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What is your real name? (1605 hits)

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Rating: -0.5 on 87 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by GeorgeWashington (View user info) at 2008-05-26 20:01:48 EDT


That's all.
What is your real name in real life.
I'm Philip.

Apollo sucks.

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Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2008-05-30 12:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.sledgehammertotheface.com/kick.gif

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-05-30 10:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Perro Loco

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-30 05:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm George.

Seriously, i'm Method's alt.


Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-05-29 17:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Louis Cypher

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-29 17:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fred below

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-05-29 17:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Look at my user name. Take a wild guess.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-29 17:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Tom Sawyer

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-05-29 16:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Major-General Augustus Beefhawk

Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2008-05-29 16:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

asl?

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-29 10:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am actually Ned Jarret.

Submitted by Tarka (user info) at 2008-05-29 10:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Mike Hawk
eat me.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-05-29 09:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Jesus

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-29 08:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Felcher McFarlane. I'm the odd one of the family.

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-05-28 23:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Mike Oxlong - Fuck you.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-05-28 22:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Howie Feltersnatch

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-05-28 19:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

goddammit all the good answers are taken

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-28 19:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-05-28 19:05:00 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hi! My name is! (WHAT?) My name is! (WHO?)
My name is! SLIM SHADY

======

You missed the 'Chicka Chicka'.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-28 19:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

THEY CALL ME MR. TIBBS!

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-28 17:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Is it Mary or Sue?

Do I stand a chance with you?

It's so hard to find a personality...etc...

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Martin.


Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hi! My name is! (WHAT?) My name is! (WHO?)
My name is! SLIM SHADY




Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-28 11:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:52:32 CDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Apollo is a smug, trolling, antagonistic, overpaid pussy.

Watching him die before my eyes would please me like few other things in life ever could.


hey! i'm not a troll.




Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-28 11:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Chim Richolds, its not important.

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 10:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Oh and Method is gay and my real name is Derrick.

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 10:52:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Apollo is a smug, trolling, antagonistic, overpaid pussy.

Watching him die before my eyes would please me like few other things in life ever could.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-05-28 10:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

shit i was going to say Robert Paulson. what a douche you are, Method

Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-05-28 01:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-27 02:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

My name is Inigo Montoya.

You killed my father.

Prepare... to die.
=====
*full body shiver* I thought I dreamed that piece of cinematic chimp-fuckery.

Crystal

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2008-05-28 00:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

JMG114

I am a robot prototype, programmed to ram into things repeatedly, like walls, lively banter, and women.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-05-27 23:05:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i like apollo

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-05-27 19:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Barney Stinson



Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2008-05-27 19:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

They call me the Beast. They have good reason to.



Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-27 18:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sexy


at least, that's what everyone calls me.

Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-05-27 18:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am Spartacus!

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2008-05-27 15:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

er... I'm just Kat.


ass wipe.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-27 14:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bond. James Bond.

























Pazzow!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-27 14:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Robert Paulson

Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-05-27 13:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Master Blaster..I run Bartertown

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-27 12:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ian, I'm a minor threat

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-27 12:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

alain laflamme

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-27 12:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sharon Stone

Submitted by Amberatvp (user info) at 2008-05-27 09:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Irving Zisman...

Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-05-27 09:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fanny Batter

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-27 09:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2008-05-27 01:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is it bad if I first assumed your name was: I Am Better, A Tit.

I wonder what that says about me...



that's how i read it the first time too.


anybody who's remotely close to being anyody knows my name.

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-05-27 07:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ok, for real now

mouldy marvin

Submitted by DanielJackings (user info) at 2008-05-27 07:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-05-26 20:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hi I'm david

-------

I'm david too!

Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-05-27 07:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

sally walker

Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-05-27 07:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

my name?

why it's

-2 DIE!


Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-27 06:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My name is Sue.

How do you do?

Now you're gonna die.

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-27 03:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sally Walker.

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-05-27 03:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Liar McFibalot.

Irish grandfather...

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2008-05-27 03:37:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Bort Cilfone (Bart's wiser, older and straight brother)

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-27 02:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

My name is Inigo Montoya.

You killed my father.

Prepare... to die.

Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2008-05-27 01:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is it bad if I first assumed your name was: I Am Better, A Tit.

I wonder what that says about me...

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-05-27 01:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

David Dasslehoff... You can call me the Hoff

Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2008-05-26 23:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You guys are funny.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-05-26 23:28:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

shane a. n. egan

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-26 23:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

matthew

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-26 22:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2008-05-26 22:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

mark.


it came up from a negative rating, that is why
======================
Bullshit. When it comes down from a + rating it doesn't show +0.
Go home and read up on software.


Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-05-26 22:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

In Project Mayhem, we have no names sir.

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2008-05-26 22:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

bvb

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2008-05-26 22:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

bvn

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2008-05-26 22:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2008-05-26 22:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

mark.


it came up from a negative rating, that is why

Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-05-26 22:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How the hell can something have a negative zero rating??

screenshot here:
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x293/decepticon666/negativezero.jpg

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-05-26 22:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Unabonger is my christian name.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-05-26 22:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-26 21:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Roger Kint. My friends call me Verbal.


===================

Awesome

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-05-26 21:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

loki

jeez what's wrong with you

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-26 21:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Daniel Howard Frazier. Why?

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-26 21:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dwight Schrute

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-26 21:29:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-05-26 21:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-05-26 20:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Eric D. Rice

----

That alone gets this post a +2
==============
Which means JAS is a fucking alter.

Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-05-26 21:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-05-26 20:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Eric D. Rice

----

That alone gets this post a +2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-26 21:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-26 21:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

my name is jonnyx
==================
Your name is irrelevant. You are an asswipe.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-26 21:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

my name is jonnyx

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-26 21:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Roger Kint. My friends call me Verbal.



Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-26 21:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Ask Hot (X) Willie.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-05-26 20:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hi I'm david


Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-05-26 20:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Horatio Sanchez Omar Rodriguez...



...the third.

Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-05-26 20:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Eric D. Rice

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-26 20:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Phil McCracken

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-26 20:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-26 20:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The name`s Bond, James Bond.




surprised someone else hasn`t pulled that.
==============================================

No one else is as fucking stupid and boring as you.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-26 20:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The name`s Bond, James Bond.




surprised someone else hasn`t pulled that.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-26 20:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You pegged Apollo.

Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-05-26 20:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

but that's

Jack DePhallus to you

Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-05-26 20:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Jacky DePhallus

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-26 20:05:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Vagina McClit

Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-05-26 20:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

salut!
I'm TheGoat..


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