Tarot (2975 hits)
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Rating: 1.04 on 121 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by experima (View user info) at 2008-05-24 22:44:06 EDT
the round, reddish fruit
full and heavy.
the shape and the weight of it
bending the branch.
tiny tickles on my palm
as it rests in my hand
waiting to be picked.
pick!
the sound of snapping
a leaf flutters
and it's all mine.
flesh on flesh
ripe and succulent, wanting
to be eaten.
lips open
tongue raises slightly in the middle
anticipating the touch of
sweet skin.
tick!
the sound of biting, piercing
parted teeth fiercely
but gently
sink in.
wet-bursting, running
down joy-bellows cheeks
sucking quickly to catch all
its sticky, sweet bruise
the shape and the weight of it
deep in my mouth now
my pinkish-stained tongue
licks the paradise juice
User Reviews
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-07-16 16:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Doggy Style winner!
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-01 20:39:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-06-25 15:15:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:35:27 EDT (#)
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Nice.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thank you
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2008-05-28 00:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No comment.
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-05-27 11:28:46 EDT (#)
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Jeez 1600 views mostly by one Jakey.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-05-27 07:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i love carrots
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-26 23:17:39 EDT (#)
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what if the bag is plastic so that i may see your lovely face
i went to see my doctor naked and wrapped in cellophane
he said i can clearly see your nuts
it was the best thing for me really
my therapy was going nowhere
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-26 22:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hotwillie wouldn't make a comment like that.
he'd consider it "rude."
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-26 20:51:07 EDT (#)
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this was wonderful so sexy i wanted to run out and buy a bag of peaches, empty them into a bowl and pull the bag down over your head
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-26 15:33:57 EDT (#)
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m: that's my name!
hope you like the poetry contest this spawned, HBTS
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-05-26 14:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was a little messed up there. m=http://www.ubersite.com/m/99064
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-26 13:12:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-05-26 08:31:37 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's too bad vaginas don't really taste like peaches. I like the taste of a nice fresh vagina but if they came in peach flavor I would really enjoy poon licking.
Not that I don't enjoy it already but peach flavored poon would be nice for a change.
http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/e30c/food_noteworthy-39948.jpeg
^ is the best tasting ice cream I have ever had.
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http://www.aglamesis.com/store/product_info.php?products_id=42
this is the best ice cream in the whole world.
mess: what are you talking about? mmm?
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-05-26 12:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-25 19:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ooooooooh messmind. go ask rorrim for a 2!
Rorrim is in hybernation : http://www.ubersite.com/m/99496#2704457
+2 for mmmmm. Why m, by the way? mother,mistress,mookie??? just curious...
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-05-26 11:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
or maybe it's too bad that peaches don't come in puss flavor.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-05-26 11:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's too bad vaginas don't really taste like peaches. I like the taste of a nice fresh vagina but if they came in peach flavor I would really enjoy poon licking.
Not that I don't enjoy it already but peach flavored poon would be nice for a change.
http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/e30c/food_noteworthy-39948.jpeg
^ is the best tasting ice cream I have ever had.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-26 02:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ooooh, yeah, trainspotting. damn! now i want to see that again.
i've been watching annie hall
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-05-26 00:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you should watch trainspotting for good carlyle.
No way Ah'm poisonin' mah body with that shite! Nothin' but pure chemicals...
*shoots whiskey and drags a cig*
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-26 00:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
diavola says full monty.
that makes me want to watch it too.
1600 hits? really? i didn't look.
diavola seems to be inspired by how you review pokeypecker ;)
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-26 00:18:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1600 + hits.
When are you going to sign your Star on the Ubersite Walk Of Fame?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-26 00:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by diavola (user info) at 2008-05-26 00:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is a masterpiece!
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I concur.
We can't decide whether to watch "The Full Monty," or "Children of Men." My friends says the latter is great; I've never seen it. I remember the Full Monty being pretty goddamn funny though.
What does Diavola think?
Submitted by diavola (user info) at 2008-05-26 00:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is a masterpiece!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-25 22:50:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hi, U!
ah, all the old gang is here.
:)
except rob.
:(
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-05-25 22:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hi, E!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-25 22:27:29 EDT (#)
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i love salisbury steak...even though i'm not quite sure what it actually is.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 22:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like how this post has 1500 + hits. You posted it about 10 minutes after mine last night.
I feel like someone cut in line in front of me and got the last salisbury steak at the school cafeteria.
:-(
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-05-25 22:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-25 22:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks y'all
bubba, i can't find the star wars IV thing online. now i'm all confused
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-25 22:00:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 21:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus. I was gonna shoot for a .60 for ya but I don't see it happening and my pals await. Cya.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 21:58:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 21:57:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 21:56:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 21:56:13 EDT (#)
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FUCK! did it again.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 21:55:51 EDT (#)
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Don't feel bad about the rating though.
Beano used two of his alters to cut my overall rating in half, which I think is pretty funny, really.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 21:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooops. Shit. Sorry.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 21:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, yes, it was.
Sorry.
But you wrote it for your one true love, right? So all's fair in love and war and all that shit.
Even gag reflex inducing poetry.
<ducks>
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-25 21:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks hahaha the rating still sucks!
maybe because this poem was 'peach faggotry'
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 21:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think I can get it much higher.
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 21:44:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 21:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-25 21:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes you are. maybe you should do some hard penance and 2 this enough to make up for all those goddamn -2s.
mmmmmm hard penance.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 21:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a baaaaaaaaad boy.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-25 19:33:06 EDT (#)
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ooooooooh messmind. go ask rorrim for a 2!
:)
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-05-25 19:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-25 19:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and pasta, it grows on the spaghetti tree
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-25 18:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
plums grow on trees. so does money, and happiness.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-25 17:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well as i told hbts this morning, it was supposed to be about plums, but i couldn't sort out whether they grew on trees or not.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-25 17:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Truce accepted. I'm not liking the peaches imagery but admittedly better than a -2.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-25 16:18:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-24 23:01:26 EDT (#)
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thanks, linus (bohme?)
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Nice, I wish I had a prize for you.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-25 15:57:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
director is finally flipping out.
dude, kill yourself live online.
it's be sweet.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-25 14:55:01 EDT (#)
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hahaha pukingdog you crack me up
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-25 14:32:53 EDT (#)
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See that's what I mean. Thoughtfulness. As opposed to "Rook! Ha ha, gooks," etc... shit
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-25 14:00:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-25 10:53:54 PDT (#)
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Woah
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indeed
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-25 13:57:49 EDT (#)
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zebra! i was wondering what happened to you.
the whole thing started when i was reading a piece by May Sarton, which included the line "the shape and weight of the poem as a whole." I enjoyed that imagery quite a bit so I picked up a pen and played with that line for about 15 minutes. It could have been developed more, I agree. Just one of those things where you read a few words and they make you want to write a little.
the tarot came in later, as the fruit and sensuality imagery reminded me of a recent spread that included "the lovers" and "ripeness."
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 13:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for "WHAT THE HOLY FUCK?" inducing review below.
With that, I am gone.
You know where to find me.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-25 13:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Woah
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2008-05-25 13:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is a little obvious for my taste (pun intended) but still enjoyable.
A little article-heavy, perhaps.
for example:
round, reddish fruit
full and heavy
shape and weight
bending branch
(although 'shape' is ill considered, having nothing to do with that which bends the branch - I would suggest qualifying weight there, lots of sexy things you can do with weight, and using shape elsewhere)
You might use more alliteration and onomatopoeia; what's there worked well.
Sweet bruise is good. Paradise juice is not.
Reference the smells, also.
Nothing sexier than smell.
Overall, very nice.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 13:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude.
Xtube is fucking nasty. If I want to see internet porn there are probably 200 billion sites better than that sleazepit.
Leave it to a guy who's been stabbed by a "lover" to point the way to that place.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-25 13:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
well, we'll never see the director again.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 13:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spot on, except for Xtube. I don't konw what that is, but I'm about to find out.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-25 13:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've got a fair few ideas about what you do on a Saturday night and none of them involve dancing, read on MacDuff:
6.30PM: Arrive home from dead end, low waged, unskilled job. Exhaustedly microwave some vile processed shit from the back of the freezer. Consume said shite whilst listlessly flicking through basic cable.
7.00PM: Go on Ubersite and make 'witty' comments insinuating homosexuality and various other 'classics'
7.15PM: Visit XTube, search for 'Fat whores who look like my miserable bitch of a mother.
7.15.26PM: Ejaculate and return to Ubersite, continue to make lame comments before passing out, drooling on your keyboard. Upon waking the next morning make no attempt to leave the house, tidy or clean your slovenly body; instead, continue to write shite on the internet to people who think you're a pathetic jakey cunt.
NB, jakey - pathetic loser who pissed his life up a wall and complains to internet strangers rather than trying to better himself.
It's not a pretty picture is it?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-25 13:17:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I know 40 year olds who go dancing. Of course they have people to dance with.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 13:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(+2 fuck me)
You're a fine one to talk about wasting time on this website, sweetie.
Besides, I'm 40 years old. You think I go out fucking dancing on Saturday nights?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-25 13:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(+2 fuck Director)
That has got to be the shittest 'dissection' of an insult I've ever read.
Do the world a favour, drink a litre of paint-stripper/Smirnoff and end it all. You're a fucking joke, especially if you're spending your Saturday nights on a goddamned website. Utterly pathetic.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 13:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I might be bi-polar.
Ask anyone that knows me and they'll tell you I'm a douche.
I don't know what the fuck a silo is, unless you're talking about grain storage, and I don't think you are.
Are you?
But I spare the world shit poetry, and there's a lot to be said for that.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-25 12:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
marginwalker is fucking cool.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2008-05-25 12:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I mean, I like peaches and all....
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-25 12:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Director: Uber's very own bi-polar douche silo.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 12:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Meh. Fuck it. I'm back to being a dick again.
This sucks.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 12:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was being a dick. That happens to me in the wee hours. I turn into a large, semen spurtin' male organ.
I still hate poetry though.
Unless your name is Robert Frost.
Because that's just a cool name.
Bob Frost.
Bobby Frost.
Frosty the Bob.
Bobby Frostman.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-25 12:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I LOVE YOU ALL!
well, all except one. otherwise
I LOVE YOU ALL
private message: sorry for the "faggotry about peaches"
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-05-25 12:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Bart and experima sitting in a tree.......
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-25 09:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tarot is bullshit, so are poems on Uber.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-25 09:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Loves the cock below.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-25 08:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry hon, but this blew.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-25 07:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well fuck it's actually a fine little poem regardless of the sexual desire angle. Any internet hopeful that doesn't want to fuck you loves the cock anyway.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-25 07:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG! THIS IS LIKE SOFT PORN!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-25 07:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-05-25 05:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Peachy fucking creamy.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-05-25 04:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-25 02:36:45 EDT (#)
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it was originally called 'the lovers' if that helps any. there's also a 'ripeness' card in my deck.
happy birthday
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-05-25 02:31:48 EDT (#)
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the title made me think you were gonna talk about a read or something...
then the peaches confused me
Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-05-25 00:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shunnnnnnnnnnn
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 00:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I honestly don't give a flying fucking rat's ass how the fuck you spell it, smartass.
I'm outta here. This circle jerk is making me ill.
Ta.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 00:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-24 23:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
All the internet hopefuls that wanna fuck you are gonna overwhelm this post with 200 zillion +1's and 2's
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-05-25 00:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's a +2 for experima because she's so hot. By the way, I live in Hollywood so I'm pretty near you, plus I give amazing, brain-melting cunnilingus. Oh, and I love peaches.
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-25 00:25:27 EDT (#)
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holy fuck, pandora. come on over.
"cantaloupe."
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-05-25 00:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's a +2 for experima because she's so hot. By the way, I live in Hollywood so I'm pretty near you, plus I give amazing, brain-melting cunnilingus. Oh, and I love peaches.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 00:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not me.
If I want to think about fucking a piece of fruit, I'll stick with a warm watermelon or cantalope.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-25 00:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<3 puck
lol@B_B
hands up, who gets turned on by that picture?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-05-24 23:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
PEACHES COME IN A CAN
THEY WERE PUT THERE BY A MAN
IN A FACTORY DOWNTOWN
Submitted by peacenik_in_hell (user info) at 2008-05-24 23:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by peacenik_in_hell (user info) at 2008-05-24 23:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"writing always means hiding something in such a way that it then is discovered." - italo calvino.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-24 23:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks, linus (bohme?)
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-24 23:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck it.
I have to provide some balance here. All the internet hopefuls that wanna fuck you are gonna overwhelm this post with 200 zillion +1's and 2's, so it's my solemn duty to give this an official, old skool ubersite elder(ish) -2 die bitch die.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-24 22:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-24 22:54:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-24 19:52:04 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a VERY vaginal fruit picture.
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isn't it delightful?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-24 22:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what's not what who calls what, steak?
lol@bagel. ah, the ol' christ you people suck post. if i didn't get a link to that it wouldn't be worth posting a poem.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-24 22:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a VERY vaginal fruit picture.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-24 22:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110784
I'd -3,297 this but I've been mean enough to you lately so take this bagel and count your blessings.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-05-24 22:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's not what we call them.