Uberdirectory camwhore + I Have Telekinetic Powers (951 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.01 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by spyder882001 (View user info) at 2008-05-24 20:25:49 EDT
Here is me, I used my Telekinesis to blur this picture. Not really but it would be awesome wouldn't it. Although I might be a little psychic, or was that psycho? Oh well, I'm gonna go get stoned.
User Reviews
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-05-26 02:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow! Your amazing magnetism had the power to attract Ebolagay to this post over and over again.
Congratulations.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 21:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a +2 because I'm a histronic, alcoholic, douchebag, pathetic silo of a loser and I was being a jerk to everybody because, well, I can be.
That said, you still look like a dicksmith.
Sorry.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2008-05-25 21:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, when Director gets on someone, he sure does give it his all.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-25 16:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 03:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I had to look up "histronic."
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Sweet Jesus.
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-05-25 16:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-25 10:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-25 09:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. You look like an idiot
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Looks can be deceiving,
just, not in this case
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-05-25 15:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-05-24 23:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like the werewolf-priest from that old Stephen King movie with the kid in the wheelchair.
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Do you mean Silver Bullet
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-05-25 15:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't put that link on the uberboard.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-25 11:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What a fucking stupid post.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-25 10:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-25 09:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. You look like an idiot.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-25 09:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. You look like an idiot.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-25 04:33:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SEE TO THE EITCH TO THE AY VEE... Err... EXCLAIMATION!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 03:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I had to look up "histronic."
It's funny you know. Sometimes when you read a book and you identify with the villians, it makes you wonder if you have whatever "personality disorder" the villians had. A good example of that is "In Cold Blood." Capote made the murderers seem very human and easy to relate to.
Same thing with the definition of "histronic" that I just found. There are some things in the description that I definitly recognize in my behaviour.
Then again there are things in my personality that I recognize in descriptions of Teddy Roosevelt.
The point is, attempts to define a personality "disorder" are kind of dumb.
And I can't sleep.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-25 03:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Director comes across as so histrionic and pathetic in his responses that it makes me miss rob_berg.
:(
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 03:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
But, for WHOEVER did it;
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
It only means I got to you.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 03:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
On the assumption, of course, that the person in this photograph is the person who made the uber board posts.
I have a feeling it's not.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 03:27:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The other thing that always amazes me is that people try to insult me by calling me a drunk...but...uh...dumbfuck...you and no one else would have ever known that if I HADN'T WRITTEN ABOUT IT in the first place.
You think I'm somehow supposed to be offended or ashamed of it?
The stupidity of the human race never ceases to amaze.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 03:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ha! What was "tough" about my review? I always slam people as creativly as I can think of off the top of my head and that was the first thing that came to mind, but "tough?"
And how does naming my cat smirnoff mean I "play a different tune?"
hahahahaha. People who put shit on the Uberboard for retaliation purposes amaze me. You'll waste money to make a public insult in the hopes that it'll hurt my feelings or embarrass me?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
You and Beano should hang out; you're both fucking brilliant.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-25 03:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 00:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-05-24 20:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why New York City?
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Because out of all the people who died there, you're the only one who *should* have.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-05-25 00:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just farted in my hand and threw it in my face.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-05-24 23:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like the werewolf-priest from that old Stephen King movie with the kid in the wheelchair.
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-05-24 20:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-24 20:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you fall off a skyscraper and impale yourself on a pointy lamp post on the streets of New York City, while citing the Lord's Prayer on the way down. I also hope your ass guts spray all over an old lady walking her poodles.
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Why New York City?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-24 20:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-24 20:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you fall off a skyscraper and impale yourself on a pointy lamp post on the streets of New York City, while citing the Lord's Prayer on the way down. I also hope your ass guts spray all over an old lady walking her poodles.