I'm Trapped In A Glass Cage Of Emoshunnal PAAAAIIIIN! (983 hits)
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Submitted by Director (View user info) at 2008-05-24 21:20:10 EDT
Right now I'd like to kill about 50,000 people. With my bare hands. I'd love to just wallow in blood. I haven't had a drink in a long, long, long time and I really *need* to wallow in something, for fuck's sake.
I think there was some Russian or Eastern European bitch Queen or something who would regularly bathe in the blood of young women in the belief that it would keep HER young. I don't really care about staying young, per say, but I'd sure as fuck like to bathe in some blood.
That'd be kind of cool, if somewhat salty. And sticky. Might as well take a cum bath, really.
Ok well fuck it then I don't want a blood bathe or a cum bath, but I'd still like to kill about 50,000 people.
What would that be like? I mean, I've already killed before, so what's another 49,998? See, the first time it left me seriously disturbed. But I'm so fucking unstable anymore that killing 49,998 more probably wouldn't make much difference.
Besides, throughout history, the more people you kill, the better leader you are made out to be. How many does Bush has on his hands? Granted, he didn't directly kill them, but most of those dead folks over in Iraq and Afgani-land are a result of the brain of W. Anyway history may yet someday view him as a great leader; who knows? I mean I doubt it but stranger things have happened.
Funny. Out of sheer fucking boredom the other day I looked up the online ancestory of Georgie Porgie. His family in America goes back to at least the 1600's. I got bored at that point and didn't look any further. In the time it took me to type out what I just typed out I totally forgot what the fuck the point of mentioning Bush's lineage was. I think it was something about if you'd taken just one of the people along that bloodline out of the equation, there wouldn't be this huge fucking mess in Iraq right now.
Which just goes to prove my belief that life is just a random fuck contest. Whoever gets the most pussy wins. And somewhere along the line, the offspring of someone you fucked is going to seriously fuck up the world. Because let's face it; even when someone invents something useful, like, say, aresol spray cans, they're just fucking up the world. Seriously. That shit fucks up the ozone layer or something.
I mean if you really think about it, what's the best invention of the last 10 or 20 years? I'm gonna go with the cell phone. And you know what? Those goddamn things cause car crashes and brain cancer. NICE GOING, MR. CELL PHONE INVENTOR MAN.
Not that I care. I hope you get brain cancer. Or a car crash. Or both. At once.
So, aside from being an unstable bloodluster what else is this post about? Give me a moment and I'll think of something.
Anyway my cheeseburger (from Pizza House, ha ha) is here. I live near Detroit and we're watching the Redwings. So far the most exciting thing I've seen is the Pittsburg goalie eating shit as he came out of the dressing room. How humiliating that must have been. All excited and shit, game about to begin, you come out of the gate onto the ice and fucking BAM. On your face. Shitty.
I think I wanna look up some Jewish porn. Are there any Jewish porn stars? The few porn stars I know of all seem to be white girls of European descent. Like Jenna Jameson. And I think there are some asian sluts too. But how often do you see the little Jewish Princesses of the world getting buttfucked?
NOT OFTEN ENOUGH, I say. I wanna see a Heb ass in the air and a Heb nose smooshed against a sofa cushion. RIGHT NOW.
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-05-25 22:09:48 EDT (#)
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Elizabeth Bathory?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 21:35:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-25 20:40:27 EDT (#)
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Do us all a favor and go to the Holy Land when you're ready to start on your 50,000.
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I really don't think it'd make much difference where I start. People suck the world over.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-25 20:40:27 EDT (#)
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"Anyway history may yet someday view him as a great leader; who knows? I mean I doubt it but stranger things have happened."
History will be kind to George W. Bush, by Ed Koch (in Israel, maybe!) http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtribune/WTARC/2008/ss_politics0153_05_20.asp
"Anyone who knows me is aware that I am a proud American and a proud Jew who, while not religiously observant, fiercely loves and defends his faith. It has become fashionable for Americans in general, Jew and gentile, to hold President George W. Bush up to derision. As I believe many readers and listeners of my commentaries know, I crossed party lines in 2004 to support the President's reelection, saying at the time that I did not agree with him on a single domestic issue, but I did believe he was the only one running who appreciated the threat of Islamic terrorism to American values and Western civilization and was prepared to wage a war to defend those values."
Read, "...who appreciated the threat of Israel's neighbors to Israel and appreciated all the money the Israeli lobby could contribute to his campaign."
Do us all a favor and go to the Holy Land when you're ready to start on your 50,000.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-25 19:44:46 EDT (#)
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You obviously need something to fill the void left in your life when you stopped drinking. I'd suggest methamphetamines. I think they'd compliment your personality.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-25 13:12:53 EDT (#)
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Emo alert.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-05-25 12:18:09 EDT (#)
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Therre's nothing quite like scratch and sniff joo-porn.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-25 11:55:37 EDT (#)
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I was an asshole last night.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-25 10:16:26 EDT (#)
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I have no idea what the fuck the boy in the plastic bubble has to do with anything, but there were a few agreeable points in here.
Submitted by HerrSchniedelwichs (user info) at 2008-05-25 08:19:10 EDT (#)
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You need to get your fat ass off the couch and do some sports to relieve the stress. Trust me, you won't be able to care less about Bush and his silly gang of imbeciles.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-25 07:45:52 EDT (#)
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Kill yourself in a cum bath. Problem solved.
Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-05-25 00:56:22 EDT (#)
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blood............ mmmmmmmmmmmm............ blood.........
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 00:29:12 EDT (#)
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Hey I'm no one to judge Hoss. I did that for nearly a decade. Drink up Cochise.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-05-25 00:23:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 00:21:35 EDT (#)
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I'd get a rifle but I don't like guns.
I'd get a six pack but I can't drink anymore and expect to survive.
"Stirring?"
Huh.
I've had two six packs already, alone, in my apartment, on saturday night.
Leave me alone.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 00:21:35 EDT (#)
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I'd get a rifle but I don't like guns.
I'd get a six pack but I can't drink anymore and expect to survive.
"Stirring?"
Huh.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-05-25 00:17:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-24 22:33:56 EDT (#)
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Apparently, Linus's sister Lucy won't fuck him anymore, his mommy took away his security blanket, and his thumbs have been chopped off.
Thus he's resorted to shitposting on Ubersite.
I guffawed at this.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-05-25 00:15:58 EDT (#)
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Stirring and thought-provoking.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-05-24 23:57:59 EDT (#)
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Geez man. Get yourself a six-pack or an assault rifle already.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-24 23:08:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-24 22:57:21 EDT (#)
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Oo, no thumbs, that's a nasty thought.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-24 22:33:56 EDT (#)
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Apparently, Linus's sister Lucy won't fuck him anymore, his mommy took away his security blanket, and his thumbs have been chopped off.
Thus he's resorted to shitposting on Ubersite.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-24 22:29:57 EDT (#)
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Apparently, Director's ratings are all he has left in life and that makes me laugh.
Always laughing at you.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-24 22:21:55 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Linus
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-24 22:20:58 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about PepsiCoke
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Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-05-24 22:10:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-24 21:50:57 EDT (#)
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I haven't heard a fucking thing about you. Too bad about that.
Oh wait. No it's not.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-24 21:46:21 EDT (#)
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I hear you're a drunk.
Too bad about that really.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-24 21:42:54 EDT (#)
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I'm afraid you forgot to put a bullet up your left nostril.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-24 21:40:35 EDT (#)
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I'm afraid you're just playing this game very poorly.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-24 21:38:21 EDT (#)
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Ha Ha you're a cumstain on your mother's bra!
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-24 21:36:02 EDT (#)
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Haha, you're in pain!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-24 21:35:27 EDT (#)
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Bubble Boy!!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-24 21:33:42 EDT (#)
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Explain how it is that you manage to fuck moth assholes (even with your tiny dick) and I'll explain my reasons for this post to you.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-24 21:30:07 EDT (#)
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What the fuck?
No explanation?