With those 4 words... Plus, Bonus Camwhore from before I became an empty shell (3289 hits)
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Submitted by Squirrelly Girl (View user info) at 2008-05-27 15:39:56 EDT
My family has never been what you would call affectionate. Hugs and warm wishes were not passed around often, neither were words of support or praise. But what was unspoken was not unknown. I knew my family would always be there for me. I knew they would support me in whatever choices I made. I knew they loved me.
I can't even remember the last time my mother told me she loved me. Being a victim of a very (and I stress the word very) abusive marriage to the only man she had been with since the age of 13, my mother was never very vocal with her feelings. As a child I took for granted the small things my mother did for me and now, as an adult, can see that those small tokens she offered were her own way of saying she cared.
My husband on the other hand comes from a very "I love you" household. Whether during a holiday or simply hanging up the phone after a 5 minute conversation the words spill out effortlessly, and in my mind meaninglessly. "Luvyatoobye" escapes my husbands lips at least once a day.
Saturday all of that changed. What I thought was just another routine meeting with one of my many doctors turned out to be so much more.
"We've tried so much..." "Low success rate..." "Blast phase..." "Another operation would be futile..."
Statements flew around the room, some words registering, others not. From what I understand all of the chemicals they've pumped into my body have done diddily squat and every operation and painful procedure I've subjected myself to over the last (what seems like) billion years was all for naught.
The cancer remains. It's spread. There is little more they can do.
Seated in the sticky mahogany leather chair in my doctors office I pondered what exactly that meant. My mind simply couldn't grasp the concept. I suppose the best way I can explain it is when your were a child, laying on your back on a grassy field on a warm summer night, looking up at the star-covered sky and trying to fathom what exactly "Forever" is.
Forever and The End, though on completely opposite ends of meaning, are both nearly impossible for our minds to handle.
Saturday afternoon found me at home, curled up on the couch, my mother and husband helping me sort through random boxes of junk I've acquired over the years. Random pictures of me at unknown locales, receipts from fancy restaurants I don't remember visiting, ticket stubs to movies I barely remember seeing. It seemed my entire life was nothing more than a series of moments so insignificant that even I can't be bothered to remember the details.
The evening came to an end much sooner than I would have liked (time seems to be moving so fast nowadays) and my mother needed rest. She stood up from the floor, placed the box she was shuffling through on the counter, grabbed her keys and made her way towards the door.
She paused then, her hand inches away from the knob. Turning around and walking towards me, determination yet fear in her eyes, she wrapped her arms around me.
A moment passed. Then two. I felt her body tremble, the tense muscles in her back that only unspilled tears can cause. In the softest of voices, as though she was too scared to say it any louder, she whispered.
"I love you Munchkin."
Munchkin. She hadn't called me that in years. Much like the movie tickets and random pictures that term of endearment she used for me was lost both in time and our minds.
She left seconds later, leaving me on the couch with tears spilling down my face and a knot growing so large in my throat I could barely swallow. With those 4 words my mother, though her intentions were good, managed to put it all into perspective for me.
I am going to die.
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-28 11:22:06 EDT (#)
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I don't care if this is true or not. It was wonderfully written and it reaffirmed my desire to go out and do something memorable for my soul as often as my body will allow.
Maybe that's enough to cancel out your ticket to hell if you're an alter.
-P
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-06-05 12:39:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-06-04 00:46:59 EDT (#)
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I didn't bother to read this. You are ugly. That is all.
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That hurts. Really. I mean, my entire sense of self is based on what illiterate assholes with an average negative rating thinks about me. Really. Ouch baby. Ouch.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-06-04 00:46:59 EDT (#)
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I didn't bother to read this. You are ugly. That is all.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-30 14:14:26 EDT (#)
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While I'm sloggin' around - YOU are either an incredible invention, or just an all-round amazing person.
Either way - I am left with a feeling of wonder and admiration when I read over your well crafted words.
I wish you all the best - keep fightin' and thank you.
Life can be a gigantic piece of shit...but it is made infinitely more bearable knowing I share it with people just like you.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-29 21:20:38 EDT (#)
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You know, I was going to -2 this for sentimental bullshit, but I liked it.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-29 20:44:56 EDT (#)
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PepsiCoke didn't read my FIRST review. He is stupid. Even dumber than Willie, Apollo, and Method.
Fuck off, Pepsi, you asshole.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-05-29 20:29:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-29 15:20:37 EDT (#)
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There's no such thing as bad publicity, fuckhead.
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Yeah, I bet all the bigwigs from Harper Collins will stumble on this post any minute and see what a hot commodity you are.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-29 16:10:46 EDT (#)
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Munchkin is a really bad ass card game.
You should buy it if you don't have it.
Unless you aren't cool.
Don't you want to be cool?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-29 15:20:37 EDT (#)
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There's no such thing as bad publicity, fuckhead.
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Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-05-29 14:56:59 EDT (#)
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LOL
The best thing about this post is how Bubba is originally very sympathetic until Hack_McCallum comes along and says he thinks this it's all shenanigans. Then Bubba changes his mind and starts -2ing.
LOL
Submitted by traxadron (user info) at 2008-05-29 11:49:01 EDT (#)
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Great face to cum on!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-29 09:02:10 EDT (#)
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That's a very flattering picture of you, you're quite beautiful, and I'm sure my wife would agree. If you're lacking in persons for a threesome in an attempt to accomplish one of those "awesome life experiences", consider us in, just so long as you'll pay for the plane tickets, cause we're poor.
And oh yeah, I can relate to the familial part of the story.
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-05-29 07:24:13 EDT (#)
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You shouldn't laugh ---> http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/05/28/iron.lung.death.ap/index.html
Submitted by jared.melton (user info) at 2008-05-29 04:50:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by LustrousShe-Wolf (user info) at 2008-05-29 00:21:15 EDT (#)
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I remember when I got home from the hospital, I remember holding my mother's hand, and she actually curled her fingers around mine.
It was the only time my mother ever showed affection to me.
It's amazing how much love hurts, isn't it?
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2008-05-28 21:29:35 EDT (#)
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Good luck and kick ass, whether it's here or somewhere else.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-28 20:50:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:47:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:01:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:54:06 EDT (#)
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yes bubba it's very important to keep track of one's reviews and go back to correct any mistakes and alert us all as to your mood swings do you keep a spreadsheet
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ummm...i'm sorry willie, but the uber spreadsheet accusation is the one i get to use against you and therefore off limits for your use. i was sure you'd have that note in your spreadsheet.
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can i razz him about paedophilia at least?
pleeeeeeeeasee
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well yeah...that one's public domain.
duh.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-05-28 20:01:58 EDT (#)
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I really don't want you to go.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-28 19:41:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-28 19:29:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:23:14 EDT (#)
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Please don't die, or worse, commit suicide, whilst logged on.
Uber couldn't take the publicity.
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someone from a band's forum...i think it was Tool or RATM, did a murder-suicide with a girl he met from the site...the forum quadrupled in hits the next week or two...bart might love the publicity and ad revenue.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2008-05-28 19:08:19 EDT (#)
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I love reading the replies to posts like this.
It just reinforces the notion that the more I stay away from Uber, the more Uber stays the same.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:47:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:01:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:54:06 EDT (#)
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yes bubba it's very important to keep track of one's reviews and go back to correct any mistakes and alert us all as to your mood swings do you keep a spreadsheet
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ummm...i'm sorry willie, but the uber spreadsheet accusation is the one i get to use against you and therefore off limits for your use. i was sure you'd have that note in your spreadsheet.
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can i razz him about paedophilia at least?
pleeeeeeeeasee
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:27:15 EDT (#)
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Scourge FTW!!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:21:46 EDT (#)
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lol@scourge
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:01:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:54:06 EDT (#)
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yes bubba it's very important to keep track of one's reviews and go back to correct any mistakes and alert us all as to your mood swings do you keep a spreadsheet
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ummm...i'm sorry willie, but the uber spreadsheet accusation is the one i get to use against you and therefore off limits for your use. i was sure you'd have that note in your spreadsheet.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-28 17:03:50 EDT (#)
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Yes, pregnant with my third. But I don't push 'em out, I have the mothers tummy tuck.
Keeps my vjay nice and tight.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-28 16:57:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:46:58 PDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-05-28 16:00:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:49:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:47:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:44:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:42:23 EDT (#)
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If you two are going to go at it like a bunch of children can you do it on someone else post?
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Like you don't love the heat. STFU.
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That is the only reason I posted this glimpse into my life, after all. To gain "Heat".
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:47:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:44:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:42:23 EDT (#)
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If you two are going to go at it like a bunch of children can you do it on someone else post?
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Like you don't love the heat. STFU.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:46:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:44:20 EDT (#)
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Oh, in that case here is your +2. I haven't written anything of worth.
Molly is cute, but it is a bit of a dolls name. If it is (another) boy, I am thinking maybe Archie. Or Pat.
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Wait, are you really having a baby? Like now? Well, not like are you giving birth now but is there a little gummy-bear-thingy eating it's way through your uteran-goodness as we speak?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:44:20 EDT (#)
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Oh, in that case here is your +2. I haven't written anything of worth.
Molly is cute, but it is a bit of a dolls name. If it is (another) boy, I am thinking maybe Archie. Or Pat.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:44:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:42:23 EDT (#)
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If you two are going to go at it like a bunch of children can you do it on someone else post?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:42:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:35:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:34:05 EDT (#)
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Doesn't look like I'm ever gonna have children of my own. If I had I would've named a girl Molly after my kid sister, the woman bearing the child be damned.
I would've named a boy Oathmeal.
Not.
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Molly was actually on my top 10 name list if I were to have kids - until my mother named her Golden Retriever Molly. Damn her.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:34:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:31:40 EDT (#)
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Don't use the suicide method.
Or is it:
Don't use the suicide, Method.
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Jumping on the bandwagon too, eh?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:34:05 EDT (#)
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Doesn't look like I'm ever gonna have children of my own. If I had I would've named a girl Molly after my kid sister, the woman bearing the child be damned.
I would've named a boy Oathmeal.
Not.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:33:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:32:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:29:54 EDT (#)
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There would be an expose on Bart, the press would run stories on other uber victims.
God, they would interview sico.
This would have been a +2, but you never included me on that list of yours and I am petty.
I may name my baby after you, if your name is Grace. It's a long shot... :)
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Sorry, names not Grace - and sorry that I didn't include you on the list but I don't think I have read any of your work. :(
Recommendations?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:31:40 EDT (#)
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Don't use the suicide method.
Or is it:
Don't use the suicide, Method.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:29:54 EDT (#)
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There would be an expose on Bart, the press would run stories on other uber victims.
God, they would interview sico.
This would have been a +2, but you never included me on that list of yours and I am petty.
I may name my baby after you, if your name is Grace. It's a long shot... :)
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:26:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:23:14 EDT (#)
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Please don't die, or worse, commit suicide, whilst logged on.
Uber couldn't take the publicity.
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Could you imagine? It would be like that WOW chick that died. HA! How's that for infamy?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:23:14 EDT (#)
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Please don't die, or worse, commit suicide, whilst logged on.
Uber couldn't take the publicity.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:20:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:09:42 EDT (#)
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If this is true, I'm sorry for you, and for your husband.
My wife's death was the most painful thing I've ever endured. I really loved her.
She told me she was ready for it to be over, and she was excited, because, in her words, she was about to find out "what the fuck it's all about." I always admired that.
Good luck, etc., etc., etc....
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I really, really wish I could have that outlook. I've never been the cool "Eh, at least I'll get <<blank>> out of this." Type. I've always been a very anxious borderline neurotic person.
I am so sorry for your loss :(
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:16:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:15:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-27 17:04:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-27 16:59:56 EDT (#)
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Then again, I curl up in a fetal position and cry myself to sleep every night because I've already seen every episode of Scrubs, so what the fuck do I know?
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You wish you were Dr. Cox, don't you?
Squirrelly, you mind going more into your treatments thus far? You mentioned "chemicals" and "procedures" but I'm rather curious as to what you've done thus far, if you don't mind. I've been following targeted therapy research so my curiosity has gotten the best of me considering CML is one of the hotbeds of the research area.
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Are you really interested or is this a "I'm asking technical questions because I don't know what else to say" type of thing (My uncle does that :)
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Really interested. If you would prefer (or not), you're more than welcome to email me at shnugen27.at.gmail.com
The biologist in me is very curious.
Also, traveling ftw! Seriously.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:14:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:09:42 EDT (#)
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...and she was excited, because, in her words, she was about to find out "what the fuck it's all about."
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You know, I wish more people had this outlook on death.
What if death were something we all looked FORWARD to? Something to be excited about?
Certainly not to the point where we'd kill ourselves...but you know - a healthy appreciation for the migration to a different plane of existence where meta-knowledge is obtained (hopefully).
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:09:42 EDT (#)
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If this is true, I'm sorry for you, and for your husband.
My wife's death was the most painful thing I've ever endured. I really loved her.
She told me she was ready for it to be over, and she was excited, because, in her words, she was about to find out "what the fuck it's all about." I always admired that.
Good luck, etc., etc., etc....
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:54:16 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=Nat_Nemcova&cutoff=4
jacks no slouch
he has alters he hardly even uses
he just bumps his rating on a post or two and throws them away
that's very wasteful jack there are uberers in china with no alters at all to use
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:52:54 EDT (#)
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paint_it_black below.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:47:02 EDT (#)
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and Jewtoast, don't forget Jewtoast
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:41:32 EDT (#)
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He created Shlongy...That's as "male" as it gets.
None of the rest of you purse-swingers comes close.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:40:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:39:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:28:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:25:38 EDT (#)
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Shut the fuck up alter and go back to using your 'Method' account.
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Why do I have to be Method? Can't I be one of the alters with the big boobs and too-short skirts?
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They're Method too.
Come to think of it... has Method ever created a MALE alter?
Is this some new psychological phenonmenon? Internet Cross-Dressing?
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Can I be another Method alter then? Preferably the hottest one with lots of money.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:39:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:28:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:25:38 EDT (#)
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Shut the fuck up alter and go back to using your 'Method' account.
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Why do I have to be Method? Can't I be one of the alters with the big boobs and too-short skirts?
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They're Method too.
Come to think of it... has Method ever created a MALE alter?
Is this some new psychological phenonmenon? Internet Cross-Dressing?
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:36:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:32:03 EDT (#)
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dieing is like poop
it stinks
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Ha! Nicely put.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:32:03 EDT (#)
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dieing is like poop
it stinks
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:28:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:25:38 EDT (#)
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Shut the fuck up alter and go back to using your 'Method' account.
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Why do I have to be Method? Can't I be one of the alters with the big boobs and too-short skirts?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:25:38 EDT (#)
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Shut the fuck up alter and go back to using your 'Method' account.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:21:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:07:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:29:54 EDT (#)
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Why the fuck would you be named a godmother to your niece? Who DOES that?
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Um, LOTS of people.
My godmother was my aunt.
I am my nephew's godmother.
My sister's godfather is our uncle.
And I'm not a redneck.
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Thank you! I was starting to think I really was some freak of nature for a moment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:20:49 EDT (#)
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WoW Oathie, I just copy pasta'd that from another website, but you took the time to edit it to say Greek kids, which is witty AND original, that shows your dedication, I'm very proud of you!
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Frequently Asked Questions About Greekvitis and Greek Kids:
1) What is Greekvitis?
Greekvitis is a serious hereditary disease caused by a recessive gene. It can lay dormant for years and two perfectly healthy parents can have Greek Babies. Greekvitis affects millions of people world wide. The symptoms of Greekvitis include: Red hair, pale skin, and freckles, a "Soulless" feeling. Some Greek Kids may show symptoms such as violence and depression. Although Greekvitis is not a life threatening disease it can be very serious. There is currently no known cure and very little treatment for Greekvitis.
2) Is Greekvitis contagious?
No, Greek Kids are born with Greekvitis. It is hereditary and cannot be contracted in any other way.
3) Are Greek Kids dangerous?
Although some Greek Kids may be dangerous, many others are not. Greek Kids do have a genetic predisposition towards anger and depression, but this is caused by there appearance and often times amplified by taunting and harassment. Contrary to popular belief, many Greek Kids live healthy, happy lives.
4) Do Greek Kids have Souls?
Unfortunately no, Greek Kids are born without souls. A common misconception is that you need a soul to survive. This is completely false. Greek Kids are people just like everyone else, even if they don't have souls. Many Greek Kids live happy, healthy, productive lives devoid of any sort of soul.
5) If a Greek Kid bites me what should I do?
If you have been bitten by a Greek Kid immediately wash the wound with soap and water. If you have alcohol or peroxide apply it to the wound. Then call your local poison control for further assistance.
6) Why do Greek kids get such a bad reputation?
Greek Kids are commonly stereotyped because a number of famous Greek Kids have set bad examples. Celebrities such as Carrot Top and Queen Elizabeth I give Greek Kids a bad name. Don't be fooled, although these famous people are Greeks. A large numbers of Greek Kids are nothing like them. Some Greeks have even protested these figures because of the harm they have done.
7) Why do people call Greek Kids "fire crotch"? Are there crotches really on fire?
A common misconception is that Greek Kids' crotches are actually engulfed in flames. The truth is "fire crotch" comes from the fact that Greek Kids have red pubic hair. It is similar to the nickname "Carrot Top".
Key Stats about Greekkids:
324904 kids are born with Greekvitis a year.
10% of kids born with Greekvitis commit suicide by age 16.
30% of those infected with Greekvitis live healthy, productive, long lives.
20% of those infected with Greekvitis feel great self hatred, and attemp to bite others in hopes they will spread Greekvitis.
80% of Greek Kids are totally unaware they are soulless.
20% of those infected with Greekvitis, know they don't have souls and pursue a life devoted to Satanism, Paganism, and/or Politics.
95% of those infected with Greekvitis believe they are ugly contagious beasts, resulting in an extreme fear of such common things as:
Trying on clothes in public dressing rooms
Sharing food
Intercourse
Sharing blood
Kissing the opposite sex.
Having Friends
Common statistics:
15% of all people in the US are bitten by a child with Greekvitis.
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Sorry, I know I hate you and all that but I'll admit it. I laughed.
You just like to piss everyone off, don't you?
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She's already said she visited (but didn't post) Uber to pass the time.
It is possible to have read old posts and traced particular memes and became aquainted with peoples' names before registering and posting.
Give her a break.
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It's okay that he doesn't believe me - I really don't mind (nor did I expect anything less, really). But I love you for trying to defend me. :*
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Frequently Asked Questions About Greekvitis and Greek Kids:
1) What is Greekvitis?
Greekvitis is a serious hereditary disease caused by a recessive gene. It can lay dormant for years and two perfectly healthy parents can have Greek Babies. Greekvitis affects millions of people world wide. The symptoms of Greekvitis include: Red hair, pale skin, and freckles, a "Soulless" feeling. Some Greek Kids may show symptoms such as violence and depression. Although Greekvitis is not a life threatening disease it can be very serious. There is currently no known cure and very little treatment for Greekvitis.
2) Is Greekvitis contagious?
No, Greek Kids are born with Greekvitis. It is hereditary and cannot be contracted in any other way.
3) Are Greek Kids dangerous?
Although some Greek Kids may be dangerous, many others are not. Greek Kids do have a genetic predisposition towards anger and depression, but this is caused by there appearance and often times amplified by taunting and harassment. Contrary to popular belief, many Greek Kids live healthy, happy lives.
4) Do Greek Kids have Souls?
Unfortunately no, Greek Kids are born without souls. A common misconception is that you need a soul to survive. This is completely false. Greek Kids are people just like everyone else, even if they don't have souls. Many Greek Kids live happy, healthy, productive lives devoid of any sort of soul.
5) If a Greek Kid bites me what should I do?
If you have been bitten by a Greek Kid immediately wash the wound with soap and water. If you have alcohol or peroxide apply it to the wound. Then call your local poison control for further assistance.
6) Why do Greek kids get such a bad reputation?
Greek Kids are commonly stereotyped because a number of famous Greek Kids have set bad examples. Celebrities such as Carrot Top and Queen Elizabeth I give Greek Kids a bad name. Don't be fooled, although these famous people are Greeks. A large numbers of Greek Kids are nothing like them. Some Greeks have even protested these figures because of the harm they have done.
7) Why do people call Greek Kids "fire crotch"? Are there crotches really on fire?
A common misconception is that Greek Kids' crotches are actually engulfed in flames. The truth is "fire crotch" comes from the fact that Greek Kids have red pubic hair. It is similar to the nickname "Carrot Top".
Key Stats about Greekkids:
324904 kids are born with Greekvitis a year.
10% of kids born with Greekvitis commit suicide by age 16.
30% of those infected with Greekvitis live healthy, productive, long lives.
20% of those infected with Greekvitis feel great self hatred, and attemp to bite others in hopes they will spread Greekvitis.
80% of Greek Kids are totally unaware they are soulless.
20% of those infected with Greekvitis, know they don't have souls and pursue a life devoted to Satanism, Paganism, and/or Politics.
95% of those infected with Greekvitis believe they are ugly contagious beasts, resulting in an extreme fear of such common things as:
Trying on clothes in public dressing rooms
Sharing food
Intercourse
Sharing blood
Kissing the opposite sex.
Having Friends
Common statistics:
15% of all people in the US are bitten by a child with Greekvitis.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What in the holy fuck are you babbling about? I was referring to Oathmeals comment about me being Caulaincourt. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'll answer for Method:
4.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Congratulations, Sophie Neveu, you cracked the code
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How many hours of every day do you spend searching the net for pictures of girls that you make into alters?
And why?
For God's sake, why?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Congratulations, Sophie Neveu, you cracked the code
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
OMG
I just realized.
Method = Caulaincourt
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Man, all these STFU's are making Method sound more and more like Caulaincourt.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:58:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
self published below
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh really Jack? What other superpowers did Nature happen to give you, besides a bit of color, the uncanny ability to self publish your own shitty novels, and feline telekinesis?
STFU, seriously
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The ability to piss off Greeks without breaking a sweat.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh really Jack? What other superpowers did Nature happen to give you, besides a bit of color, the uncanny ability to self publish your own shitty novels, and feline telekinesis?
STFU, seriously
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:47:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP MAKING FUN OF MY HAIR BEFORE I BREAK DOWN AND POST A SUICIDE NOTE ON PULSEHEAD?
I'LL DO IT.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Try harder, Method. By the time a redhead is in their teens they've heard every insult imaginable, usually from people with hair in various shades of brown or black, you know, the turd range of the spectrum.
No surprise that natural blondes and redheads have to eat so much shit from the angry jealous dullheads, but we can't help the fact that nature gave us a little color.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Flight attendant below.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gingers aren't allowed on planes
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
That's it. I've fucking had it.
I'm on the next flight to Queens and this 'Method' guy is gonna be eating a fucking curb somewhere in NY within 48 hours.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Frequently Asked Questions About Gingervitis and Ginger Kids:
1) What is Gingervitis?
Gingervitis is a serious hereditary disease caused by a recessive gene. It can lay dormant for years and two perfectly healthy parents can have Ginger Babies. Gingervitis affects millions of people world wide. The symptoms of gingervitis include: Red hair, pale skin, and freckles, a "Soulless" feeling. Some Ginger Kids may show symptoms such as violence and depression. Although Gingervitis is not a life threatening disease it can be very serious. There is currently no known cure and very little treatment for Gingervitis.
2) Is Gingervitis contagious?
No, Ginger Kids are born with Gingervitis. It is hereditary and cannot be contracted in any other way.
3) Are Ginger Kids dangerous?
Although some Ginger Kids may be dangerous, many others are not. Ginger Kids do have a genetic predisposition towards anger and depression, but this is caused by there appearance and often times amplified by taunting and harassment. Contrary to popular belief, many Ginger Kids live healthy, happy lives.
4) Do Ginger Kids have Souls?
Unfortunately no, Ginger Kids are born without souls. A common misconception is that you need a soul to survive. This is completely false. Ginger Kids are people just like everyone else, even if they don't have souls. Many Ginger Kids live happy, healthy, productive lives devoid of any sort of soul.
5) If a Ginger Kid bites me what should I do?
If you have been bitten by a Ginger Kid immediately wash the wound with soap and water. If you have alcohol or peroxide apply it to the wound. Then call your local poison control for further assistance.
6) Why do Ginger kids get such a bad reputation?
Ginger Kids are commonly stereotyped because a number of famous Ginger Kids have set bad examples. Celebrities such as Carrot Top and Queen Elizabeth I give Ginger Kids a bad name. Don't be fooled, although these famous people are Gingers. A large numbers of Ginger Kids are nothing like them. Some Gingers have even protested these figures because of the harm they have done.
7) Why do people call Ginger Kids "fire crotch"? Are there crotches really on fire?
A common misconception is that Ginger Kids' crotches are actually engulfed in flames. The truth is "fire crotch" comes from the fact that Ginger Kids have red pubic hair. It is similar to the nickname "Carrot Top".
Key Stats about Gingerkids:
324904 kids are born with Gingervitis a year.
10% of kids born with Gingervitis commit suicide by age 16.
30% of those infected with Gingervitis live healthy, productive, long lives.
20% of those infected with Gingervitis feel great self hatred, and attemp to bite others in hopes they will spread Gingervitis.
80% of Ginger Kids are totally unaware they are soulless.
20% of those infected with Gingervitis, know they don't have souls and pursue a life devoted to Satanism, Paganism, and/or Politics.
95% of those infected with Gingervitis believe they are ugly contagious beasts, resulting in an extreme fear of such common things as:
Trying on clothes in public dressing rooms
Sharing food
Intercourse
Sharing blood
Kissing the opposite sex.
Having Friends
Common statistics:
15% of all people in the US are bitten by a child with Gingervitis.
12% of those bitten don't know the proper steps to take after being bitten.
63% of those people bitten require years of trauma counseling.
80% of all people in the US are unaware that kids with Gingervitis have no souls.
20% of all people in the US are aware that those with Gingervitis lack souls, and persecute them due to this.
55% of people aware of gingervitis believe it is similar to AIDS.
Remember Ginger Kids are people too even if they don't have souls!
Check out http://www.GINGERKIDS.ORG for more info
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
homoerotic bike riding day-walker below
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Unfunny, fat wearer of black lipstick below.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If it makes anyone feel better, I'm a virgin
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Laugh uncontrollably" is not synonymous with "masturbate," but at least you didn't just get your panties in a wad, slugger.
Oh wait.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Saccy, I post my genitalia for overweight, ugly, middle-aged women like you to masturbate to.
Be grateful you despicable bitch.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*photo, obviously.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
3 is just in my FAMILY.
And at least one in hers. I doubt we're the only Americans who have heard of this.
Anyone else here know anyone whose aunt and uncles are godparents?
A better question would be why the fuck would you be post a phoro of your cock in a sock?
Who DOES that?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Why the fuck would you be named a godmother to your niece? Who DOES that?
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Um, LOTS of people.
My godmother was my aunt.
I am my nephew's godmother.
My sister's godfather is our uncle.
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3 is not 'lots'.
This poster's story changed on the fly.
Her comments don't flesh.
She's far too Uber-educated and anal about grammar/syntax to be casual, 2-month Ubersite lurker on her deathbed because of CANCER.
I'm not 'giving her a break' because she's not a real person. Wise up.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is very well written.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Why the fuck would you be named a godmother to your niece? Who DOES that?
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Um, LOTS of people.
My godmother was my aunt.
I am my nephew's godmother.
My sister's godfather is our uncle.
And I'm not a redneck.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She's already said she visited (but didn't post) Uber to pass the time.
It is possible to have read old posts and traced particular memes and became aquainted with peoples' names before registering and posting.
Give her a break.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:54:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes bubba it's very important to keep track of one's reviews and go back to correct any mistakes and alert us all as to your mood swings do you keep a spreadsheet
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You got a pretty big mouth for an anonymous dipshit. When I want your opinion I will give it to you.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
In the sixth review of this post I went out on a limb. Well, I have since fallen off of said limb and broken the majority of my bones. The remaining ones were broken by conflicting Squirrelly reviews, both here and on other posts.
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I'm sorry you feel that way.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:54:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes bubba it's very important to keep track of one's reviews and go back to correct any mistakes and alert us all as to your mood swings do you keep a spreadsheet
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
In the sixth review of this post I went out on a limb. Well, I have since fallen off of said limb and broken the majority of my bones. The remaining ones were broken by conflicting Squirrelly reviews, both here and on other posts.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Why the fuck would you be named a godmother to your niece? Who DOES that?
That's a bit redundant and I don't buy it for a minute.
Secondly...your knowledge of Ubersite memes (which you named PLENTY of in your 'first post') puts you WAY older than 2 fucking months.
You've been around for 2 months and yet you know about -2 DIE, vicious emu dumps and the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE?
Bullshit. STFU.
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You're right. No one in the history of the world ever has been both an aunt and godmother to someone. It's never happened. I mean, I've all ready been over that little point earlier but who cares right?
My knowledge of Uber jokes has to be because I am an alter. I mean, someone who stays up at night and is bored with infomercials wouldn't just sit around and read things that make them laugh. No, that couldn't happen either.
And as far as that post it is VERY well known that fragile, dying people have no sense of humor. It's just not there. We are a pristine, innocent lot who do nothing but pray our hearts out while wearing little white hats with little white bonnets. You are so right.
I say it again because, apparently, you can't get enough of it : YOU ARE SO RIGHT!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
And by the way, would someone on the verge of death who is SO FRAGILE, CARING AND COMPASSIONATE post something like this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116870
???
I don't think so.
I SAY IT AGAIN...THIS IS A SHITTY ALTER AND I CALLED IT FIRST.
WHERE'S MY PRIZE
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Why the fuck would you be named a godmother to your niece? Who DOES that?
That's a bit redundant and I don't buy it for a minute.
Secondly...your knowledge of Ubersite memes (which you named PLENTY of in your 'first post') puts you WAY older than 2 fucking months.
You've been around for 2 months and yet you know about -2 DIE, vicious emu dumps and the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE?
Bullshit. STFU.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:20:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Everything you ever wanted to know about Squirrelly_Girl
User id: 33527
Registered on or around: 2008-05-09 17:49:16 EDT
________________
STFU alter.
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You are so original. I love it. Please, entertain me more with your amazing insight!
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My guess is they want tech info to determine if you are an alter or not.
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Ha. Makes sense. But couldn't someone just google it?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Everything you ever wanted to know about Squirrelly_Girl
User id: 33527
Registered on or around: 2008-05-09 17:49:16 EDT
________________
STFU alter.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
HOLD UP A FUCKING COPY OF YOUR DIAGNOSIS (OR SOME OTHER MEDICAL DOCUMENT DETAILING YOUR CONDITION) WITH A STICKY NOTE THAT HAS A U WITH UMLAUTS ON IT.
UNTIL THEN YOU ARE A SHITTY ALTER.
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I don't think I care enough about you or your opinion to take the effort and try to prove something. You want me to be an alter so badly? Fine. I'm an alter. Now you can stop reading my stuff and I can stop rolling my eyes whenever I see your username pop up on my reviews.
We all win.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method gives himself a +2 to throw us off... sad...
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Whiny cancer patient below.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
stfu you self publishing faggot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW7a_k9JYAE
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-28 11:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If Method could actually collect the hits he generates when he does stuff like this the MVA would look like this...
Most Viewed Authors
Method (27457854545 hits)
Bart Cilfone (1398453 hits)
Stanley Moore (1391687 hits)
JMG114 (1319587 hits)
Razor (1276626 hits)
MickGinny (1229401 hits)
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
HOLD UP A FUCKING COPY OF YOUR DIAGNOSIS (OR SOME OTHER MEDICAL DOCUMENT DETAILING YOUR CONDITION) WITH A STICKY NOTE THAT HAS A U WITH UMLAUTS ON IT.
UNTIL THEN YOU ARE A SHITTY ALTER.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'd be interested to read about your treatments. My ex-wife was diagnosed with stage four hodgkins lymphoma, treated and now has moved on to be a money grubbing whore. You TOO could be a money grubbing cancer surviving whore!
Seriously though I remember just how hard that whole process was and what I felt as I futily stood by her side. She was given the stanford 5 regimine followed by radiation and now has been cancer free (i'm sure it says so on her box) for 3 or 4 years now. I wrote about the experience a while ago.
To you I say if there's a glimmer of hope or possibility chase it and use it to fight. if all of your options are truly exausted then get out there and experience everything you possibly can. Wish the best for you of course and I do hope you'll re-evaluate your position to see if there is still a tiny sliver of hope left to use to fight.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My guess is they want tech info to determine if you are an alter or not.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-27 17:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-27 16:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Then again, I curl up in a fetal position and cry myself to sleep every night because I've already seen every episode of Scrubs, so what the fuck do I know?
_______________________
You wish you were Dr. Cox, don't you?
Squirrelly, you mind going more into your treatments thus far? You mentioned "chemicals" and "procedures" but I'm rather curious as to what you've done thus far, if you don't mind. I've been following targeted therapy research so my curiosity has gotten the best of me considering CML is one of the hotbeds of the research area.
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Are you really interested or is this a "I'm asking technical questions because I don't know what else to say" type of thing (My uncle does that :) )
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-28 07:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do all kinds of cool stuff with that kind of freedom. Base jumping? Boom. 3 jumps scheduled before next Wednesday. Never seen the point of bullriding? Well it'll always be stupid, but better give it a shot just in case. Appointment on Sunday. You say that Dodge Tomahawk will theoretically reach 300mph? I'm calling bullshit. Get that thing out to the Utah salt flats. No, no helmet necessary. Just get me a good pair of goggles so I can see every little bit.
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God, could you imagine? Base jumping? Ha! The funny part is that it's not that I'm scared of heights or the potential death that could follow from these hazardous activities... it's the possibility of becoming a quadriplegic.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-27 16:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-27 16:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oathmeal just went down twelve billion points in my estimation.
________________________
How the fuck do I know this isn't Method driving a new alter?
This user is relatively new in terms of post history. I've never heard of 'her' before.
This story could be totally contrived. If it's not, I won't feel bad because this is Ubersite, not http://www.shareyourcancerstory.com
WHO REMEMBERS GIBBERISH? HMM?
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I'm sorry, www.shareyourcancerstory.com.... L.M.A.O.
Oh, and fuck you and all that jazz :*
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-05-27 23:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am so sad for you. I don't know why...normally I don't get all worked up over anything that happens to people I've never met. But this is different somehow.
I don't know you. But I love you.
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That is very nice of you and I am sorry if I got you all worked up - just felt like venting. No, that's not the right word. Sharing maybe? I don't know, I'm a bit bonkers lately. :)
But I love you, too.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-28 07:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do all kinds of cool stuff with that kind of freedom. Base jumping? Boom. 3 jumps scheduled before next Wednesday. Never seen the point of bullriding? Well it'll always be stupid, but better give it a shot just in case. Appointment on Sunday. You say that Dodge Tomahawk will theoretically reach 300mph? I'm calling bullshit. Get that thing out to the Utah salt flats. No, no helmet necessary. Just get me a good pair of goggles so I can see every little bit.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-28 07:36:08 EDT (#)
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I don't want you to think by responce that I didn't take this like a punch to the stomach, because I did.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-28 07:34:45 EDT (#)
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Fuck on a stick lady.
I assume you're in America, so come over the pond to blighty. We can do bugger all to help you, but we can get you very very drunk and take pictures of you naked, in embarrassing positions. The contractor is a very good person to vent a bit of rage at too, he just looks scared and hunted whilst you rant. Very cathartic.
Plus I have a pink hat that would rock your face off.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-28 06:53:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-28 05:16:06 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/46280
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-28 04:58:59 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uU6aYNXnUk
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2008-05-28 04:55:40 EDT (#)
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"That is not dead which can eternal lie
and with strange aeons even death may die"
-H.P. Lovecraft
I want to say first that I have no medical expertise or relevant experience but if I were you I would attempt to cure myself via colloidal silver. Like I said, I don't really understand medicine, but cancer is just human cells run amok, and colloidal silver inhibits the growth of cells and kills them via the oligodynamic effect (but is somehow safe for human consumption). I'm not sure if you would actually need to somehow apply the colloidal silver on the cancer in a surgical process or if you could just drink it. I don't know, thats my idea on how to cure cancer, if you want it. Ask your doctor about it, and if it works just tell 'em it was my idea.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-28 02:19:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-05-27 23:10:16 EDT (#)
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I am so sad for you. I don't know why...normally I don't get all worked up over anything that happens to people I've never met. But this is different somehow.
I don't know you. But I love you.
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And this is why thecaes is the man.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-28 00:31:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-27 18:50:54 CDT (#)
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I don't believe in prolonged treatment of terminal illness.
I see the use of funding, drugs, and staff time as a waste, a slightly more hippie way of burning cash that could be put to better use ending third world povety, finding cures for the very diseases which kill so many so young, and even maybe fund exploration of the solar system and galaxy to bring whoever, or whatever, may exist in the universe into contact with
you are a prick.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2008-05-27 23:56:19 EDT (#)
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I envy you.
By the way, if you decide to go out in a blaze of glory I've got a whole list of people for you to take with you holocaust style.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-27 23:36:35 EDT (#)
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I bet Method is enjoying all this attention more than Caulaincourt with a free membership to http://www.scathq.com/
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-05-27 23:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am so sad for you. I don't know why...normally I don't get all worked up over anything that happens to people I've never met. But this is different somehow.
I don't know you. But I love you.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-05-27 23:08:20 EDT (#)
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you look very pretty
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-05-27 22:58:36 EDT (#)
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that sucks.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-27 21:49:28 EDT (#)
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I recommend securing your immortality by somehow getting on the news.
May i recommend RIDING A RHINOCEROS THROUGH TIMES SQUARE WITH A BOW AND ARROW?
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-27 21:30:49 EDT (#)
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Some women would want to kill you just for those eyelashes, you know that?
You made Method say something that gave me a warm fuzzy. I don't think anyone's ever done that before.
You're a lover AND a fighter, I can tell. Those are the ones that win the fight most often. Keep fighting, girl.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-05-27 20:22:11 EDT (#)
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You mentioned suicide on your first post. While I don't usually encourage such behavior, given your circumstances, it may be justified.
May I suggest seppuku or http://www.ubersite.com/m/112917
If you follow the method in the link, I'll donate $500 to the charity of your choice. That would be so badass.
At any rate, sorry about the diseases, but maybe it's just in your head http://www.ubersite.com/m/96458
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-05-27 20:12:39 EDT (#)
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My mom survived brain cancer during a time when people who had what she had were expected to die within a year or two. It's 23 years later. She's stubborn.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-27 19:50:54 EDT (#)
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I don't believe in prolonged treatment of terminal illness.
I see the use of funding, drugs, and staff time as a waste, a slightly more hippie way of burning cash that could be put to better use ending third world povety, finding cures for the very diseases which kill so many so young, and even maybe fund exploration of the solar system and galaxy to bring whoever, or whatever, may exist in the universe into contact with us.
However, don't be mistaken in thinking that I don't feel very, very sad when I hear stories like this.
It breaks my heart.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-27 19:36:39 EDT (#)
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*Splooge*
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-27 19:02:45 EDT (#)
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I don't know you and never will.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-27 19:01:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-27 18:58:21 EDT (#)
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that's what i thought below
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-05-27 18:47:25 EDT (#)
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"Sweep the leg" is a line from the Karate Kid (1st one)
It is a martial arts technique that can cripple an opponent or just take their feet out from under them. All depends on how the leg is swept and where the kick was placed.
It is considered in some circles a dirty move.
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so that's at least 2 people who might have made a fool out of themselves with their friends. Way to ruin it, beer-turtle!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-27 18:58:21 EDT (#)
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that's what i thought below
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-05-27 18:47:25 EDT (#)
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"Sweep the leg" is a line from the Karate Kid (1st one)
It is a martial arts technique that can cripple an opponent or just take their feet out from under them. All depends on how the leg is swept and where the kick was placed.
It is considered in some circles a dirty move.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-27 18:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-27 17:59:44 EDT (#)
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Thank you!
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No problem.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-05-27 18:01:26 EDT (#)
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My good thoughts for you to keep living, will keep being sent out.
OH and I am a hugger.....hugg hugg sweetie-pie.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-27 17:59:44 EDT (#)
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Thank you!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-27 17:54:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-27 17:51:35 EDT (#)
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Plea of ignorance, what is 'sweep the leg?'
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Star Wars quote. Jaba was pulling Princess Lea by her panties and her leg got caught in a sewer grate. He told his lackey to sweep her leg.
As an idiom it means clean up the mess and be quick about it.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-27 17:51:35 EDT (#)
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Plea of ignorance, what is 'sweep the leg?'
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-05-27 17:42:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-27 22:37:14 BST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-05-27 15:49:45 CDT (#)
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Where there's life, there's hope.
Unless the life is you and a rampaging dinosaur, then you're pretty much fucked.
Hey good luck, good things can still happen.
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Ah! I was hoping this pugnacious guy would chime in!
If there was ever anyone to listen to about this, it's him. Rumor has it that when cancer visit him, TToM kicked him in the balls.
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SWEEP THE LEG
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-27 17:37:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-05-27 15:49:45 CDT (#)
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Where there's life, there's hope.
Unless the life is you and a rampaging dinosaur, then you're pretty much fucked.
Hey good luck, good things can still happen.
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Ah! I was hoping this pugnacious guy would chime in!
If there was ever anyone to listen to about this, it's him. Rumor has it that when cancer visit him, TToM kicked him in the balls.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-05-27 17:33:24 EDT (#)
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You don't know me from a bar of soap (I generally smell a little more human, though in some cases the scent of soap isn't all it's cracked up to be) and I don't know you either, but I do hope you will be okay, whatever happens.
And also, it's highly unlikely that you're an alter, because the kind of people that play games with alters generally don't have this level of humanity, talent or honesty. Good luck.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-27 17:33:09 EDT (#)
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fag below.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-27 17:23:09 EDT (#)
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What's with all of the fucked up camera angles on Camwhores around here?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-27 17:16:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-27 17:15:41 EDT (#)
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I think it would be cool if we started spreading the story that one of Santa's reindeer is named Cancer, and 1 in every 8 boys and boys around the world has a chance of catching the disease when Santa visits on Christmas Eve. Imagine the struggles going on in their little minds... greed VS fear of death!
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If I was a betting child, I'd take those odds for a new bike...especially the Schwinn's...man have you seen those handlebars.
Greed ftw!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-27 17:15:41 EDT (#)
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I think it would be cool if we started spreading the story that one of Santa's reindeer is named Cancer, and 1 in every 8 boys and boys around the world has a chance of catching the disease when Santa visits on Christmas Eve. Imagine the struggles going on in their little minds... greed VS fear of death!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-27 17:15:24 EDT (#)
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Shit.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-27 17:15:11 EDT (#)
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I am not an alter!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-27 17:12:15 EDT (#)
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Actually, the more I read and think about this...the more it makes sense.
This IS an alter.
I CALLED IT FIRST. LET IT BE WRITTEN.
Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-05-27 17:10:27 EDT (#)
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You made me cry, you suck.
As far as having a limited lifetime ahead of you... I have relatives who were given 3-6 months, who went on to live 3+ years. If you're a fighter, amazing things can happen.
Sitting there with your family, going through all your shit, and trying to decide what to give to each person... that shit is just depressing. I'm gonna make my kids do it for me after my funeral.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-27 17:09:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-27 17:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What a fuckin load.
This ain't nothin but Method sitting at home in his underwear killing time.
Come on, people!
No negative rating on account of hooking so many goddamned fish with one line. Jesus.
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I considered the above, and decided to err on the side of caution. If it is Method or some other retard, they will get what they deserve.
Yes, Method, I called you a retard. You, Willie, Apollo...the list is endless, but you are their king.
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-05-27 17:06:13 EDT (#)
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I am going to die.
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Join the club darlin' ain't none of us avoiding the reaper.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-27 17:04:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-27 16:59:56 EDT (#)
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Then again, I curl up in a fetal position and cry myself to sleep every night because I've already seen every episode of Scrubs, so what the fuck do I know?
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You wish you were Dr. Cox, don't you?
Squirrelly, you mind going more into your treatments thus far? You mentioned "chemicals" and "procedures" but I'm rather curious as to what you've done thus far, if you don't mind. I've been following targeted therapy research so my curiosity has gotten the best of me considering CML is one of the hotbeds of the research area.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-27 17:03:54 EDT (#)
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What a fuckin load.
This ain't nothin but Method sitting at home in his underwear killing time.
Come on, people!
No negative rating on account of hooking so many goddamned fish with one line. Jesus.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-27 16:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe I'm crazy, but I see this as a unique opportunity to overcome something that not many people would even have the guts to face. It sounds like you've already given up, which is unfortunate.
You should relish the fucking challenge and bask in the glory when you conquer one of the most deadly enemies man has ever faced. Only through true adversity can the human soul shine.
Just think of how unbelievably powerful you'll be if you beat it.....like the Highlander - only with less hair!
This is war, sugar britches. I suggest you put your blue Braveheart war paint on, narrow your eyes, pop some fucking apricot seeds and laugh in the face of this seemingly unconquerable foe.
Fight the good fight, and show no mercy, because it most definitely won't show any to you.
Then again, I curl up in a fetal position and cry myself to sleep every night because I've already seen every episode