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ninja poetry (598 hits)

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Rating: 0.12 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by shwasome (View user info) at 2008-05-25 16:07:28 EDT


ninjas are fucking sweet
they can even make chuck norris weep
they can even kick you without using their feet
they showed the kiwis how to rape sheep
you thought that was a dream? a ninja fucked you in your sleep

ninjas invented beer

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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-27 10:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

pirates > ninjas

Submitted by sword (user info) at 2008-05-26 03:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Old memes in an uninspiring way.

The poem looks like English Quintain but with no regard for meter. The lines are an awkward mouthful and its not really that funny.

Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2008-05-26 02:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by VileSin (user info) at 2008-05-26 01:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-05-25 22:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 21:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I giggled.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-25 17:59:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-25 17:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

As I always have, I will now and shall forever.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-25 17:42:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

just shower me with 2s and make it all better

Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-25 17:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I never meant to hurt you.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-25 17:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this post was so silly it made me laugh.

PD...let's not disagree anymore.

Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-25 17:06:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this post fucking blows
more than you could possibly knows
the rhymes are full of woes
etc. etc.


Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-25 16:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-25 16:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-25 16:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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