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HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! PukingDog, you continue to fucking rock.

ps that was pretty hot.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-24 13:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't wait until experima reads this.

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-05-24 13:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy fuck, I'm horny.

Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-05-24 11:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

plus two indeed !

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-24 10:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Plus two, she said silently to herself.





_________________


Fucking ACE.


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