Tarot Expanded: Submission For The First Annual HBTS Poetry Classic (666 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.42 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (View user info) at 2008-05-26 13:16:26 EDT
Reference: http://www.ubersite.com/m/116919
My cards are labeled Tarot,
There's marot in my bones
I watched a flying sparot
Turn into thirteen clones
Stay on the straight and narot
Fall not onto the ground
The farmer with his harot
Will slice you by the pound
His wife with wheelbarot
Will gather you for food
They'll play a game of Pharot
And eat your ass but good
:)
User Reviews
Submitted by ProseIsDead (user info) at 2008-09-10 01:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-09 17:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not part of the deal.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-29 22:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hey bubba how come orgasmatron and jack and the others you auto +2 didn't rate your post?
it's been on the front page for days and you get no love
do they avoid it because it's shite?
do they see your name and cringe?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-27 21:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-27 04:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sure there is some inside joke here but I didn't get it at all.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-26 18:02:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-26 16:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
allow me to be the third to properly rate this piece of shit
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-26 17:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-26 16:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
allow me to be the first to properly rate this piece of shit
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-05-26 15:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
++++++++++++
yes
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-05-26 14:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm! You misspelled some words there dipship.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-26 13:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I should do it for laughs now.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-26 13:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My bad. Any of you cunts steal her poetry criteria and I'll send you all AIDS in an envelope. I recently employed some people to do sleuthing for me; this is a very serious threat and should not be taken lightly.
Have at it Experima, I've scared them off!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-26 13:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup HBTS, I was gonna do that for you.
now everybody's gonna.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-26 13:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You magnificent bastard, this was very funny; I feel so confused!
Seriously though, if someone wrote an awesome poem featuring references to metal bands from the 80's, guns, violence, pillaging, vikings and aliens it would be amazing. Like 'The Odyssey' for the modern era.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-26 13:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<giggle giggle giggle>
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-26 13:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pure faggotry!
:)
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-05-26 13:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i laughed.